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1 hour ago, Soliver465 said:

Just rolled into Kansas City for a long weekend and saw Jose Altuve walk right in front of down in the Plaza.Gave him a shout out and threw up the horns and got a big smile back.

I know CSB, but fuck the haters.

Currently drinking at Eddie V’s

Looking for Dusty and tomorrow night’s lineup card

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1 hour ago, Soliver465 said:

Currently drinking at Eddie V’s

Looking for Dusty and tomorrow night’s lineup card

Give him a roofie, steal the lineup card and let the surly geniuses fill it out and turn it in. Release and untie Baker 15 minutes before game time tomorrow, push him out of your slow moving vehicle by the player gate at the stadium and then haul ass out of the parking lot. We're all counting on you.

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36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Give him a roofie, steal the lineup card and let the surly geniuses fill it out and turn it in. Release and untie Baker 15 minutes before game time tomorrow, push him out of your slow moving vehicle by the player gate at the stadium and then haul ass out of the parking lot. We're all counting on you.

I'm on it tomorrow.  I think they are staying next door at the Intercontinental.  I'll stake it out or go to the ribs/collard green place as soon as I find out where it is.

 

Chas and Yanier forever!

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Why was Eovaldi pulled after 3.1?

73 pitches. Not terribly effective but a 4-2 lead.

fastball was sitting 94 until his second to last pitch which was his first one over 95 at 96.4.

No Scherzer and ineffective Eovaldi can’t feel good if you’re a rangers fan 

(Says the guy whose team just saw their #1 and #2 lose to the A’s)

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Why was Eovaldi pulled after 3.1?

73 pitches. Not terribly effective but a 4-2 lead.

fastball was sitting 94 until his second to last pitch which was his first one over 95 at 96.4.

No Scherzer and ineffective Eovaldi can’t feel good if you’re a rangers fan 

(Says the guy whose team just saw their #1 and #2 lose to the A’s)

Oh, our pitching is Torbush'ed, no doubt.

But we can be an agent of chaos and Leroy Jenkins as deep into the playoffs as possible if our offense is hot and hopefully ruin someone's year.

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2 hours ago, WBT said:

Rangers swept 4 games at Toronto by a combined 35-9.  Fucking Canada

It's even worse when you look at the exchange rate.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Astros need to continue to give Javier his average 6.87 in run support.

How do you only score 9 runs in 4 games against that trash staff?

Well the Astros just scored 8 runs in 3 games against the A's, sooooooooo.... yeah.........

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18 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Happy Day Off! 

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With Lil Shep outgrowing the "cute" stage, I think this kid should be the new mascot for Astros threads going forward.

Lil' Shep will always be #1 and gets his number retired, but it might be time for new blood.

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

Well the Astros just scored 8 runs in 3 games against the A's, sooooooooo.... yeah.........

So you're saying we're due for an offensive explosion?  I'm down with that.

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Lilshep is currently working on golf game has a upcoming one vs one against his "rival". Crazy how quickly his "rival" and him have become friends. That lil girl could easily have the team wrapped around her finger. Heck she could convince dusty to actually play our best 9 more than once a year.

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For a team on track to lose 112 games, I’m disappointed the Royals won’t have a 20 game loser.

Grienke/Lyles on pace to combine for ~35 is pretty sweet though.

May be behind a paywall but I enjoyed this article from a month ago

https://www.wsj.com/sports/baseball/jordan-lyles-kansas-city-royals-pitcher-ffd0c8cd

He Eats Innings, Surrenders Runs and Loses Games—Which Makes Him Very Valuable

By taking the ball every five days and working deep into the game, the Royals’ Jordan Lyles is an example of a lost breed that helps his team win in the long run by losing

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16 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He's gonna drop Chas to 9th at some point.  I can feel it.


i like chas or pena at 9, set the table for Altuve and bregman 

 

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Can someone clarify being a big boy versus a fatty? 

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