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@pacmanyou're trying to reason with a raving lunatic. just, you know, fyi. 

 

well. another charming encounter from Trump's America...stepdaughter getting her morning coffee from a WaWa otw to work last Thursday, guy comes in, maga merch, starts proclaiming loudly about 'Trump nation! woohoo!', everybody just 🙄 and avoiding him, zeroed in on stepdaughter and some other woman getting coffee, said he bet they were 'Harris-voting bitches'. one of the employees and some other guy got him out of the store, but stepdaughter and woman were both freaked out. she said she was 'scared to death'.

she didn't tell us until i called to see how she was holding up today... then she kind of went to pieces telling me. me too hearing it. i told her dad when i hung up...that was a tough reaction 😕

we're buying her one of those tasers.

i mean, fucking Pennsylvania, man. one of the states my niece is looking to escape to!

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3 minutes ago, mchookem said:

@pacmanyou're trying to reason with a raving lunatic. just, you know, fyi. 

 

well. another charming encounter from Trump's America...stepdaughter getting her morning coffee from a WaWa otw to work last Thursday, guy comes in, maga merch, starts proclaiming loudly about 'Trump nation! woohoo!', everybody just avoiding him, zeroed in on stepdaughter and some other woman getting coffee, said he bet they were 'Harris-voting bitches'. one of the employees and some other guy got him out of the store, but stepdaughter and woman were both freaked out. she said she was 'scared to death'.

she didn't tell us until i called to see how she was holding up today... then she kind of went to pieces telling me. me too hearing it. i told her dad when i hung up...that was a tough reaction 😕

we're buying her one of those tasers.

i mean, fucking Pennsylvania, man. one of the states my niece is looking to escape to!

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I've been hoping to have one of these encounters but it never happens. I wonder why?

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

“I have no idea who is behind it,”

"They've been told officially, legally, in every way, that we have nothing to do with Project 25,” Trump said. “They know it, but they bring it up anyway. They bring up every single thing that you can bring up. Every one of them was false.”

“Anything they do, I wish them luck, but I have nothing to do with them.”

“But I don’t know anything about it, I don’t want to know anything about it.”

 

Meanwhile he is rolling out agenda that is verbatim 2025. People are so dumb I tell you.

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I've been hoping to have one of these encounters but it never happens. I wonder why?

yeah...ftr she's a very petite black woman. dunno about the other woman. but yeah.

4 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Meanwhile he is rolling out agenda that is verbatim 2025. People are so dumb I tell you.

I've been saying that Americans are idiots for years. Our resident Trumpers are fine examples of that. The worst part is they aren't just stupid, they are hateful. So it really makes them all around pieces of shit.

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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6 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Right from the pages of Project 2025 yall

Get ready for the University of Trump at Austin, University of Trump at Chapel Hill, Trump University - Vanderbilt Campus, University of Trump - Los Angeles, Trump University - Purdue Campus, Trump University - Harvard Campus, et al.  

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Makes you wonder how many "terrorists" are going to disappear down by the gravel pit over the next four years ...

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Not in my house. My 13 year old thinks these guys are dipshits.
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz 

 

How long to get the Persians out?

The assumption underlying all this is that normal people are so weak-minded that the occasional ridiculously liberal professor immediately introduces groupthink that can never be overcome.

Of course, that's the way it works with their media sources, so I guess its certainly true of them.

17 hours ago, Hermanator said:

This is fantastic. Relying on the fucking military to save Americans from fascists they elected. Wonder how that will go? 

 

Sometime during the first Trump presidency, I had a thought I never anticipated having as an American: Where does the Army stand?

I pledge allegiance

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to the flag....

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Where does the Army stand?

 

Behind the Marines.  

 

 

30 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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8 hours ago, mchookem said:

@pacmanyou're trying to reason with a raving lunatic. just, you know, fyi. 

 

well. another charming encounter from Trump's America...stepdaughter getting her morning coffee from a WaWa otw to work last Thursday, guy comes in, maga merch, starts proclaiming loudly about 'Trump nation! woohoo!', everybody just 🙄 and avoiding him, zeroed in on stepdaughter and some other woman getting coffee, said he bet they were 'Harris-voting bitches'. one of the employees and some other guy got him out of the store, but stepdaughter and woman were both freaked out. she said she was 'scared to death'.

she didn't tell us until i called to see how she was holding up today... then she kind of went to pieces telling me. me too hearing it. i told her dad when i hung up...that was a tough reaction 😕

we're buying her one of those tasers.

i mean, fucking Pennsylvania, man. one of the states my niece is looking to escape to!

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You should help her become comfortable with a gun and to get her concealed carry license.  Not that she would have been justified in using it in this case, but because it will give her some peace of mind that she can protect herself if someone like that wants to get serious.  It’s without a doubt the American way.

These jackasses like you describe want to make everyone else uncomfortable.  So people like your step daughter are beset with fear and either retreat to the kitchen to quiver or flee the area so it becomes more of a MAGA monoculture.  Her being capable of defending herself will go a long way to allowing her to exist with peace of mind in the world she has found herself in.

You should help her become comfortable with a gun and to get her concealed carry license.  Not that she would have been justified in using it in this case, but because it will give her some peace of mind that she can protect herself if someone like that wants to get serious.  It’s without a doubt the American way.
These jackasses like you describe want to make everyone else uncomfortable.  So people like your step daughter are beset with fear and either retreat to the kitchen to quiver or flee the area so it becomes more of a MAGA monoculture.  Her being capable of defending herself will go a long way to allowing her to exist with peace of mind in the world she has found herself in.

Yep. Wife has a taser. We are looking for a handgun for her now.
11 minutes ago, Goredho said:

You should help her become comfortable with a gun and to get her concealed carry license.  Not that she would have been justified in using it in this case, but because it will give her some peace of mind that she can protect herself if someone like that wants to get serious.  It’s without a doubt the American way.

These jackasses like you describe want to make everyone else uncomfortable.  So people like your step daughter are beset with fear and either retreat to the kitchen to quiver or flee the area so it becomes more of a MAGA monoculture.  Her being capable of defending herself will go a long way to allowing her to exist with peace of mind in the world she has found herself in.

Nope. Look at who they target. They pick and choose their targets carefully. They aren't coming at me with that bullshit and I am surrounded by Trumpers.

5 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Nope. Look at who they target. They pick and choose their targets carefully. They aren't coming at me with that bullshit and I am surrounded by Trumpers.

You are missing the point.  A young lady has been made to live in fear when she was targeted as someone powerless to protect herself if push came to shove.  Well, she does not have to accept that position of powerlessness, and her dad/husband/boyfriend can’t be with her 100% of the time.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Get ready for the University of Trump at Austin, University of Trump at Chapel Hill, Trump University - Vanderbilt Campus, University of Trump - Los Angeles, Trump University - Purdue Campus, Trump University - Harvard Campus, et al.  

No doubt he’s getting a gaudy monument in DC all decked out in gold plate. 

11 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Why are you singling out Latinos here? I fucking love this plan. To stage a successful counter-revolution, which make no mistake, Trump 2.0 is and what True Believers like myself are demanding, a purging of university professors and administrators is critical. Trump now has an ideological underpinning that he didn’t have in his first term. Coupled with his experience and staffing his Administration with loyalists, y’all are going to have whiplash witnessing the most consequential sea change in government since FDR. Can’t wait.

When they hold up my picture next to your picture when choosing "who is the bad guy here", I'll sleep well knowing where their convictions will take them.

Just now, Goredho said:

You are missing the point.  A young lady has been made to live in fear when she was targeted as someone powerless to protect herself if push came to shove.  Well, she does not have to accept that position of powerlessness, and her dad/husband/boyfriend can’t be with her 100% of the time.

I am not missing the point at all. I understand the assignment. I was just dressing the statement that they want to make "everyone" uncomfortable which is untrue. They are targeting women, and while a gun may make her feel comfortable, she cannot use it in these situations.

Just now, Thatguy said:

I am not missing the point at all. I understand the assignment. I was just dressing the statement that they want to make "everyone" uncomfortable which is untrue. They are targeting women, and while a gun may make her feel comfortable, she cannot use it in these situations.

Yep, you and yours are free to view it that way and make that choice.  Others mileage may vary.

18 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Nah man. Johnny Sack is a pussy, as is everyone like him. They've never been through the fire which is why they have no empathy for anyone who struggles. The moment their life gets hard they will be begging anyone to "make it stop". You are giving them wayyyy too much credit Cat. Roll back time to the stock market crash in 1929. Who was jumping out the windows? The Johnny Sacks. People who had been through some shit just shrugged their shoulders and kept it moving. I hope Trump drives this mother fucker into the ditch just like '29 so we can get some real progressive change. Maybe we will lose a few Sacks and Increduwhatevers along the way.

You (and several others here) should start charging rent for all the space I take up in your head.

6 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

You (and several others here) should start charging rent for all the space I take up in your head.

Come up with something original. For once. Produce a real, original thought.

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Come up with something original. For once. Produce a real, original thought.

No.

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15 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

You (and several others here) should start charging rent for all the space I take up in your head.

I'm part of a marginalized group Frank. Nothing you could say or do would be anything I haven't already heard. Not even the N word Frank. You don't phase me one bit.

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

He's just throwing darts at a list of names now, isn't he.

I can't imagine what it must be like to live with all that hate in one's heart

9 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I'm part of a marginalized group Frank. Nothing you could say or do would be anything I haven't already heard. Not even the N word Frank. You don't phase me one bit.

Congrats?

5 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I can't imagine what it must be like to live with all that hate in one's heart

sad part is those people are likely sleeping better than the rest of us

10 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

He's just throwing darts at a list of names now, isn't he.

Don't think so. Pattern emerging. His appointees look like what he wants MAGA to think he is all about. Kind of pretty women, rural, but yet strong in their careers. Rural backing, right wing areas. Marco. The 1 Latino friend you have to prove you are not racist.

None of them are threats to him and will do his bidding. Leaving their posisitons just does not jeopardize the party on the state level. The hardliners being appointed do not need confirmation. If you vote against Noem or Marco then you are a lying Dem who hates women and latinos.

42 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

When they hold up my picture next to your picture when choosing "who is the bad guy here", I'll sleep well knowing where their convictions will take them.

serious question here, there is a part of the board called IPIHB right and there is some pretty trashy stuff that takes place there. Is the porn industry which just absolutely destroys most women's lives that are a part of it any better than the president saying I grab chicks by the pussy or banging an aide then ruining her life like clinton did? There must be a thousand pictures of women butt ass naked on this site and I have zero clue if all of them were willing participants in sharing their nudes with everybody. We degrade women on this site constantly but nobody is trying to "be the good guy" here. We run just about every part of society you can think of into the ground at some point just for laughs. What makes us any different? 

7 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Don't think so. Pattern emerging. His appointees look like what he wants MAGA to think he is all about. Kind of pretty women, rural, but yet strong in their careers. Rural backing, right wing areas. Marco. The 1 Latino friend you have to prove you are not racist.

None of them are threats to him and will do his bidding. Leaving their posisitons just does not jeopardize the party on the state level. The hardliners being appointed do not need confirmation. If you vote against Noem or Marco then you are a lying Dem who hates women and latinos.

The only patterns I see are fealty and incompetency.

59 minutes ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he’s getting a gaudy monument in DC all decked out in gold plate. 

It's not a proper rise and fall story without a disgusting statue for the resistance to topple in 25-30 years.

15 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

serious question here, there is a part of the board called IPIHB right and there is some pretty trashy stuff that takes place there. Is the porn industry which just absolutely destroys most women's lives that are a part of it any better than the president saying I grab chicks by the pussy or banging an aide then ruining her life like clinton did? There must be a thousand pictures of women butt ass naked on this site and I have zero clue if all of them were willing participants in sharing their nudes with everybody. We degrade women on this site constantly but nobody is trying to "be the good guy" here. We run just about every part of society you can think of into the ground at some point just for laughs. What makes us any different? 

Serious question is serious

13 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

banging an aide then ruining her life like clinton did?

Not arguing with the majority of your post, but can you explain this part?

How did Clinton ruin Monica Lewinsky's life?  If anyone was to blame for dragging her name through the mud it was the GOP, but regardless, she has a net worth about $50 million.

Do you think that would have happened without the publicity she received?

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Not arguing with the majority of your post, but can you explain this part?

How did Clinton ruin Monica Lewinsky's life?  If anyone was to blame for dragging her name through the mud it was the GOP, but regardless, she has a net worth about $50 million.

Do you think that would have happened without the publicity she received?

Money is great but she went through some pretty dark shit to get it. Money can’t undo people treating you like a piece of garbage for years on end. I’m sure she’s fine now but that was quite the ordeal to go through. It was more to highlight how Clinton used women and then cast them aside when he longer needed them, absolutely abusing his power to get what he wanted. 

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I've been saying that Americans are idiots for years. Our resident Trumpers are fine examples of that. The worst part is they aren't just stupid, they are hateful. So it really makes them all around pieces of shit.

Stupid and mean is a very, very bad combination.

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Trump is already getting other nations to respect us again

Taliban congratulate Americans for ‘not handing leadership of their great country to a woman’

 

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/taliban-congratulate-americans-for-not-handing-leadership-of-their-great-country-to-a-woman-385406/

Already angling to get invited back to the White House.

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those poor poor repressed whites ….

 

 

Not minimizing what she went through, but to say her life was ruined is a stretch.  She was a willing participant, and Clinton certainly isn't unique among men who use their power/fame to get laid.

Comparing her to a woman who gets caught up in the porn industry, only to be cast out in the street at 28, or one of Trump's rape victims isn't helpful, IMO 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I'll bet they'll look snazzy in their new brown uniforms.

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the party of small govt !!!!

 

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