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I mean, think of it.

How can Dusty even think of going back to putting Maldy back in the lineup tomorrow?

I know it's beating a dead horse, but goddamn.

I like and respect Maldy. He seems like a truly good person.  But he just does not fit into what we are trying to accomplish this year and every year.

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9 minutes ago, WBT said:

I'm so beaten down I almost want to let it go but Abreu and Neris in a 6-run game?

Yeah, I was debating posting the same.

I have little doubt we’re going to lose a game later this series because maton or stanek is on (I’m sure it will be tomorrow when I’m there). Really nullifies our advantage in this series of us getting in to their pen early with a big league if you are going to send out our big guns anyway….

but will just sit back and enjoy this game for now. 

Dubon and Altuve going back to back twice in the same game seems about as likely as as having two immaculate innings in the same game (against the same 3 hitters)

Edited by UTexasFight
And sparks just says effectively the same thing

3 minutes ago, Overlord said:

 

How can Dusty even think of going back to putting Maldy back in the lineup tomorrow?

 

Have you watched any Astros baseball this season?  Then you know Maldy is starting tomorrow.

He's about as much baseball fun as human strike zones.

Edited by slorch

3 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I mean, think of it.

How can Dusty even think of going back to putting Maldy back in the lineup tomorrow?

I know it's beating a dead horse, but goddamn.

I like and respect Maldy. He seems like a truly good person.  But he just does not fit into what we are trying to accomplish this year and every year.


Diaz tired himself out running around the bases after that grand slam 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Julio strikes out to end it as the tying run

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Have you watched any Astros baseball this season?  Then you know Maldy is starting tomorrow.

Of course I know he is.  I'm as sure of it as I am that the world is round and that the sun will rise in the east and set in the west.

What’s the stat on one team conceding and pitching a position player and coming back to win?

 

Stanek had his head up his ass and now he's gone for the season.

Wow.  And a trash game.

Hippie Devo a complete bumblefuck

Jesus H. Christ.  And of course it's in a fucking blowout game.

Get well soon Ryne.

I fucking swear baseball dudes are about non-athletic as fuck.

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Stanek had his head up his ass and now he's gone for the season.

I’m not sorry to see the end of Staneks astros career. If we could be blessed to have the same happen to Maldy tomorrow night this season might get where it needs to be. 
I’m assuming we aren’t talking about anything career or life threatening. Just lucky- like when Maton broke his hand to give us no choice to fuck up and roster him for the post season. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m not sorry to see the end of Staneks astros career. If we could be blessed to have the same happen to Maldy tomorrow night this season might get where it needs to be. 
 

Damn, dude. 

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Julio strikes out to end it as the tying run

Dave Chappelle Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

And of course it's in a fucking blowout game.

well right now it is. let's just get some outs first. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m not sorry to see the end of Staneks astros career. If we could be blessed to have the same happen to Maldy tomorrow night this season might get where it needs to be. 
 

be better than this. 

Somebody in the clubhouse needs to remember to get Money Maton some boxing gloves.

We are definitely going to need his arm going forth.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Seven run lead and we're anxious.

 

got a mouse in your pocket?

4 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Somebody in the clubhouse needs to remember to get Money Maton some boxing gloves.

We are definitely going to need his arm going forth.

or call up Arrighetti

1st place!

 

Well.... 1b-st place at least.

Edited by Dnaguy

Win by a touchdown, eh?

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Bregman playing good defense this year

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m not sorry to see the end of Staneks astros career. If we could be blessed to have the same happen to Maldy tomorrow night this season might get where it needs to be. 
I’m assuming we aren’t talking about anything career or life threatening. Just lucky- like when Maton broke his hand to give us no choice to fuck up and roster him for the post season. 

Bro. Rephrase or something. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

7 straight years of winning the sliver boot !!!

More importantly , the Astros secure the tiebreaker over the Rangers

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

or call up Arrighetti

Bielak. Araghetti would start his service clock and isn’t post season eligible 

Silly question but how have we played 2 more games than both Seattle and the Rangers?

 

Just a quirk in the schedule?

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Silly question but how have we played 2 more games than both Seattle and the Rangers?

 

Just a quirk in the schedule?

We don’t play any more Thursday’s. 

6 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

or call up Arrighetti

This is my point. We are wasting time with Stanek and now we have an opportunity to get better. Creative destruction. I’m assuming it’s a high ankle sprain and he’s down for 6 weeks. It’s not a Greek tragedy. 

3 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

We don’t play any more Thursday’s. 

I checked the schedule.

Apparently we never played a Thursday game in April and May as well.

That seems odd, no? 3 months of a 162 game season without playing on a Thursday.

 

The Astros are 3-6 this year in Thursday games. So I guess ... good we don't play on Thursday anymore.

Edited by Dnaguy

Wulaw has had a couple of fucked up posts today. 
 

16 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If y’all could do us a favor and stick a broom up our ass and end our season so we can fire Dusty Baker that would be great. Thanks. 

 

17 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m not sorry to see the end of Staneks astros career. If we could be blessed to have the same happen to Maldy tomorrow night this season might get where it needs to be. 
I’m assuming we aren’t talking about anything career or life threatening. Just lucky- like when Maton broke his hand to give us no choice to fuck up and roster him for the post season. 

 

8 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Bielak. Araghetti would start his service clock and isn’t post season eligible 

yes he is 

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I checked the schedule.

Apparently we never played a Thursday game in April and May as well.

That seems odd, no? 3 months of a 162 game season without playing on a Thursday.

 

The Astros are 3-6 this year in Thursday games. So I guess ... good we don't play on Thursday anymore.

I think it’s that they build in time late season for makeups and we haven’t needed to use any 

Wulaw needs a Snickers bar. 

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

He’s on the 40?

he doesn't need to be. he just needs to be in the organization of of Aug 31st.

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