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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Perfect spot for this kind of rally. 

19k watching this live stream. 

And it's just a local news channel.

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Shapiro’s message is great and it baffles me that the other side is against these simple truths. 

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The Gang needs to get out there on the campaign trail at some point.

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LOUD ‘We’re not going back’. She has her rally cry nailed down. It’s awesome. 

47 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Some swing state polls from Redfield & Wilton (not a great pollster, but data is data) - with change from their last polls

Arizona Harris +1 (was Trump +3)
Florida Trump +6 (was Trump +8)
Georgia Trump +2 (was Trump +5)
Minnesota Harris +5 (was Harris +3)
Michigan Trump +1 (was Trump +3)
Nevada TIE (was Trump +2)
North Carolina Trump +3 (was Trump +3)
Pennsylvania Trump +2 (was Trump +4)
Wisconsin TIE (was a tie last time)

So the trends are very good. 
 

where were all these in 2020 at this point in the race?

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

The Gang needs to get out there on the campaign trail at some point.

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1 minute ago, babysdaddy said:

where were all these in 2020 at this point in the race?

not great.  biden was running well in front of these numbers.  just gotta hope that whatever was fucked back then doesn't repeat.

Shapiro and I share the thinning back of our hair. We're not bald. We're balding adjacent. 

Shapiro done. He nailed it. They may have to just bring him to every event. Great hype man. 

Just a teensy bit more

Question for the conlaw experts:  when Sleepy Joe Biden reassumes his place at the top of the ticket, does that bump Kamabla back to VP or does Tampon Tim keep that spot?

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Question for the conlaw experts:  when Sleepy Joe Biden reassumes his place at the top of the ticket, does that bump Kamabla back to VP or does Tampon Tim keep that spot?

decided by the erectoral college

Shapiro opening script = peak Sark.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Question for the conlaw experts:  when Sleepy Joe Biden reassumes his place at the top of the ticket, does that bump Kamabla back to VP or does Tampon Tim keep that spot?

That’s a dumb question.  They are obviously forced to go with the Jew at that point.  It’s in the constitution.  

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

That’s a dumb question.  They are obviously forced to go with the Jew at that point.  It’s in the constitution.  

Dude, I'm clearly not a constitutional scholar.  That's why I asked the question.

There is a sign hanging in the arena that says ‘Text WIN to 30330’ for campaign updates, if that’s your sort of thing. 

19 minutes ago, YChang said:

Philly crowds are great

Unless you're Santa Claus.

Or Michael Irvin's spine. 

Big dogs are out. Crowd going nuts. Walz pointing to the crowd like he found a good HEB coupon on the shelf. 

22 minutes ago, YChang said:

When was the last time you would use “public servants” to describe a Republican? It’s been awhile. 

Chuck Hegel and John McCain 

Smiles + laughs > scowls + frowns

Walz is about to bust out his teacher "SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE AND LET HER TALK"

How are Harris and Waltz the same age?  He looks 15 years older.

Harris needs a new speech. 

Just now, Constant said:

Harris needs a new speech. 

Her intro stump speech - this is the week to introduce both of them to the nation, as a team. I will imagine she will have more personalized ones after the DNC is done. 

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

How are Harris and Waltz the same age?  He looks 15 years older.

Bleck

Laying into the policy platforms… light on details (as expected in this type of forum) but damn, who the fuck is against this?

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

How are Harris and Waltz the same age?  He looks 15 years older.

Black don't crack

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

How are Harris and Waltz the same age?  He looks 15 years older.

It literally does not crack, man. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Her intro stump speech - this is the week to introduce both of them to the nation, as a team. I will imagine she will have more personalized ones after the DNC is done. 

Yeah, I get it. It’s just the whole ‘I know his type’ thing thats giving me tired head. At least change up the examples why you know he’s a piece of shit. 

Walz should have a whole Friday night lights package/speech just to use in the south for fund raising purposes. 

This guy checks every single box!!!

I love even more than he taught social studies. Maybe he can teach some to Marge and the Handjob Queen and Tuberville 

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4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Walz probably isn't much of a moisturizer type guy.

Grew up in north central Nebraska which is bad as it gets on the cold/windy to hot/windy spectrum with a few kind of nice but windy days in between

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

He’s coming for our gunzzzz

To shoot them more accurately than they do. 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I love even more than he taught social studies. Maybe he can teach some to Marge and the Handjob Queen and Tuberville 

He's a map guy too. Thread on it earlier today. He knows how to campaign at the grassroots level.

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Walz probably isn't much of a moisturizer type guy.

Ashy Tim.

Tim’s dogs gotta be barking. Harris needs to give him a turn to lean on the podium. 

14 minutes ago, Constant said:

Yeah, I get it. It’s just the whole ‘I know his type’ thing thats giving me tired head. At least change up the examples why you know he’s a piece of shit. 

It's like the morning radio, people only tune in occasionally, so it's repetitive for some time. I expect it'll get changed up from time to time.

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