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  • I had the opportunity to take in the final in person. It was truly a spectacle and the energy throughout the match was unlike any sporting event I’ve attended. England fans outnumbered Spains by a goo

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    Typical boring, non-contact soccer match.  Nobody ever scores.  This sport sucks.

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4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

I still don't know why they don't use rolling windows, accumulate 2 cards across any 3 game window = suspension.

i believe this was simulated and it ended up unbalancing group play - i think the problem was that if the least fancied team got something against the favorite on match day 1, their next opponent could go full aggro in matchday 2, while the other team playing the favorite in matchday 3 would not be able to burn yellows at will or something like that

4 hours ago, sidis said:

as just a reminder, france STILL has not scored an offensive goal in open play. two own goals and a pk have them in the quarters. there's no fucking way that gets you past portugal...who has been a thorn in france's side in recent history.

hopefully ronaldo cries again.

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welp

3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

4.5 matches, zero goals from open play from France.

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holy shit

jarjar binks is a goat cross-bred with a duck

7 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Jesus. Portugal hasn’t scored in 3 games now. 

 

5 hours ago, shnsajax said:

Roberto Martinez makes almost want to like Gregg!

(On the national team level,) Roberto Martinez is pure trash. 

No national team manager has a proven track record of doing less with more. 

Lots of big nations have failed to even qualify for big tournaments much less lose in the knockout rounds 

14 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

welp

Yeah, have to eat it on that one. Did not think even Ronaldo could fuck up that meatball right in front of goal so bad. Should have been over then. 

it would seem that the France back line is pretty committed to denying message board posters around the world (especially the ones on this forum) their favorite every two year past time of making the same lame maginot line jokes this tournament. france has not given up a single goal in open play. Nor, critically for this tourney, have they scored on themselves.

but the best team in the tourney looms.

france are in the semis with ZERO goals from open play

they are going out

as far as today goes, suisse have a higher Xg than england

god save the king

headed to the pub

Alright, England, let's not England this up, yeah?

 

 

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Copywriting this post so that anyone who quotes it in an hour owes me bout tree fiddy.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

france are in the semis with ZERO goals from open play

they are going out

as far as today goes, suisse have a higher Xg than england

god save the king

headed to the pub

Also zero goals conceded from open play 😯

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Is John Hurt the announcer?

Sounds like Eric Idle to me

Is John Hurt the announcer?

Sounds like Eric Idle to me


Not familiar with Ian Darke?

You can get a lot of yard work done when England is playing and come back for the last 10 min or extra time

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Well shit now Switzerland did it - they scored first. 

 

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Don't you know I have you right where I want you?

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Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

Put England out of their misery, please. 

Put England out of OUR misery. 

Time for Jude to save their asses yet again

Time for Jude to save their asses yet again

Gotta get Foden out first

Saka class.  Now get that donkey Foden off the pitch, he's been pathetic.

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You doubted me?

 

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Reminds me of the shot CP10 opened up the Copa with, from the other side.

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