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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me.  I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro.  She takes one look at me and goes "Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf, " and she grabs me by the weiner.

 

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On 7/30/2018 at 6:19 PM, South Austin said:

Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.

Who is the retard?

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But Derek got his football buddies
to replace the choir and sing:

"Brennan has a mangina."
 
Finally, the audience and even some
of the nastier parents started singing:

"Brennan has a mangina."

 And I have to admit, for a little while,
I sort of joined in as well.
 

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