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The Rags should have started Hedges tonight

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Astros win! First place is ours bitches!

Sole possession

 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Sole possession

 

Soul Possesion.

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That run differential though...passed Seattle and Baltimore tonight and cut the deficit to Arlington from 61 to 35

19 minutes ago, Scraps said:
20 minutes ago, WBT said:
Why couldn't Julia have covered the booth like yesterday?

I dont know she is 100 times better than this dude cause she just sits there quiet for 70 % of the time

And she is a Horn.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

 

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5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

And she is a Horn.

Pom

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Why couldn't Julia have covered the booth like yesterday?
I can answer that but I don't want to give out what goes on behind the scenes

I just saw the Dusty presser.

The very first person he decided to credit with a good game? Any hints?

Yep.  His butt boy Maldy.

The reporter actually had to bring up Altuve's name just to get him to say anything about Altuve.

I wouldn't be surprised if I woke up tomorrow morning and found out that Yainer Diaz has been DFA'd

Dusty really hates Diaz.  I truly believe that.

Not only that, she was a national championship pom squad member.

 

We have to finish them tomorrow. 

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The schedule is heavily tipping in our favor after this series, gotta love it. Just take care of business.

And holy shit the last 18 games for Toronto is brutal.

5 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

I knew the list had to be short.
Orale, Tuve. 

 

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Mike Cameron.....

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I remember watching the highlights of that 4 HR game on SportsCenter.

Peak early aughts. 

You GenZ'ers don't even know.

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23 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Not only that, she was a national championship pom squad member.

 

I was a sophomore at the time. I was friendly with 3 of them in that picture. Two Tri Delts and a DG. I took the DG to dinner once, but was unable to close. Story of my life. 
 

I didn’t know Julia. 

14 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

The schedule is heavily tipping in our favor after this series, gotta love it. Just take care of business.

And holy shit the last 18 games for Toronto is brutal.

Seattle's is rough, too

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I was a sophomore at the time. I was friendly with 3 of them in that picture. Two Tri Delts and a DG. I took the DG to dinner once, but was unable to close. Story of my life. 
 

I didn’t know Julia. 

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Your story.

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Commentators…… 5 ️ humor 

 

3 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Commentators…… 5 ️ humor 

 

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that’s the definition of bitch ass 

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2 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Commentators…… 5 ️ humor 

 

 

Baseball.

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22 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Not only that, she was a national championship pom squad member.

 

I know this is going to be very controversial, but here's my scorecard for tonight:

    x      x         x

4, 16, 7, 3, 9, 5, 10, 6, 15

13, 2, 11, 8, 12, 1, 14

16 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Commentators…… 5 ️ humor 

 

They didn't lose, they just ran outta field...

19 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Commentators…… 5 ️ humor 

 

That’s hilarious. The internet is saying those same commentators went on a tangent wondering aloud if the Rangers had just faked 120 well played games. Haven’t found the audio yet but need to

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6 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I know this is going to be very controversial, but here's my scorecard for tonight:

    x      x         x

4, 16, 7, 3, 9, 5, 10, 6, 15

13, 2, 11, 8, 12, 1, 14

know this is going to be very controversial, but here's my scorecard for tonight:

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And in their current state at that. 

 

I would fuck a dead longhorn to win another national championship.

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Added bonus for the pom girls though. My tastes have skewed to Milf. So I have that going for me.

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Altuve had 3 home runs BEFORE RANGERS 7-8-9 EVEN BATTED

2 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Altuve had 3 home runs BEFORE RANGERS 7-8-9 EVEN BATTED

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2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Somebody do one of those standings trackers on the AL West from opening day thru tonight 


too soon, lot of baseball left 

Some of y'all didn't learn shit the last time we all felt great and were giving each other high fives and reach arounds...

Have you ding-dongs not looked at the upcoming schedule? We're playing a weekend series against the wayward Padres IN HOUSTON while the Mariners travel to Tampa for three and the Rangers get to playOakland at home.

What could possibly go wrong?

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Some of y'all didn't learn shit the last time we all felt great and were giving each other high fives and reach arounds...

Have you ding-dongs not looked at the upcoming schedule? We're playing a weekend series against the wayward Padres IN HOUSTON while the Mariners travel to Tampa for three and the Rangers get to playOakland at home.

What could possibly go wrong?

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7 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Some of y'all didn't learn shit the last time we all felt great and were giving each other high fives and reach arounds...

Have you ding-dongs not looked at the upcoming schedule? We're playing a weekend series against the wayward Padres IN HOUSTON while the Mariners travel to Tampa for three and the Rangers get to playOakland at home.

What could possibly go wrong?


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baseball images that precede unfortunate events is really picking on the al West today

 

40 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Some of y'all didn't learn shit the last time we all felt great and were giving each other high fives and reach arounds...

Have you ding-dongs not looked at the upcoming schedule? We're playing a weekend series against the wayward Padres IN HOUSTON while the Mariners travel to Tampa for three and the Rangers get to playOakland at home.

What could possibly go wrong?

How's this:

I’m annoyed at Pressly for that shit he pulled in the first game in Detroit which is the only thing preventing us from currently being on a 10 game road winning streak.

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

How's this:

I’m annoyed at Pressly for that shit he pulled in the first game in Detroit which is the only thing preventing us from currently being on a 10 game road winning streak.


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circling back...

1. altuve is the greatest astro of all time already.  better than biggio and bagwell.  yes, already.  postseason homers > career war.  but he'll get where he needs to with career war, unless helo is right and he's slowing down and about to fall off a cliff.

2. "would he make the hall of fame right now" is a ridiculous question rooted in confusion.  if he retired at the end of this season, said it's been fun, but he wants to go build houses in venezuela, he would get elected to the hof, though there would be some drama because of the limited number of years removed from what is seen as a "tainted" season.  straight performance-wise, he's in.  guys with short careers don't have to hit big counting numbers, they just need to show their excellence during their career, which jose has already done.  reference the postseason homers again.  kirby puckett is a good recent comp here.  koufax is an older one, but he was one of the best to ever do it.

*now if the question is "are his numbers good enough right now to get him in during a full career where he plays until he's 38-40 years old?"  well that's a different question not based in reality.  sure, if he plays another 6-7 seasons and hits .210 every year with 6 bombs and 33 rbi and becomes an anchor on the team, yeah, he's probably not a hall-of-famer.  but that's not what the question is.  when people say, "has he already done enough and is he a hall-of-famer", the presumption is that he'll continue his pace with the usual human decline, and retire when great players retire.  if that's what happens, he's a hall-of-famer.  and the greatest astro of all time.

he's the leader of the unquestioned golden-age astros dynasty.  come on, people.  do better.

That rangers broadcast clip screams Dave South. I know they are supposed to be positive and pro-rangers but give the dude some credit.

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