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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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He's been convicted of a bunch of felonies, and has been accused of a bunch more. I assume he will be a part of this really violent day? Like a pinata? 

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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“Trump proposes brilliant new plan to solve the crime problem!” - NYT tomorrow

10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

This right here is the type of thing that the people who don't care about his other craziness should care about.

Anybody who sees this and relies on OT should B's ready to punch him in the face. 

Of course, he's already told them they're too stupid to vote for their own interests, so they'll probably hold form.

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I expect all the fundies to be out in force condemning this blatant idolatry right?

Mackerel snappers. Papists.  Idol-worshippers.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Mackerel snappers. Papists.  Idol-worshippers.

Go on 

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is that real? this might be the first time he actually prayed. and amazingly he didn't insert something about himself or Comrade Kamala in there. which makes me think it's not real, or at best, he didn't write it

He did  not, since it is an actual prayer from a Catholic prayer book from the late 1800s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prayer_to_Saint_Michael#In_the_Leonine_Prayers

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

I want that outfit. 

I'm not sure you'd fit in the same size as Kamala's blazer but to each their own.  

Even TrafLOLger can't get Trump above 47%

 

26 minutes ago, Haphap said:

He did  not, since it is an actual prayer from a Catholic prayer book from the late 1800s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prayer_to_Saint_Michael#In_the_Leonine_Prayers

It is St. Michael’s Feast day today.

That said, I’m reminded of Liam Neeson saying it in the opening scene of Gangs of New York, where Daniel Day-Lewis proceeded to tax that ass.

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Kris Kristofferson is dead, and this fucking cocksucking shitbag Trump is still alive.


This world sucks. 

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I typically ignore and/or don't engage my brother's idiotic social media posts because it's pointless. He continues to post clips of Kamala speaking as proof she is an idiot. I did a drive by of 'cool, now do Trump'. I'm sure this will go well.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Trump: We need to give police completely immunity and allow them to do a purge every once in awhile.

Also Trump: The cop that shot Ashli Babbit after multiple warnings was a completely out of control rogue officer and he and his family should be murdered.

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1 hour ago, Slacks said:

This right here is the type of thing that the people who don't care about his other craziness should care about.

Anybody who sees this and relies on OT should B's ready to punch him in the face. 

Of course, he's already told them they're too stupid to vote for their own interests, so they'll probably hold form.

He is right about one thing - the stupidity of his voters. 

1.  Anyone voting for trump that isn't rich (those are assholes) is an absolute moron.

2. Anyone that is on the fence after all we know about both candidates - also an absolute moron.  

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Thumbs down. 

31 minutes ago, Okie State said:

I typically ignore and/or don't engage my brother's idiotic social media posts because it's pointless. He continues to post clips of Kamala speaking as proof she is an idiot. I did a drive by of 'cool, now do Trump'. I'm sure this will go well.

I have some MAGA friends and today they posted something about a second debate with both candidates on lie detector tests. 
They train retrievers for competitions so I add that they should have to wear shock collars for when they lie. They agreed 🤣

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

This right here is the type of thing that the people who don't care about his other craziness should care about.

Anybody who sees this and relies on OT should B's ready to punch him in the face. 

Of course, he's already told them they're too stupid to vote for their own interests, so they'll probably hold form.

No more overtime Police unions 

13 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

I have some MAGA friends and today they posted something about a second debate with both candidates on lie detector tests. 
They train retrievers for competitions so I add that they should have to wear shock collars for when they lie. They agreed 🤣

It's mind bottling that so many people have convinced themselves that this guy is some kind of genius who never lies. There's no reasoning with that.

14 minutes ago, Okie State said:

It's mind bottling that so many people have convinced themselves that this guy is some kind of genius who never lies. There's no reasoning with that.

TRUTH IS THE ESTABLISHMENT!!!111!!  Deep state!!11!!

18 minutes ago, Okie State said:

It's mind bottling that so many people have convinced themselves that this guy is some kind of genius who never lies. There's no reasoning with that.

It's not fully about Trump - a lot of it is the team bullshit that's been building since the 80s and 90s, and that kicked into high gear in the 90s with Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Newt Gingrich, etc.

Romney and McCain just weren't willing to tap into the hate the way the Trump does.

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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“We could call it the night of broken glass or something. Some are saying it would be the best night”

Pretty classic fundraising message 

Gee, I wonder if any marginalized people would contend that the police have long been on a systematic purge?

11 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Gee, I wonder if any marginalized people would contend that the police have long been on a systematic purge?

But now everyone has a camera, so it's not as free as it once was.

He's saying, camera be damned, go crack some dark skulls... Of course he would say he doesn't ever mention race.

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My dad and his friends refuse to call turnip by his name. They only call him “45” lol

We all know him as ‘the asshole’

4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

“Trump proposes brilliant new concepts of a plan to solve the crime problem!” - NYT tomorrow

fify

3 hours ago, TexasEd said:

I have some MAGA friends and today they posted something about a second debate with both candidates on lie detector tests. 
They train retrievers for competitions so I add that they should have to wear shock collars for when they lie. They agreed 🤣

 

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15 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:

Here’s the full text of that Leon tweet:

 

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Just remember that Elon was an illegal immigrant himself. He overstayed his visa for an unknown amount of time because he refuses to address it. And the govt have privacy policies so they won’t comment on his past immigration problems.

 But he sees himself differently. And I agree that Elon has been tremendously successful, still an understatement, and shows that we want hard working immigrants in this country.

It’s easy to be successful when daddy owns a mine and your family profits off the back of apartheid 

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54 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

PA is going to be within 1 to 2 points difference at most. Harris needs to continue to fight for each vote.

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

It’s easy to be successful when daddy owns a mine and your family profits off the back of apartheid 

no shit. same with trump. fairly easy to be successful when your folks can throw millions of dollars at you. 

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fairly easy to be successful when your folks can throw millions of dollars at you. 

Thankfully my kids won’t have that problem.  

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

The one poll that shows Trump leading in PA, AtlasIntel, has Trump with a slight lead with men and leading with women by 6-7.  

My dad and his friends refuse to call turnip by his name. They only call him “45” lol

Same. My friends all call him “tfg”.

To outsiders we say it’s short for “the former guy.”

But we all know it’s “that fucking guy.”
Just remember that Elon was an illegal immigrant himself. He overstayed his visa for an unknown amount of time because he refuses to address it. And the govt have privacy policies so they won’t comment on his past immigration problems.
 But he sees himself differently. And I agree that Elon has been tremendously successful, still an understatement, and shows that we want hard working immigrants in this country.

Class position of the privileged. The rules should apply to others, not me. The modern gqp foundation.
5 minutes ago, Tuco said:

The one poll that shows Trump leading in PA, AtlasIntel, has Trump with a slight lead with men and leading with women by 6-7.  

That polling firm has only polled 1 presidential race and they do opt-in polling via social media. They have Trump getting 45% of the black vote in PA lol

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NYT endorses Harris. Kinda surprised, considering their coverage of her 

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

NYT endorses Harris. Kinda surprised, considering their coverage of her 

NY Times Pitch Bot: “We proudly endorse Kamala Harris for President. Why that’s bad news for Harris.”

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think Florida flips....I had it as a meme about 2-3 weeks ago but I think it could legit happen.

I think there will be more than one (good) surprise this election

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