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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So would benching Altuve for 3 or 4 games. Maybe he gets the message?

Brice time. We're not winning jack this year, so throw some fresh meat onto the grill. And just get the inevitable Espada canning over with. 

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Fuck this team for their cocktease in June and early July. Sucked us all in with  their scrappy play. Just lipstick on a pig - an average at best team with an idiot for a manager and a roster full of holes. Watching this team the past 2 months has been torture. Fuck Crane and Dana for inflicting this shit on H-town.

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fuck this team for their cocktease in June and early July. Sucked us all in with  their scrappy play. Just lipstick on a pig - an average at best team with an idiot for a manager and ton of roster holes. 

That’s what is so frustrating.  That lineup they trotted out Saturday?  There’s not a hole in it. Not everyone is great but there’s not a single below average hitter in it. 
we scored 11. First time we’d seen the lineup all year. We haven’t seen it since. 

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Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

We don't seem interested in playing October baseball. 

Good, I got shit to do too

Worst loss of the season

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1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

I miss Josh Hader.

You can thank our chucklefuck of a manager for him not being available for the stretch run. Fuck Espada and our horrible trainers and medical staff. Houston Methodist should pull their sponsorship so they’re not unfairly associated with such incompetence. 

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12 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

I miss Josh Hader.

I miss strikes against fat fuckers who can only hurt you one way...and you fucking gotdam give it to them.

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it doesn't matter if you're hitting #1 or #9, you have to get on base 

this roster is the island of broken toys. even up this series tomorrow 

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Girlfriend takes me out for a nice steak dinner for my birthday and I come home to see this shit.

 

so mentally exhausting watching this team this year. 
players gotta perform but the manager has to lead. I don’t see anything from Espada doing that.

I know he’s the goat but simply inexcusable from Altuve in the 10th and I hope it didn’t go unchecked  

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With Garcia going out, it's obvious we need to find that voodoo doll and bury it. Along with someone's glove. Perhaps while the player is wearing it.

So what's different now from a few years back? I question that it's fully explained away by the departure of Bregman, Tucker, JV or Yuli or a lack of team health. We're not supremely talented across the board, but as much as anything else, there seems to be a serious lack of clubhouse leadership.

Maybe that left with the aforementioned players or has been disguised by terrible injury "luck," but I have a hunch it's mainly an Espada issue. And I say that as never having been a fan of Dusty, though as this train's kept heading off the bridge he's started to grow on me.

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Surely a coincidence but seems like when Hader went out so did the team’s ability to give a fuck. 
 

listened to the game last nite on the radio and knew what was about to happen before it did.  
 

oh well I guess. 

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10 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

They’ve broken me. I no longer hate this team. I applaud what they are doing as a great piece of trolling and performance art. Bravo Astros, Bravo. 

You give em way to much credit for being deliberate. 
 

I slept on it and my assessment still has not changed.  They had a nice little hot streak midseason otherwise they're a bunch of broke dick motherfuckers with a manager who nobody would  follow to lunch. 

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Any chance Espada is playing 4d Chess?

Could this be like the part in Rocky 3 where Clubber Lang(AL West) was getting exhausted from beating the shit out of Rocky (Houston Astros)

We’re not getting killed, we’re getting mad???

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2 hours ago, Pablo said:

Surely a coincidence but seems like when Hader went out so did the team’s ability to give a fuck. 
 

Don't overlook Paredes. The team lost its pair of cojones when he went down. 

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39 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

Don't overlook Paredes. The team lost its pair of cojones when he went down. 

True, the guy was the key to the offense without Yordan around.  Amazing how no one altered their approach after his presence in taking pitches was gone.

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3 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

With Garcia going out, it's obvious we need to find that voodoo doll and bury it. Along with someone's glove. Perhaps while the player is wearing it.

So what's different now from a few years back? I question that it's fully explained away by the departure of Bregman, Tucker, JV or Yuli or a lack of team health. We're not supremely talented across the board, but as much as anything else, there seems to be a serious lack of clubhouse leadership.

Maybe that left with the aforementioned players or has been disguised by terrible injury "luck," but I have a hunch it's mainly an Espada issue. And I say that as never having been a fan of Dusty, though as this train's kept heading off the bridge he's started to grow on me.

 

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2 hours ago, Pablo said:

Surely a coincidence but seems like when Hader went out so did the team’s ability to give a fuck. 
 

listened to the game last nite on the radio and knew what was about to happen before it did.  
 

oh well I guess. 

 

Bryan Abreu has entered a game in the 9th inning 14 times this season - this was the 5th time he's allowed multiple runs in those games.


He's entered a game in the 7th or 8th inning 50 times this season - he's allowed multiple runs in those games just 1 time. #Astros

 

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1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

Any chance Espada is playing 4d Chess?

Could this be like the part in Rocky 3 where Clubber Lang(AL West) was getting exhausted from beating the shit out of Rocky (Houston Astros)

We’re not getting killed, we’re getting mad???

 

It's more like the part in Rocky IV where Apollo get beaten literally to death.

 

 

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