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Alongside the exclusive story, Jimmy John’s is launching the Summer Menu of Ultimate Temptation (S.M.U.T. for short),

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unlock* access to “The Blade and the Brine,” a custom two-part romantasy audiobook narrated by “The White Lotus” star and heartthrob Walton Goggins.

Couple things:

-Introducing a summer menu with already-existing sandwiches is stupid-ass

-Splitting the book into two parts/sandwich purchases is stupid-ass

-the term “romantasy” is stupid-ass

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14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

heartthrob Walton Goggins

seriously? 

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He looks like Slim Pickens fucked Brent Venables...

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Baker Brothers and Milestone Electric pollute, multiple times, every fucking commercial break. Their advertising budget must be a huge reason they work so hard at overcharging and ripping people off. And their ads suck almost as much cock as Bob Stoops.

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