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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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4 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Holy Shit as over 40 years ago.

 

 

 

i bought this at BestBuy in the $5 bin like 20 years ago...and still have it! 

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The news said he was driving while holding his phone taking pics of a wreck.
That was the wreck.
5 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

turned into cat shit.

So he did amount to shit after all.  Gotta love a success story.

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

True HOLY SHIT right there.

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Here’s how you spell embed.

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18 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Your rite, thanks four the correction.

Your wellcome. 

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On 2/11/2021 at 10:19 PM, nnm said:

Here’s how you spell embed.

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Thujone will not be able to hide his boner if he sees that.

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14 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:
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How TF does a pole vaulter have a fupa?

That's a pole callus 

How TF does a pole vaulter have a fupa?


I believe that some cock and balls.
19 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:

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I ain't scared, digging that grip of hers also. 

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11 hours ago, demos said:

 

Anybody can do that when the blades are rotating that slow.

You gotta give him credit, the symmetry of his perpendicular-ness (sp?) with the road was pretty impressive.  He is the T-square of idiocy.  

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not sure if Holy Shit or LOL

 

It started out as LOL but most likely ended up as holy shit.

7 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

It started out as LOL but most likely ended up as holy shit.

It's all relative. Holy shit for the driver, LOL for the viewing public. 

6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not sure if Holy Shit or LOL

 

Now it's LOL:

 

Too bad he is still contributing to the gene pool. 

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Moron

the supply chains must stay intact. 

5 hours ago, nnm said:

Too bad he is still contributing to the gene pool. 

What's his Surly handle?  

10 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

That's a literal "hold my beer" moment.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

genuinely curious how long it will take for that .. Accord???  (maybe),  whatever it is... how long it will take for that vehicle to thaw enough to be able to be driven again.   even if it gets to 50 on sunday.... Ive got to assume at least 3 full days for most of that ice to melt, especially since its in a covered garage, so no sunlight to help the melt.

27 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

genuinely curious how long it will take for that .. Accord???  (maybe),  whatever it is... how long it will take for that vehicle to thaw enough to be able to be driven again.   even if it gets to 50 on sunday.... Ive got to assume at least 3 full days for most of that ice to melt, especially since its in a covered garage, so no sunlight to help the melt.

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8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This is in uptown Dallas

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The ice will get "weak" pretty quick and you'll be able to get the front door open without wrecking anything. Start it up and crank the defrost. Then chip the wheels enough to get them to turn when you put it in gear and mash the gas.

Or hit it with a pressure washer. Even with ambient temp water you'd get it freed up real quick.

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This is in uptown Dallas

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Ain't this some shit:

 

On 2/18/2021 at 3:14 PM, NWBuck said:

Ain't this some shit:

 

That's a deep voice.

36 minutes ago, Cement said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Cement said:

 

Did the homeowners happen to meet an anthropomorphic rabbit named Frank recently?

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2 hours ago, Cement said:

 


Stewards better have lobbing out mini bottles of liquor 

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