Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

[South Austin 51410]

20 minutes ago, LTbear said:

We have standards here. 

[dieucla98 2767]

Quit using "I'm high" as an excuse. You are who you are, high or not. 

[Dahobbs 17089]

I personally have no issue with @sheeeit voting for RFK. Go for it. 

[fattyflattie 4631]

8 hours ago, sheeeit said:

Hell I wasnt even wanting to comment on the fact that in that little clip he said his uncle was 1) a pilot-he wasn't 2) that he volunteered for this mission because soomeone else couldnt go- he was simply a courier/passenger on the flight 3) that he was shot down- his plane had engine failure over the ocean and no shots were fired 4) he said that later on he had people down there that found some of the airplane- the plane is at the bottom of the ocean.

These are only “slight misses” and “gaffes”.  

[Horn Dog 9459]

1 hour ago, locodos said:

Island Nations sometimes developed tribal cannibalism...  Even jolly ole' England probably had cannibals back in the day.

The cannibals of Gough's Cave

Scholars have deduced that cannibalism had deleterious effects.  Skin tightening, growth inhibition, increased facial symmetry, and boost to sexual pheromone production.  Explorers who encountered these tribes have noted that the populations looked young for their age and are strangely attractive.

 

This guy is 62!

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Modern Cannibals used drum machines though

 

Interesting.  There has to be a MAGA grift in here somewhere.  "Natural face lift and organic Ozempic all in one!"  All you got to do is eat your fellow MAGA cult member.   Look younger and make the world a better place all at once!

[locodos 5147]

13 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

These are only “slight misses” and “gaffes”.  

Yeah it's not like he thought the colonials had airports

[South Austin 51410]

15 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

These are only “slight misses” and “gaffes”.  

Since you’re living under a rock.

 

[Dahobbs 17089]

19 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

These are only “slight misses” and “gaffes”.  

I'm trying to understand why specific details about a relative from 80 fucking years ago could ever be a major gaffe. I know my grandfather served during WW2. My understanding is that he was a medic. But I haven't checked his service records or anything, I just have stories from family. And my grandfather actually came back from the war to share his stories. I'm sure not everything is accurate, and it really isn't important that it be 100% accurate. Biden is relaying family history when the family member in question was never available to provide the story directly. And Biden was just fucking 2 when his uncle died.

Things he got wrong:

(1) He got the date his uncle joined wrong, which frankly just seems like a mouth moving faster than brain moment since he just switched D-Day and December 7th.

(2) Maybe the exact role his uncle served, although the phrase "flew single-engine planes, reconnaissance flights over New Guinea" doesn't imply he was the pilot on that particular flight or really necessarily a pilot at all. He did serve in the Army air forces, so if he wasn't a pilot, he may have been another crew member on reconnaissance flights. 

(3) "Shot down" - wrong based on army records (although those aren't always known to be 100% accurate). 

Everything else seems to be correct. The plane went down off the coast of New Guinea. New Guinea is an area known to have cannibals. 

What exactly do you think qualifies as anything above a "a slight miss" here?  

If this is a gaffe, what is quoting Robert E. Lee as saying "Never Fight Uphill, Me Boys"? or thinking airports existed during the revolutionary war? 

Edited April 18 by Dahobbs

[fattyflattie 4631]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Since you’re living under a rock.

 

Bruh, if that’s the bar, well I don’t have much for you.  You’re mental is worse than my mental isn’t that impressive of an argument imo. 

[Dahobbs 17089]

9 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Bruh, if that’s the bar, well I don’t have much for you.  You’re mental is worse than my mental isn’t that impressive of an argument imo. 

If I ask @fattyflattie about his relatives from 80 years ago, I'm quite certain he will not get the details 100% historically correct. But that would not be a sign that @fattyflattie is mentally infirm. Essentially no one would pass the test you're apparently asking of Biden. This is stupid. And you fucking know it. 

Edited April 18 by Dahobbs

[Born to Run 6186]

"Ubder any circumstances" RfK is probably the best candidate.
Wow

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11486]

if he didn't say the word cannibal, nothing about this story would be remembered even thirty seconds later, let alone fact checked.  yet 'cannibal' seems to be the most accurate part.

[RomaVicta 29472]

9 hours ago, sheeeit said:

His almost exact words were "he was shot down in new guinea and they never found the body because there used to be a lot of cannibals for real in that part of new guinea"

This is funnier than anything you've posted. You use quotes after you say the words are not exact. I watched the ABC tape, and he says the plane went down in an area of cannibals. His remains were never recovered. Of course, this is just a wind up before he recalls Trump calling veterans losers and letting drizzle prevent him from joining other world leaders at a ceremony honoring America's dead.

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Even if we give him him the most gigantic benefit of the doubt in human history 

How much of that type of benefit do you give a man who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, was later found to have raped E. Jean Carrol who was among many women who came forth with stories of his abuse and harrassment, stole from a children's charity, failed at every business he tried, and lies about his devotion to the Bible to vote Trump in as president in the first place?

You can add criminal attempts to sway states to send false electors, a taped conversation of him threatening an elected GOP official if he didn't come up with 11,000 votes, oh! and the fucking insurrection attack on the Capitol. Why don't we throw in stealing and sharing highly classified government secrets and having his son-in-law collect billions from Saudi and UAE?

I guess I should give you the benefit of the doubt, but fuck you and fuck your complicity in destroying this republic.

Negged for the reasons above, of course.

[Restless Native 315]

I'm just glad he wasn't wearing a tan suit when he said it.

[RomaVicta 29472]

34 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

These are only “slight misses” and “gaffes”.  

How do you feel about the point Biden was illustrating by mentioning his uncle? Trump's stated opinion about losers and his failure to endure drizzle to pay respect to those losers at a ceremony honoring America's WW1 soldiers who died? This would apply to Biden's uncle. You good with that?

Biden should also get some acuity points for recalling that it was the Army Air Corps not the Air Force. 

[RomaVicta 29472]

18 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Bruh, if that’s the bar, well I don’t have much for you.  You’re mental is worse than my mental isn’t that impressive of an argument imo. 

Well, it did include exact rather than "almost exact" words. World War 2: Wow, Me Boys!

[Red Five 40109]

It doesn't matter what republicans do or say, but democrats have to be perfect.

[sheeeit 129]

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, actually no.  I may be an above-average student of WWII history, but he did not say he was eaten by cannibals.  He said he was shot down on NG, which is a slight miss, and that there were cannibals on NG, which is 100% true.

Compared to some of the shit Trump has said, about current events, on a near daily basis, it's kind of a gaffe.

There were and are cannibals on the island of New Guinea.  They even caused a variant of CJD because of it.  Mad cannibal disease.

6 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Hopefully, @sheeeit, you’re sober enough to evaluate Joe’s exact quote:

”And Ambrose Finnegan — we called him “Uncle Bosie” — he — he was shot down.  He was Army Air Corps before there was an Air Force.  He flew single-engine planes, reconnaissance flights over New Guinea.  He had volunteered because someone couldn’t make it.  He got shot down in an area where there were a lot of cannibals in New Guinea at the time. 

They never recovered his body.  But the government went back, when I went down there, and they checked and found some parts of the plane and the like.

And what I was thinking about when I was standing there was when Trump refused to go up to the memorial for veterans in Paris, and he said they were a bunch of “suckers” and “losers.””

The WH is spinnng the story to say cannibals were a reason Joe’s uncle’s body was never recovered, but the only source suggesting cannibals ate Ambrose was the

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Biden didn’t say anything untrue. 

The internet has weaponized stupidity. 

 

flower blooming in your mind.

I love this place sometimes.  There are 2 different clips of this.  One where Biden is walking and talking with the press and one where he is inside giving a riveting campain speech.  I quoted the speech where he was inside.  I posted it twice.  You guys keep quoting from the impromptu speech outside.  In the official speech he gave inside his exact words (still laughing that someone called me out for saying almost exactly because I eliminated the weird pauses) were the following-

"And he got shot down in new guinea and uh they never found the body because there used to be uh a lot of cannibals for real in that part of new guinea"

Spin away.

[sheeeit 129]

1 hour ago, dieucla98 said:

Quit using "I'm high" as an excuse. You are who you are, high or not. 

Excuse?

[RomaVicta 29472]

5 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

Excuse?

Excuse.

[HornOnTheBayou 8816]

27 minutes ago, Restless Native said:

I'm just glad he wasn't wearing a tan suit when he said it.

Interesting user name for someone who is trying to change the subject from cannibals. Suspicious. 

[fattyflattie 4631]

29 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

If I ask @fattyflattie about his relatives from 80 years ago, I'm quite certain he will not get the details 100% historically correct. But that would not be a sign that @fattyflattie is mentally infirm. Essentially no one would pass the test you're apparently asking of Biden. This is stupid. And you fucking know it. 

I tend to believe we should hold the most powerful man in the world to a higher standard than what FF can remember 40 years from now. I get we got away from that after Bush 1 but the last 7-8 years, wow. 

[Dahobbs 17089]

13 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

I love this place sometimes.  There are 2 different clips of this.  One where Biden is walking and talking with the press and one where he is inside giving a riveting campain speech.  I quoted the speech where he was inside.  I posted it twice.  You guys keep quoting from the impromptu speech outside.  In the official speech he gave inside his exact words (still laughing that someone called me out for saying almost exactly because I eliminated the weird pauses) were the following-

"And he got shot down in new guinea and uh they never found the body because there used to be uh a lot of cannibals for real in that part of new guinea"

Spin away.

You're a fucking idiot. He was two when his uncle died. He is relaying a family story. His uncle was apparently involved, either as a pilot or other crew member, with recon flights for the army. His plane did crash off the coast of New Guinea. The body was never found. There were in fact cannibals in New Guinea. Nothing about his story is wildly inaccurate. Nothing about it is crazy. Yes, he doesn't have specific evidence that his uncle's body was eaten by cannibals. But seriously, go vote for RFK.

[Dahobbs 17089]

5 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I tend to believe we should hold the most powerful man in the world to a higher standard than what FF can remember 40 years from now. I get we got away from that after Bush 1 but the last 7-8 years, wow. 

What is the specific detail of his recounting of this story that you think qualifies as anything above a very minor gaffe? What standard are you looking for here? The remember every specific detail about family history from 80 years ago standard? Seriously, you think that is important? Fucking non-sense and you know it. I love how you're happy to drag on about minor details like this, but never post about Trump's actually important errors. Nothing about the country's or world's security is affected by Biden's recollection of ancient family history. It most certainly is affected by a treasonous President conspiring with a foreign adversary to our detriment. Get fucked. 

Edited April 18 by Dahobbs

[Js1 82365]

3 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Interesting user name for someone who is trying to change the subject from cannibals. Suspicious. 

Concerning 

[Restless Native 315]

4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Interesting user name for someone who is trying to change the subject from cannibals. Suspicious. 

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Concerning 

No reason for suspicion. We can work this out. I'd love to have you two over for dinner sometime.

[High Plains Drifter 10915]

2 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

The other day I saw video of Emily Blunt almost exactly saying, "I want to have sex with HornOnTheBayou." Of course, so-called "fact checkers" will try to point out that she was playing a character in a movie and that she said her co-star's name, and not HornOnTheBayou. But we all really know what she meant. And for some reason, the lamestream media still won't report on it!

 

Be honest, were you high when you heard Emily Blunt say that?

 

[fattyflattie 4631]

6 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

What is the specific detail of his recounting of this story that you think qualifies as anything above a very minor gaffe? What standard are you looking for here? The remember every specific detail about family history from 80 years ago standard? Seriously, you think that is important? Fucking non-sense and you know it. I love how you're happy to drag on about minor details like this, but never post about Trump's actually important errors. Nothing about the country's or world's security is affected by Biden's recollection of ancient family history. It most certainly is affected by a treasonous President conspiring with a foreign adversary to our detriment. Get fucked. 

Dude. He regularly can’t remember how, when, on what continent his son died.  Spare me with the act that this is a one off. Dunking on the other guy loses its steam when you appear dementia addled while doing so.  But that’s just my opinion. 

[Js1 82365]

4 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Be honest, were you high when you heard Emily Blunt say that?

 

[South Austin 51410]

55 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Bruh, if that’s the bar, well I don’t have much for you.  You’re mental is worse than my mental isn’t that impressive of an argument imo. 

How about my mental is better than your absolute horrible human being? 

[aggie08 20212]

7 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Dude. He regularly can’t remember how, when, on what continent his son died.

You are such a fucking puppet of the right wing media sphere you claim to avoid. Hook, line, and sinker.

[Red Five 40109]

Biden "regularly" can't remember how his son died? Like, this is something that happens often? Huh.

[Your Mom 4748]

Biden could say that his uncle was the Star Fleet Commander in the Space Force during World War II and wrote the song, She Drives Me Crazy while getting a blowjob from Emily Blunt when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor and it would still be better than calling the fallen veterans suckers and losers.
 

 

[fattyflattie 4631]

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You are such a fucking puppet of the right wing media sphere you claim to avoid. Hook, line, and sinker.

Your claim is this hasn’t happened, correct?

[fattyflattie 4631]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Biden "regularly" can't remember how his son died? Like, this is something that happens often? Huh.

By my count, he’s died in Iraq, Afghanistan, and the US.  Pretty impressive, really.  
 

Probably just stuttering, though. 

Edited April 18 by fattyflattie

[aggie08 20212]

Just now, fattyflattie said:

Your claim is this hasn’t happened, correct?

Yes. Read the actual deposition you fucking tool. Troll better.

[HenryJames 64901]

[956 Worldwide 33957]

Emily Blunt discourse not going away. 

[TexArcher 36905]

12 hours ago, sheeeit said:

I can not stop laughing. 

 

That seems to be a common trait among imbeciles.

[sheeeit 129]

40 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I'm trying to understand why specific details about a relative from 80 fucking years ago could ever be a major gaffe. I know my grandfather served during WW2. My understanding is that he was a medic. But I haven't checked his service records or anything, I just have stories from family. And my grandfather actually came back from the war to share his stories. I'm sure not everything is accurate, and it really isn't important that it be 100% accurate. Biden is relaying family history when the family member in question was never available to provide the story directly. And Biden was just fucking 2 when his uncle died.

Things he got wrong:

(1) He got the date his uncle joined wrong, which frankly just seems like a mouth moving faster than brain moment since he just switched D-Day and December 7th.

(2) Maybe the exact role his uncle served, although the phrase "flew single-engine planes, reconnaissance flights over New Guinea" doesn't imply he was the pilot on that particular flight or really necessarily a pilot at all. He did serve in the Army air forces, so if he wasn't a pilot, he may have been another crew member on reconnaissance flights. 

(3) "Shot down" - wrong based on army records (although those aren't always known to be 100% accurate). 

Everything else seems to be correct. The plane went down off the coast of New Guinea. New Guinea is an area known to have cannibals. 

What exactly do you think qualifies as anything above a "a slight miss" here?  

If this is a gaffe, what is quoting Robert E. Lee as saying "Never Fight Uphill, Me Boys"? or thinking airports existed during the revolutionary war? 

 

29 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This is funnier than anything you've posted. You use quotes after you say the words are not exact. I watched the ABC tape, and he says the plane went down in an area of cannibals. His remains were never recovered. Of course, this is just a wind up before he recalls Trump calling veterans losers and letting drizzle prevent him from joining other world leaders at a ceremony honoring America's dead.

How much of that type of benefit do you give a man who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, was later found to have raped E. Jean Carrol who was among many women who came forth with stories of his abuse and harrassment, stole from a children's charity, failed at every business he tried, and lies about his devotion to the Bible to vote Trump in as president in the first place?

You can add criminal attempts to sway states to send false electors, a taped conversation of him threatening an elected GOP official if he didn't come up with 11,000 votes, oh! and the fucking insurrection attack on the Capitol. Why don't we throw in stealing and sharing highly classified government secrets and having his son-in-law collect billions from Saudi and UAE?

I guess I should give you the benefit of the doubt, but fuck you and fuck your complicity in destroying this republic.

Negged for the reasons above, of course.

Just too funny and perfect. 

Dahobbs-  Even when I was high I did not think anyone would try this line of spin.  Sorry I underestimated you.  Of course this was a "family" story.  I am sure Biden has told it many times.  The issue is that he has been in government forever, has been a senator forever, the vice president and now president.  Google has been around for a while now.  It is absolutely impossible that he has not been corrected on the story numerous times over the years by his staff.  Yet in a heated campain where his mental state is a huge issue he still said it again.  The reason that is so bad and so indicative of his mental state is that everyone, except apparently Biden himself, knows the story is bogus and, most importantly, knows that it is easily refuted.  Like I said, if he just never says the word cannibal this story never gets traction.  When he said cannibal it immediately sensationalized the story.  But he said it anyway.

I love this too.  "(3) "Shot down" - wrong based on army records (although those aren't always known to be 100% accurate). "  LMAO.  You do realize that one man did survive the crash right?  He was able to tell what happened.  He was rescued at sea.  Every member of Biden's team knows this. 

Roma.  As always, I appreciate your important service to the board.

[Hookah Horns 2923]

I guess "high" is a nice euphemism for dumber than dogshit. 

[Foosters 17624]

9 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

 

Just too funny and perfect. 

Dahobbs-  Even when I was high I did not think anyone would try this line of spin.  Sorry I underestimated you.  Of course this was a "family" story.  I am sure Biden has told it many times.  The issue is that he has been in government forever, has been a senator forever, the vice president and now president.  Google has been around for a while now.  It is absolutely impossible that he has not been corrected on the story numerous times over the years by his staff.  Yet in a heated campain where his mental state is a huge issue he still said it again.  The reason that is so bad and so indicative of his mental state is that everyone, except apparently Biden himself, knows the story is bogus and, most importantly, knows that it is easily refuted.  Like I said, if he just never says the word cannibal this story never gets traction.  When he said cannibal it immediately sensationalized the story.  But he said it anyway.

I love this too.  "(3) "Shot down" - wrong based on army records (although those aren't always known to be 100% accurate). "  LMAO.  You do realize that one man did survive the crash right?  He was able to tell what happened.  He was rescued at sea.  Every member of Biden's team knows this. 

Roma.  As always, I appreciate your important service to the board.

Your distaste for Biden is noted. Still doesn't explain why that backs you into supporting the pro-Putin, "vaccines cause autism," and "the Holocaust wasn't so bad" candidate.

[Dahobbs 17089]

8 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

 

Just too funny and perfect. 

Dahobbs-  Even when I was high I did not think anyone would try this line of spin.  Sorry I underestimated you.  Of course this was a "family" story.  I am sure Biden has told it many times.  The issue is that he has been in government forever, has been a senator forever, the vice president and now president.  Google has been around for a while now.  It is absolutely impossible that he has not been corrected on the story numerous times over the years by his staff.  Yet in a heated campain where his mental state is a huge issue he still said it again.  The reason that is so bad and so indicative of his mental state is that everyone, except apparently Biden himself, knows the story is bogus and, most importantly, knows that it is easily refuted.  Like I said, if he just never says the word cannibal this story never gets traction.  When he said cannibal it immediately sensationalized the story.  But he said it anyway.

I love this too.  "(3) "Shot down" - wrong based on army records (although those aren't always known to be 100% accurate). "  LMAO.  You do realize that one man did survive the crash right?  He was able to tell what happened.  He was rescued at sea.  Every member of Biden's team knows this. 

Roma.  As always, I appreciate your important service to the board.

Good god you're such a moron. Shot down vs crashed during WW2 in such a minor fucking detail and hardly the point of the story. It matters in not the slightest. Everything else was demonstrably correct. At the very worst, we are dealing with a slight bit of exaggeration in a family story from 80 years ago. Again, Biden was fucking 2 when it happened. 

In your mind, that makes the guy that thinks vaccines are evil the better candidate. 

[sheeeit 129]

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

If I ask @fattyflattie about his relatives from 80 years ago, I'm quite certain he will not get the details 100% historically correct. But that would not be a sign that @fattyflattie is mentally infirm. Essentially no one would pass the test you're apparently asking of Biden. This is stupid. And you fucking know it. 

Still laughing.  The attempted spin from you and Roma  is impressive though.  Lets pretend FF did have the exact same family story.  Then FF got into politics.  Then FF was runninmg for relection for POTUS and everyone thought he had mental issues.  So one of the biggest issues his campain is trying to deal with is to not let him seem like a dementia patient.  If FF still told the story and used the word cannibal it would absolutely be a sign that he was mentally infirm.  Especially considering that there is undeniable information that is easily found by a 10 year old that the story waqs untrue.

His entire staff is engaged in trying to not let him look like a senile old man.  I am sure they told him he could use the story about his uncle dying in the war and how it would be used to show how bad Trump is.  But they told him, under no ciscumstance can you utter the word cannibal.  But he did. 

[Red Five 40109]

18 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

I love this too.  "(3) "Shot down" - wrong based on army records (although those aren't always known to be 100% accurate). "  LMAO.  You do realize that one man did survive the crash right?  He was able to tell what happened.  He was rescued at sea.  Every member of Biden's team knows this. 

They are clearly part of this heinous crime. When do impeachment proceedings start?

[Js1 82365]

Why can’t the MAGAtards and Kennedysuckers just ever walk away when they’re wrong or look stupid?

You weren’t high. You were huffing Trump taint and GOP drugs so hard last night. 

[Dahobbs 17089]

4 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

Still laughing.  The attempted spin from you and Roma  is impressive though.  Lets pretend FF did have the exact same family story.  Then FF got into politics.  Then FF was runninmg for relection for POTUS and everyone thought he had mental issues.  So one of the biggest issues his campain is trying to deal with is to not let him seem like a dementia patient.  If FF still told the story and used the word cannibal it would absolutely be a sign that he was mentally infirm.  Especially considering that there is undeniable information that is easily found by a 10 year old that the story waqs untrue.

His entire staff is engaged in trying to not let him look like a senile old man.  I am sure they told him he could use the story about his uncle dying in the war and how it would be used to show how bad Trump is.  But they told him, under no ciscumstance can you utter the word cannibal.  But he did. 

The cannibal part is true. 

[RomaVicta 29472]

26 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

Roma.  As always, I appreciate your important service to the board.

When all you're left with is faux disdain, you should drop out of the argument.

Edited April 18 by RomaVicta
dang you're your yer

[Red Five 40109]

6 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

His entire staff is engaged in trying to not let him look like a senile old man.  I am sure they told him he could use the story about his uncle dying in the war and how it would be used to show how bad Trump is.  But they told him, under no ciscumstance can you utter the word cannibal.  But he did. 

Did you just make this up?

[sheeeit 129]

7 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Good god you're such a moron. Shot down vs crashed during WW2 in such a minor fucking detail and hardly the point of the story. It matters in not the slightest. Everything else was demonstrably correct. At the very worst, we are dealing with a slight bit of exaggeration in a family story from 80 years ago. Again, Biden was fucking 2 when it happened. 

In your mind, that makes the guy that thinks vaccines are evil the better candidate. 

Stupid is as stupid types.  "everything else was demonstrably correct".  Your words.  What was demonstrably correct about "they couldn't find the body because there were cannibals for real in that part of new guinea"  Yes they couldn't find the body and yes there were cannibals in that part of new guinea.  Those two statements are demonstrably correct.  But "they couldn't find the body BECAUSE there were cannibals" is demonstrably incorrect. 

Lets play this out a bit.  Do you think Biden has told that story before and been corrected by his staff or do you think that was the first time he ever told the story publicly?