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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

“It’s cool, he has rappers on his side. He can say it”

"He was obviously talking about this guy, you stupid sips!"

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Marge is just itching to talk about Hunter’s cock some more 

2 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

I mean, let’s be frank, it’s pretty impressive.

Considering Season 3 GIF by Portlandia

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Hunter wanted to try out for the pole vault team but was told no way that thing is cleaning the bar !

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I think he's going to announce an event on the Fox debate day that Harris didn't take the bait on.  

 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I agree, but Bon Iver makes my ears bleed.  I get that he's from Wisconsin so that's great for them, but can we get Tyler Childers or Jason Isbell or Sturgill Simpson out in the rest of the country please?

I’m gonna go with please no, God no, and Hell no. In any order.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

There’s a reason the only people complaining Harris hasn’t done a sit-down interview are radial republicans and not media members 

Seems like they are short on supply of video of her talking policy, which they can cut up, re-edit, and turn into some sort of bullshit narrative that suits them. 

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Excuse Me What GIF by Bounce

Exhibit eleventy billion in the case of "Irony is dead, dismembered, burned, and then buried" in this era.

I mean...it's fucking fascinating.  Someone who has her job LITERALLY for the sole reason that she's the DIL of a cult leader....is criticizing other people for purportedly being non-merit hires.  It's the "my dad owns a dealership" guy driving an $80k F-250 with dealer plates giving a rant about how he doesn't respect people who didn't work and sweat for everything they have.

These people are weird.  These people are pathetic losers.

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


the dumbest people

Who?

The Trumps?

Or the millions of people who will spend their entire disability check on TrumpCoin or whatever the latest scam is?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Who?

The Trumps?

Or the millions of people who will spend their entire disability check on TrumpCoin or whatever the latest scam is?


 

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

 

Guarantee that Trump was flipping out that JD has gotten more attention the past few days. "Why are people talking about whatshisname walking around the small Air Force 1?"

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Homer Drool GIF

 

 

I want to talk to the Arizonans who have correctly concluded that Lake is too crazy and self-aggrandizing, but are still going to pull the lever for Trump.

He's going to announce that sheriff Joe has uncovered a plot by the libs to free Hannibal Lector or some dumb shit.   

Just now, aggie08 said:

I want to talk to the Arizonans who have correctly concluded that Lake is too crazy and self-aggrandizing, but are still going to pull the lever for Trump.

Lakshya Jain, who runs Split Ticket, thinks it's legit because Lake may be the the single worst Republican candidate for Senate in a state with a competitive race this cycle. 

Maybe not that big of a split (9 point difference), but Gallego is going to out-run Harris by a bit. 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

aggy has a much larger footprint in the state of Texas. To our point, droves of MAGA dumbfucks, whether they're aggy or not, would drive to Kyle Field for a Trump rally.  

I hear the kids like that Sandstorm song.

He’s going to announce that his new nickname for her is M Night Shamalamadingdong and conclude his press conference. 

Just now, Radical Larry said:

 

Being ‘tougher on crime’ is a very difficult position to take as a convicted felon. 

This crypto cash grab could be his biggest grift yet. The only thing that will save the really stupid ones is their inability to actually figure out how to purchase crypto.

Just now, Thrawn said:

This crypto cash grab could be his biggest grift yet. The only thing that will save the really stupid ones is their inability to actually figure out how to purchase crypto.

It will mostly be a money laundering scheme. 

4 hours ago, The Dog said:

oh good lord:

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She forgot to say please.

Just now, Constant said:

It will mostly be a money laundering scheme. 

Anyone not named Merrick Garland would be out in front of this about investigating anyone using crypto to fund their campaign for money laundering or foreign donations. 

Too bad he's asleep.  or dead.

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

In all fairness, he might sell out Kyle.

And then stiff them on payment.

1 minute ago, Constant said:

It will mostly be a money laundering scheme. 

Isn’t one of the perks of crypto that you don’t even have to take the haircut of laundering it?

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Polling numbers are very much bringing many states into play 

Down the ballot R’s are so fuuuuuucked 😂😂😂

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

What do you mean? Won't the National Committee simply deploy resources to the local level.  I mean, that's a basic function of theirs.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Trump doing to the RNC what he has done to every business he's touched.....run it to the ground.

Ditching those field offices and all those field employees may have seemed like a good way to save money when they were running against Sleepy Joe, but now they not only need the offices, but need those folks who had extensive institutional knowledge, who knew the communities and knew who to talk to on the local level.

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Gaza is dead last among issues with RVs in that Marquette Poll 

Economy - 38
Immigration - 15
Abortion - 10
Medicare/SS - 10
Ensuring fair elections - 10
Health care - 5
Foreign relations - 3
Gaza - 2

It's tied for last with foreign relations for Dems and it's pretty darn low for independents too

But it matters a hell of a lot for Michigan.  

1 hour ago, HornPhD said:

John Seeger? It’s Bob Seger.

Bob Seger Mellencamp?

here we go, immediately rambling verbal diarrhea  

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11 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

This crypto cash grab could be his biggest grift yet. The only thing that will save the really stupid ones is their inability to actually figure out how to purchase crypto.

Here's to my 2 MAGA cousins getting absolutely taken to the fucking cleaners

complaining about WW3, the switch, radical left

Can someone call a nurse to get him back to his room and make him take his pills. 

“Heavy into the transgender world. Heavy into many other worlds.”

22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Homer Drool GIF

 

 

Who are these 5.2% of people who will vote for Gallego but not Harris?

Trump and Lake might as well be the same candidate.

Man, this election needs to be studied at like American University or LBJ school of public affairs or whatever schools research and educate people on politics and politicking, because what Democrats have done in such a short time is nothing short of remarkable and awesome:

- Sacked the incumbent for his VP, with 140 days to go, raised a crap ton more money, picked a homerun VP, put themselves in pole position with less than 90 days to go. 

Talk about snatching victory from the jaws of defeat in the days after the infamous debate...

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sounds like it's the usual...

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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Just rambling nonsense from the get go.

 

Unreal. Gonna start responding to my MAGA buddies on FB who are trashing Kamala and Walz by saying how shitty is your candidate that he's losing to this awful Dem ticket.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

I'm not saying I believe it but there are credible people out there saying that Trump might be dropping out. 

I think he's just going to stand in front of invited media and k

Only way he drops is if he truly believes he will lose and another person can replace him and pardon him from the federal stuff.

But it’s Trump and he always believes he is the smartest guy in the room.  And he knows he stirs up MAGA in a way that nobody else does.

Don’t need to hear any of Trump’s press conference to know that Fox will treat it like he body-slammed Harris.

If I wanted to listen to a rambling 78 year old man I’d go down to the VFW hall. 

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Just now, 4th&Five said:

 

But this is just the tip he said. What a maroon.

"people are dying because they cant buy bacon"

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