Cowboys vs Giants: Turkey Day Edition

[Horn80 5978]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

3rd down stops overturned by defensive holding on Dallas on a run play..

Interception overturned by a late flag after the pick for illegal contact 6 seconds before..

Bad Dak and bad play calling too, but the zebras in control of this one.

Well, I’m here now so great Cowboy second half coming up.

[A’Dam Psycho 1433]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Giants lost a td to a very iffy lineman downfield call

That call was not “iffy” at all. Not even close to iffy

[Guest]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

It was like 3rd and 14 because of Kellen Moore sucking his own dick.

That too.

 

You are not wrong!

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

He's average.

He ain't throwing guys open and he doesn't make the defense change their gameplan.

7 DBs on the  field...and he doesn't audible to a run. Instead he throws behind the WR and it gets tipped to a DB.

Typical Dak.  I fucking hate his results for such a likeable player.

He’s prime Andy Dalton. Just good enough to not move on from in his prime when he has all the pieces around him, but not good enough to do anything special 

[Pam Cummings 9409]

Yeah the refball hurts but 2 shitty picks and general bad playcalling is the real issue.

[Mileslong 4663]

The refs aren’t the reason we’re losing to the giants. Fuck outta here with that shit 

You don’t think 7 penalties in one half is worth 6 points?

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

That call was not “iffy” at all. Not even close to iffy

He stopped right around the borderline. He did not block anyone. 

[Guest]

The refs are truly neutral in this one.  Giants HC damn near had an aneurism.

McCarthy isn't engaged enough to get pissed off.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

3 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

You don’t think 7 penalties in one half is worth 6 points?

I think two turnovers are worth 6 points 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8780]

Lmfao

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

I just knew this would happen lol 

[Guest]

Let the teenage girls at the game call the offense...

['stache 21490]

This halftime show is super gay, nttawwt.

[Beau Vine 53625]

My nephew asks me if I'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo Ingles

[LonghornJudas 1084]

These guys are the Kirk Cousins of artists.

[TonyTexas 10378]

The next Cowboy game thread that doesn’t blame officiating will be the first one. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8780]

Shoulda brought back Creed

[Trey3216 15298]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The next Cowboy game thread that doesn’t blame officiating will be the first one. 

How long until Houston loses another football team? 

[TonyTexas 10378]

Just now, Trey3216 said:

How long until Houston loses another football team? 

Helobious sock?

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

At least we have home field advantage lol. Let’s what 3 and out we can come out with 

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

Why do I need to see and hear John madden every 15 minutes of this broadcast?

[Trey3216 15298]

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Helobious sock?

Helobious cuck? 

[cactusflinthead 26791]

 

[Guest]

Dak with a 5 yard gain on total shit.

Credit given

Edited November 24, 2022 by slorch

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

Runs working. So we gotta get passing 

[Guest]

Tony Pollard.  Nice.

13 yard gain on 1st down

[Enemy07 278]

Why do coaches try and get cute and go against whats working? That shoukd been a TD drive before the half and Cowboys stupidly go away from the pass

[Firemans4Horn 16852]

Fight through it Seedy. 

[Guest]

better have been a d-holding for as badly as that was overthrown

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

Sigh with these low percentage prsyers 

['stache 21490]

Was the flag thrown before the pass? Maybe he had a free play?

[BigHornedLurker 1878]

So uh I don't watch a lot of NFL, when did we start getting half time shows ?

[Zeus 5862]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why do I need to see and hear John madden every 15 minutes of this broadcast?

BOOM

[Guest]

damn Pollard.

'I aint stoppin till it's first down,.'

[Zeus 5862]

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

So uh I don't watch a lot of NFL, when did we start getting half time shows ?

It's typical for Thanksgiving

[Firemans4Horn 16852]

Dak’s got to make some plays downfield. 

[Zeus 5862]

7 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Why do coaches try and get cute and go against whats working? That shoukd been a TD drive before the half and Cowboys stupidly go away from the pass

When both of their starting corners are out, and you see them stacking the box, it's time to pass on first down.

[Mileslong 4663]

I think two turnovers are worth 6 points 

One for the cowboys called back

The next Cowboy game thread that doesn’t blame officiating will be the first one. 

And the first time the Texans are relevant will be the first time

[Bullneck 18617]

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

My nephew asks me if I'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo Ingles

My kids wanted me to watch a movie called "Never Let Me Go," which I thought sounded depressing as fuck.  OTOH, we're losing 13-7 to the Giants.

[Firemans4Horn 16852]

Why you play so dumb?

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

We fucking suck dick 

[Guest]

1st and gosl from the 25, let's run a fucking draw.

[Zeus 5862]

Turpin sighting!

Used as a decoy.. didn't work...

[Firemans4Horn 16852]

Moore loves running for 1 yard on 1st and 15.

[Macklemore 2825]

15 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I never understood the hate for Stapp and Creed. Nickelback sucked but Creed didn’t deserve the hate.

[Firemans4Horn 16852]

How many dumbass penalties can the offense commit? 

[Bullneck 18617]

2nd illegal motion since they had 1st and goal.  WTF.

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

14 fucking penalties 

[Guest]

I do believe in Miracles, Al Michaels.

[Firemans4Horn 16852]

Bang!