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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, LTbear said:

What do I apparently not know about this girl 

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It was 2014. A simpler time.

A time where celebrity nudes weren’t freely given out all Willy Nilly. See a candid boob from a celebrity had to be taken by a faaaaaar away paparazzo. The idea that you’d have a nude selfie? Ohhhh that would have been crazy. You had to settle for a obsessed fans rigging up eyehole cams for hot sideline reporter with some serious hangers if you needed to wet that whistle.

Enter in some scrappy iCloud hackers.

Men that wouldn’t dare stand for such status quo.

The Fappening was released. 
A cornucopia of a list celebrities, athletes, and child stars (now in adulthood of course) showing off even more than just their bare boobs. Some serious zoomed in shots of their guts. 
 

Of all these drops, one stood above all others.
1.) For its dark horse nature due to the competition. I mean, we got to see Katy Perry’s corn dog throwing sweater puppies for the first time. Stiff… and I mean stiff competition here.

2.) For the volume. She had many, many pics.

3.) For just how sneaky hot she was. She did have a super banging body. Which should be expected, but she’s a goalie (oh no spoiler!) so…. America was surprised.

4.) and the most important….. THE ZOOMED IN SNATCH SHOTS TO THE POINT WHERE YOU COULD COUNT HER AGE RINGS LIKE A CHOPPED DOWN SEQUOIA.

Girl had no shame in her pic game. Every lip, fold, and sanguine shade. From deep merlot, to browns, to pinks. Labia minora? Yeah I don’t think there was anything minor about it.

Many of those body shamers ridiculed such expressions of the female form. But the true aficionados out there, The men who frequently dine at the Y celebrated her hanging it all out.

It was more than a Solo Arby’s night, because ALL of America had the meats now. 

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