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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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And we have to play 4 more games against these fuckers

This team with this bullpen probably gets wrecked in the playoffs but damn if this isn't amusing, especially while watching the Astros choke on the Royals.

Angels without Ohtani, Trout, and Rendon, played like shit since the trade deadline, roster essentially gutted. Man if there were ever a team primed for a sweep, it’s these chumps.

Sweep this series, have Seattle take 2/3 from Houston, and the last 4 against the Ms don’t mean shit (for us anyway)…

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Angels without Ohtani, Trout, and Rendon, played like shit since the trade deadline, roster essentially gutted. Man if there were ever a team primed for a sweep, it’s these chumps.

Sweep this series, have Seattle take 2/3 from Houston, and the last 4 against the Ms don’t mean shit (for us anyway)…

You’re right with our 3 game lead on the Ms. They are 8-2 against Houston this year. Problem is, despite depleted Angels, we fuck around far too much on the road. 

1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

What’s the magic number? 7?

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3 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Off to play the troutless ohtaniless rendonless angels. 
 

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We should sweep. Which means we'll get swept.

Right , hopefully not a repeat of the Cleveland series .

if the angels try to move trout in the offseason like the rumors have started, it would be wild to see what he'd fetch.  what do you give up for a god that can never stay on the field signed at $37MM indefinitely?  seems like some GM that is throwing a hail mary to keep his job might be interested, but would anyone reasonable be?

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16 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

What’s the magic number? 7?

5

39 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

if the angels try to move trout in the offseason like the rumors have started, it would be wild to see what he'd fetch.  what do you give up for a god that can never stay on the field signed at $37MM indefinitely?  seems like some GM that is throwing a hail mary to keep his job might be interested, but would anyone reasonable be?

Well, we signed deGrom for $37MM per.....

Just now, Don Johnson said:

Well, we signed deGrom for $37MM per.....

hey!  that's very different because you see if you really think about it is not you know but those two things may look similar but really it's not really you know they're totally different and the one that the team i root for was actually quite smart.

19 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Angels without Ohtani, Trout, and Rendon, played like shit since the trade deadline, roster essentially gutted. Man if there were ever a team primed for a sweep, it’s these chumps.

 

This kind of stuff is when I get really worried.

 

did juan gone have beef with someone in the front office?

I’ll be behind the dugout tonight. Don’t fucking lose please 

Finally made it back out to a game yesterday.  Great time.  Also first time sitting in the 100 level on first base line which, to bring it back to a discussion dozens of pages back, is probably now my preferred seating level after trying out various locations in park.

4 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

did juan gone have beef with someone in the front office?

Hicks. (Tom, the owner at the time.) Rangers re-signed Gonzalez in 2002 at 2 years / $24MM. He was injury plagued and played less than 1/2 the games over that period. A few years later Hicks said the team had essentially thrown away that money on Gonzalez and he brought steroids into the discussion. That didn't sit well with Gonzalez, for years.

I don't know who was instrumental in getting Gonzalez back to Arlington. Nadel and Grieve were always big supporters of his. Wouldn't surprise if they were at the center of it. 

 

 

 

Gonzalez also retired pissed off at the world.  He made one of the biggest bad bets in baseball history and cost himself $100MM in salary.  I think that explains a lot of his aloofness since then. 

Lot of Ranger fans tonight!!!

 

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Does jung look like cal Ripken up there now?

standing pretty straight, bat on shoulder 

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Throw that exact same pitch.

 

OK, pull his ass already.

21 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Zepol, show us the sluts!

Working on it, which a chick so just need to hit the beer solo because they are everywhere 

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Hey Heim, we're trying to win the division. Quit dicking around. 

Wtf was that Nate and Jonah? Somebody probably fucked somebody's girl

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Cash these in fellas.

This team needs to see if they can find a 1st baseman in free agency this offseason.

There have bene like 6 pops off the bat that I thought were gonzo, but just hang up in the air for can of corn outs in the OF. @Zepol87 is it just thick and hot and muggy or why are the balls dead and not carrying? No wind?

If you're walking a lot guys, then you're really a load of crap, because they will give you anything close.

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