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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, Slacks said:

And what does this have to do with an election?

I was called lame yesterday... Today, we're taking about voodoo cat eaters in the suburbs of Dayton Ohio... And y'all are trying to tell me I shouldn't be concerned! 

Never ever ever have any of you ever thought, ever. "this election will come down to believers vs non believers... About stories of cat eaters in fucking Ohio."

I didn't even know where to run away to.

Haitians eating cats as a platform? 

This is not real. 

Scary immigrants! 

Springfield, Ohio.

Anything really dumb you hear probably ties back to either scary immigrants or JD fucking a sofa. 

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She has 1.4m likes in 19 minutes. 

Yeah, well I got 29 likes for my picture from The Big House on Saturday. 

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Kid Rock will fix this.

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7 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I don't believe it. I believe the Internet may have said it, but I didn't believe serious adults are running with Haitians in Ohio are eating cats. No. 

So, let's say people were eating cats or whatever...  Do they declare their nationality before eating these cats? 

I am from that area. I have family in that area. Now I gotta go figure out who might or might not be eating cat?

And what does this have to do with an election?

I was called lame yesterday... Today, we're taking about voodoo cat eaters in the suburbs of Dayton Ohio... And y'all are trying to tell me I shouldn't be concerned! 

Never ever ever have any of you ever thought, ever. "this election will come down to believers vs non believers... About stories of cat eaters in fucking Ohio."

I didn't even know where to run away to.

Haitians eating cats as a platform? 

This is not real. 

Welcome to oblivion Dangersqueue. 

The dumbest news story ever. Nominee.

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I don’t talk to my in-laws about him, but I don’t think I’m going to be able to hold back asking them about the eating pets thing. 

You’re just missing ABC prepped her in advance, deep state collusion, her pearl earrings were piping audio from her team, I fuck my first cousin, etc.

On 7/21/2024 at 11:56 AM, tx 3 putt said:


young voters love to sit at home on Election Day 😭😭😭

 

On 7/21/2024 at 12:09 PM, Texas Flood said:

They might have some help this year

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waddup @tx 3 putt

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4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

$$$$$ momentum

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$40m on the night (so far). Hopefully another transfer down ballot from her campaign 

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29 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

1.2 million likes on that post in 16 minutes

27 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She has 1.4m likes in 19 minutes. 

She's putting up BTS numbers.

If you all want to see Tim find out in real time, here you go

 

This is pretty rough on the Fox News crowd.  Donnie will never be forced off the ticket, and she did a master class on baiting him.

 

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t talk to my in-laws about him, but I don’t think I’m going to be able to hold back asking them about the eating pets thing. 

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Same, I will not be able to hold back, because it's just too stupid for him to have said. I can't believe he said.  His team had to have told him that it was fake, and being the petulant little child he is, that just made him more determined to use it.

38 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

1.2 million likes on that post in 16 minutes

…… but…but scary looking meth-ish redneck woman singer likes Doddard

Also: Don't put in the newspaper that he got mad.

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1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Also: Don't put in the newspaper that he got mad.

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Yeah, Newsmax. Probably passed around on TexAgs 

Even Goebbels and the pedo know

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1 hour ago, Slacks said:

So.... My wife came out tending about pets.

The Haitian pet thing isn't a meme or joke? 

I don't Facebook or Twitter so I don't see the extra. I thought this was a surly joke about something that someone said mistakenly. 

This shit is not real, right?

It's racism, Slacks. The right wing is saying black people want to come here and eat your cats. 

Feels a little like Shitler is being quiet abandoned.

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Ah, not my place to say that. 

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7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Feels a little like Shitler is being quiet abandoned.

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Don’t lie and you won’t get fact checked! Just like don’t commit crimes and you won’t get convicted!

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Nate Silver says if you watched with the sound off, Trump's performance was better. And he was serious.

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4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

…… but…but scary looking meth-ish redneck woman singer likes Doddard

Taylor has racked up nearly 4 million views with that little post.

Trashfalgar couldn’t even find Trump a win 

 

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Taylor has racked up nearly 4 million views with that little post.

Caitlin Clark liked the post. Can I get a CC endorsement too, please??

32 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Feels a little like Shitler is being quiet abandoned.

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A part of me thinks Trump will do another debate, because he hates losing, and believes he's the smartest guy in the room, and is confused why people are saying he lost. If he takes a hit in the polls, he's going to see another debate as a way to try and get back in the ring (especially since Vance didn't pan out as a big campaign bump for him).  Plus she's a woman, and he'll think there's no way she can pull that off twice.

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

A part of me thinks Trump will do another debate, because he hates losing, and believes he's the smartest guy in the room, and is confused why people are saying he lost. If he takes a hit in the polls, he's going to see another debate as a way to try and get back in the ring (especially since Vance didn't pan out as a big campaign bump for him).  Plus she's a woman, and he'll think there's no way she can pull that off twice.

Should Kamala accept if Trump stipulates that it has to be on Fox?

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

A part of me thinks Trump will do another debate, because he hates losing, and believes he's the smartest guy in the room, and is confused why people are saying he lost. If he takes a hit in the polls, he's going to see another debate as a way to try and get back in the ring (especially since Vance didn't pan out as a big campaign bump for him).  Plus she's a woman, and he'll think there's no way she can pull that off twice.

Um, he’s being fed polls that say he’s up with 91%, he ain’t seeing anything that says he lost, lol.

11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Um, he’s being fed polls that say he’s up with 91%, he ain’t seeing anything that says he lost, lol.

 

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43 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Um, he’s being fed polls that say he’s up with 91%, he ain’t seeing anything that says he lost, lol.

He's also laying the groundwork for another loss with all of his talk of stealing elections.

I know he's being fed plenty of shit, but he knows something is up, else he would be a lot more confident.

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