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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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35 minutes ago, Pancho said:

prong horn shares right wing disinformation? Shocking.


 

A seamless clip is disinformation?  The actual footage is from the tweet I posted, not your cut and produced version.  
 

I haven’t even posted many old joe clips from the last few months because it’s just redundant at his point.  Maybe it’s time to start deciding between Hilary, Kamala, or Gavin.  

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4 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

"Say goodbye to the people Joe ..."

 


 

 

Let what go on?  Old man walks off stage?  Should he have run?

21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

You didn’t post this—why not


 

haven’t seen it.  Post the clip.  

1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:


 

A seamless clip is disinformation?  The actual footage is from the tweet I posted, not your cut and produced version.  
 

I haven’t even posted many old joe clips from the last few months because it’s just redundant at his point.  Maybe it’s time to start deciding between Hilary, Kamala, or Gavin.  

The description of the clip as showing anything bad is disinformation. It doesn't show him freezing up the same way the clip from Europe didn't show him wandering off. In one, he is just looking at the audience and in the other he is very clearly interacting with a second group of parachuters (that you actually can see in the video). 

30 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:


 

haven’t seen it.  Post the clip.  

Weird. The algorithm only sends you bullshit rightwing propaganda. How surprising.  

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

The description of the clip as showing anything bad is disinformation. It doesn't show him freezing up the same way the clip from Europe didn't show him wandering off. In one, he is just looking at the audience


 

It’s a 7 second total freeze.  People who are competent don’t do that.  Professional politicians and public figures never do that.  Ever.  


Who knows how long of a space out it could have been if Obama didn’t grab him and escort him backstage.  
 

Zoom in and watch his mouth.  He’s not speaking or interacting with anyone.  He’s just staring.  Maybe at a child.  
 

 

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:


 

It’s a 7 second total freeze.  People who are competent don’t do that.  Professional politicians and public figures never do that.  Ever.  


Who knows how long of a space out it could have been if Obama didn’t grab him and escort him backstage.  
 

Zoom in and watch his mouth.  He’s not speaking or interacting with anyone.  He’s just staring.  Maybe at a child.  
 

 

 

 

 

You're an idiot. The younger guy to his right is doing the exact same thing for the exact same period of time. Is he senile too? Or, are they both just starting into the crowd and taking it all in? 

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11 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

Professional politicians and public figures never do that.  Ever. 

Ever!

 

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16 hours ago, Poester said:

Cloak room is apt, this place is stuffy. Woof. 

which is why I live in the reddest county in Texas and It’s wonderful here.

There’s nothing wonderful about Roberts County or whatever county that went for Abbot in the last go-around to the tune of 90%. Those counties tend to have fewer than 1,000 residents, are located in the middle of nowhere, are socially homogeneous, not to mention backwards politically. That’s just the life of living in a fucking bubble. I’ve done it before. It is an overrated experience.

16 hours ago, Poester said:

It’s socially conservative

You don’t know what that even means. That’s just another buzzword that you’re parroting.

16 hours ago, Poester said:

very religious

That’s not the cherished, positive thing that you think it is.

16 hours ago, Poester said:

very pro 2nd amendment

Yes they’re very much in favor of an amendment that they know neither what it says nor what it actually means.

16 hours ago, Poester said:

and has very strict laws/sentencing. 

Again, not the positive and cherished thing that you think it is.

16 hours ago, Poester said:

No party at the moment is fiscally conservative unfortunately

That’s just another buzzword you do not understand.

16 hours ago, Poester said:

so I vote mostly on social issues

You were challenged by @immamac very specifically “I want you to seriously explain your position. What is it that you believe in and vote for. It cannot include "bad shit about Democrats" or "what the other side is gonna do if we don't win"

What, in very specific terms are you seeking with your vote and hope that all Republicans on every ballot win”

and this was the most comprehensive answer you could muster: a buzzword that you do not understand.

16 hours ago, Poester said:

and the border. 

Another buzzword you know absolutely nothing about.

16 hours ago, Poester said:

I’m sure I left something out.

Yeah, everything.

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4 minutes ago, sidis said:

Ever!

 

Hell, dotard froze up at the NRA convention for over 35 seconds just a week or so ago. Guess ProngHorn Leghorn missed that one.

24 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

You're an idiot. The younger guy to his right is doing the exact same thing for the exact same period of time. Is he senile too? Or, are they both just starting into the crowd and taking it all in? 


 


Don’t be so desperate with your replies.  It reeks.  
 

The young guy never froze.  He was backing up Joe.  Watch his movement carefully.  He never stops moving.  Hands, shoulders, hips/legs.  He’s always moving something.  He folded his hands and waited for Joe.  He never froze physically or mentally.  
 

Joe had a good run.  Props to his longevity.
 

The only question now from a strategic standpoint, is will they cut him loose before, or after the election.  Can he make it five more months?  I don’t think his handlers were expecting such a swift decline.  
 

 

 

2 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:


 


Don’t be so desperate with your replies.  It reeks.  
 

The young guy never froze.  He was backing up Joe.  Watch his movement carefully.  He never stops moving.  Hands, shoulders, hips/legs.  He’s always moving something.  He folded his hands and waited for Joe.  He never froze physically or mentally.  
 

Joe had a good run.  Props to his longevity.
 

The only question now from a strategic standpoint, is will they cut him loose before, or after the election.  Can he make it five more months?  I don’t think his handlers were expecting such a swift decline.  
 

 

 

You're an idiot. 

10 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

You're an idiot. 


There’s that stink again.  
 

I thought you might attempt a counter point but I guess you must have actually watched the clip and decided to quit while you weren’t ahead.    
 

 

 

 

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Just now, PRONG HORN said:

There’s that stink again.  
 

I thought you might attempt a counter point but I guess you must have actually watched the clip and decided to quit while you weren’t ahead.   

a word of advice, this "high road" gambit doesn't really work when you are so transparent with your really lacking efforts to pathetically troll.

the better move is to just throw your grenade totally lacking in creativity and just disappear like you did when i responded to your authoritative declaration that NO PUBLIC FIGURE OR POLITICIAN EVER FREEZES (EVER!) with a direct contradiction by the senate minority leader from not long ag. simply ignore it and act like it never happened because you have no response or anything meaningful .

everyone already knows you're a puerile and fatuous dipshit...you really don't need to gild the lily for us.

7 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

"Say goodbye to the people Joe ..."

 


 

 

 

27 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:


There’s that stink again.  
 

I thought you might attempt a counter point but I guess you must have actually watched the clip and decided to quit while you weren’t ahead.    
 

 

 

 

Staring out into a crowd for a few seconds is not "freezing". I honestly can't imagine how anyone's life experience could be so limited that they have never gotten lost in a moment for a few seconds. There is nothing remotely abnormal about that video. You're either a disingenuous twat or a fucking moron. Based upon your posting history, I'm guessing both.  

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27 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:


a counter point  
 

 

 

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Beautiful company, beautiful, guy’s been doing it for 50 years, sells hundreds of boats, they use Mercury engines, they want to take that out, they want to make it all-electric, I asked, “How is it?” He said, ‘It’s a problem, sir, they want us to make all electric boats, the problem is, the boat is so heavy, it can’t float.’ I said, ‘that sounds like a problem.’ He said, ‘also it can’t go fast because of the weight, and they want to now have a 50 mile or 70 mile radius, you have to go out 70 miles before you can really start the boat up, and you go out at two knots, that’s essentially almost like two miles an hour.’ I said, ‘How long does it take you to get out there?’ He said, ‘many hours, and then you’re allowed to go around for ten minutes, and then you have to come back, because the battery only lasts a very short period of time.’ So I said, ‘let me ask you a question,’ and he said, 'nobody has ever asked this question,’ and it must because of MIT, my relationship to MIT. ‘Very smart,’ he goes. I say, ‘What would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you’re in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery’s now under water, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there — by the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that? Lotta shark attacks — I watched some guys justifying it today, ‘well they weren’t really that angry, they bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were, they were … not hungry but they misunderstood who she was.’ These people are crazy.’ He said, ‘there’s no problem with sharks, they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming,’ No, really got decimated and other people too, a lot of shark attacks, so I said, ‘there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards, or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?’ Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer, he said, ‘you know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.’ I said, ‘I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.’ But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark. So we’re going to end that, we’re going to end it for boats, we’re going to end it for trucks.

Between the two, I'll take the guy who didn't try to illegally install himself as president after losing an election. But I'm a law and order guy.

8 minutes ago, sidis said:

a word of advice, this "high road" gambit doesn't really work when you are so transparent with your really lacking efforts to pathetically troll.

the better move is to just throw your grenade totally lacking in creativity and just disappear like you did when i responded to your authoritative declaration that NO PUBLIC FIGURE OR POLITICIAN EVER FREEZES (EVER!) with a direct contradiction by the senate minority leader from not long ag. simply ignore it and act like it never happened because you have no response or anything meaningful .


 

You’re quite the poet.  
 

I didn’t watch your clip.  If he froze like Joe did, and you recognize it for what it is, that’s great.  I think maybe you thought that because R follows his name, I would care.  I don’t. 
 

I guess I should have prefaced my point by saying that politicians don’t ever freeze “unless they’re too old and on the decline”.  But that still doesn’t explain why you just posted a clip of a declining politician who froze.  
 

If you wanted to have an impactful counter to my statement, it would made sense to post a young vibrant politician who froze like Joe did, but I guess those clips aren’t easy to find are they? 

2 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:


 

You’re quite the poet.  
 

I didn’t watch your clip.  If he froze like Joe did, and you recognize it for what it is, that’s great.  I think maybe you thought that because R follows his name, I would care.  I don’t. 
 

I guess I should have prefaced my point by saying that politicians don’t ever freeze “unless they’re too old and on the decline”.  But that still doesn’t explain why you just posted a clip of a declining politician who froze.  
 

If you wanted to have an impactful counter to my statement, it would made sense to post a young vibrant politician who froze like Joe did, but I guess those clips aren’t easy to find are they? 

sorry but trying to pivot to "that's not what i meant" is working no better for you than trying to pivot to the high road. you're just flailing now and have nothing to offer other than a juvenile lens through which to see the world.

it also rings hollow when you question the mental acuity of biden due to age when his opponent is incapable of uttering a single coherent sentence about...anything.

6 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:


 

You’re quite the poet.  
 

I didn’t watch your clip.  If he froze like Joe did, and you recognize it for what it is, that’s great.  I think maybe you thought that because R follows his name, I would care.  I don’t. 
 

I guess I should have prefaced my point by saying that politicians don’t ever freeze “unless they’re too old and on the decline”.  But that still doesn’t explain why you just posted a clip of a declining politician who froze.  
 

If you wanted to have an impactful counter to my statement, it would made sense to post a young vibrant politician who froze like Joe did, but I guess those clips aren’t easy to find are they? 

You seriously need to get off of Twitter. 

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He loves this.  He's probably texting all his buddies about how he's being bullied and shut down

This is worse than when y'all go back and forth with fatty.

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Hey @PRONG HORN we get it Biden is old. Guess what… Trump is old too… and a narcissistic egomaniac piece of shit that cares only about power even if it means tearing this country apart. Given the alternative, I’d vote for Biden’s corpse over the human shit stain that is the other guy. 

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Just now, sidis said:

sorry but trying to pivot to "that's not what i meant" is working no better for you than trying to pivot to the high road. you're just flailing now and have nothing to offer other than a juvenile lens through which to see the world.

it also rings hollow when you question the mental acuity of biden due to age when his opponent is incapable of uttering a single coherent sentence about...anything.



Desperate post.  You offer no counter.  
 

of course the context was people in decline.  It wasn’t really necessary to include that context in words.  You even posted a clip of a someone in decline freezing.  You only helped prove my point.  Thank you.

You never tried to counter the fact that Joe froze,  you just showed someone else doing it.  All you did was try to show that I wasn’t as clear as I could have been?  Ok I guess.  

1 minute ago, PRONG HORN said:



Desperate post.  You offer no counter.  
 

of course the context was people in decline.  It wasn’t really necessary to include that context in words.  You even posted a clip of a someone in decline freezing.  You only helped prove my point.  Thank you.

You never tried to counter the fact that Joe froze,  you just showed someone else doing it.  All you did was try to show that I wasn’t as clear as I could have been?  Ok I guess.  

You are really bad at this

Just now, PRONG HORN said:



Desperate post.  You offer no counter.  
 

of course the context was people in decline.  It wasn’t really necessary to include that context in words.  You even posted a clip of a someone in decline freezing.  You only helped prove my point.  Thank you.

You never tried to counter the fact that Joe froze,  you just showed someone else doing it.  All you did was try to show that I wasn’t as clear as I could have been?  Ok I guess.  

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4 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:



Desperate post.  You offer no counter.  
 

of course the context was people in decline.  It wasn’t really necessary to include that context in words.  You even posted a clip of a someone in decline freezing.  You only helped prove my point.  Thank you.

You never tried to counter the fact that Joe froze,  you just showed someone else doing it.  All you did was try to show that I wasn’t as clear as I could have been?  Ok I guess.  

Pull your pants up.  Your ass is showing.

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

Hey @PRONG HORN we get it Biden is old. Guess what… Trump is old too… and a narcissistic egomaniac piece of shit that cares only about power even if it means tearing this country apart. You act like we don’t think Biden old. But guess what given the alternative, I’d vote for Biden’s corpse over the human shit stain that is the other guy. 


 

Good.  Up thread I tried to move it in the direction of who you guys want out of Hillary, Kamala, or Gavin.  

It’s a matter of before or after the election in my opinion depending on their strategy.  How long can he hold on?  I think everyone is as surprised as Joes inner circle is at what the last six months has shown.

 

 

Talking about it as if it’s an unfortunate fact doesn’t make it a fact, nor make you genuine about it. 

3 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:


 

Good.  Up thread I tried to move it in the direction of who you guys want out of Hillary, Kamala, or Gavin.  

It’s a matter of before or after the election in my opinion depending on their strategy.  How long can he hold on?  I think everyone is as surprised as Joes inner circle is at what the last six months has shown.

 

 

Who should y’all dump Trump for? That dumb fuck is talking about boats sinking and if the battery will electrocute you or should you risk getting eaten by a shark. 

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

Who should y’all dump Trump for? That dumb fuck is talking about boats sinking and if the battery will electrocute you or should you risk getting eaten by a shark. 


 

I’m not “y’all”.  I lean more left than that.
 
I don’t disagree but I also don’t think they win with anyone else but trump.  I think the democrats could replace Joe now and have a better chance in November.

 

 

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Who should y’all dump Trump for? That dumb fuck is talking about boats sinking and if the battery will electrocute you or should you risk getting eaten by a shark. 

Prong Horn:

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This isn't th official video from Last week tonight so I'm not sure how long it will be up.  Last night's topic was about Project 2025. A must watch for any voter IMHO....

 

 

52 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

You even posted a clip of a someone in decline freezing.  You only helped prove my point.  Thank you.

speaking of cognitive decline...

 

2 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:


It’s a 7 second total freeze.  People who are competent don’t do that.  Professional politicians and public figures never do that.  Ever. 

 

response: here is a video of a professional politician actually doing that just a couple of months ago.

 

52 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

You only helped prove my point.  Thank you.

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33 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:


 

I’m not “y’all”.  I lean more left than that.
 
I don’t disagree but I also don’t think they win with anyone else but trump.  I think the democrats could replace Joe now and have a better chance in November.

 

 

Your brain is completely rotted and incapable of actual cognitive thoughts at this point. Not because you are old, but because you've poisoned it much like a fox news watcher has with your moronically curated Twitter feed that is toxic beyond belief. 

Id rather a weekend at Bernie's Biden for the whole 4 years than another day of Trump as president. The fact that the Senate failed to do their jobs and fix the possibility of him running for president again after refusing a peaceful transfer of power is actually insane. 

 

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Of all his dumb trolling, pronghorn pretending he's not a Trumper is the most offensive.

18 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Of all his dumb trolling, pronghorn pretending he's not a Trumper is the most offensive.

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59 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Prong Horn:

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great great scene 

2 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:


There’s that stink again.  
 

I thought you might attempt a counter point but I guess you must have actually watched the clip and decided to quit while you weren’t ahead.    
 

 

 

 

If you want to talk about stink, many people prefer their Presidents to not shit their McDonalds in their pants, wear diapers, and make everyone hold their breathe when he walks by. 

9 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

"Say goodbye to the people Joe ..."

 


 

 

Piers Morgan just looks like he wants to tell everyone how bad each candidate is for America. Enrage both sides. Attract both sides. In both cases, he gets viewers.

As for Biden, I would hope that he would walk slowly out of a room that is both dark and has blinding lights. Not to mention that some hard floors might be slippery especially with dress shoes. I'm a lot younger than Joe and there are times I watch my steps in an unknown environment. It's 100x better for Joe to look a bit unsteady and slow than to fall on his ass. 

Honesty after Joe wins in Nov, he should start looking into using a wheel chair from time to time depending on the circumstance.

54 minutes ago, speed817 said:

This isn't th official video from Last week tonight so I'm not sure how long it will be up.  Last night's topic was about Project 2025. A must watch for any voter IMHO....

 

 

Last Week Tonight officially waiting until Thursday each week to upload their videos has to be one of the most insane business decisions of all-time.  Just completely nuking any ability for this stuff to go viral, in some misguided hope that people will use their dumb app.

i made the mistake of turning that on last night as we were getting in bed.  dumb decision.  neither of us were in the mood after that.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

i made the mistake of turning that on last night as we were getting in bed.  dumb decision.  neither of us were in the mood after that.

My husband and I love the show but goddamn is it depressing sometimes. Oliver acknowledges that, but it’s shit we need to know

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Professional politicians and public figures never do that.  Ever. 

Words have meaning. 

Issued a very rare neg. Either he's a complete idiot or a troll. Either way, deserved a middle finger.

31 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Honesty after Joe wins in Nov, he should start looking into using a wheel chair from time to time depending on the circumstance.

Excuse me.  No one who uses a wheelchair should ever be president!  EVAR!

Oh wait.

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And definitely not Abbott.  Fuck that guy in general, but not because he's in a wheelchair.

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Issued a very rare neg. Either he's a complete idiot or a troll. Either way, deserved a middle finger.

The wildest part to me is how he's claiming he is unaware of Mitch McConnell freezing...TWICE!  It was MASSIVE national news when it happened...TWICE.  If he really didn't see it anywhere, his head is purely in the maga-sphere and beyond just Fox News.  He's definitely 24/7 on Newsmax, OAN, and his psychotic twitter algorithm.  There was no way to miss the McConnell stuff otherwise.

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