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Alongside the exclusive story, Jimmy John’s is launching the Summer Menu of Ultimate Temptation (S.M.U.T. for short),

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unlock* access to “The Blade and the Brine,” a custom two-part romantasy audiobook narrated by “The White Lotus” star and heartthrob Walton Goggins.

Couple things:

-Introducing a summer menu with already-existing sandwiches is stupid-ass

-Splitting the book into two parts/sandwich purchases is stupid-ass

-the term “romantasy” is stupid-ass

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heartthrob Walton Goggins

seriously? 

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He looks like Slim Pickens fucked Brent Venables...

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Baker Brothers and Milestone Electric pollute, multiple times, every fucking commercial break. Their advertising budget must be a huge reason they work so hard at overcharging and ripping people off. And their ads suck almost as much cock as Bob Stoops.

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Spectrum Mobile

"I'm kind of a deal hunter"
"How is the savings so substantial?"
"With the savings we could use it to fund some trips for us"
"There's going to be a point where I think communication with the school has to be through their own phone number"
 

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these john cornyn ads are driving me crazy. they play during every single commercial break on mlb network, and i watch 2-3 games at a time, 4-5 nights/wk. i can’t escape them, and their boot licking, not-even-thinly-veiled racist overtones.

i especially like the auto mechanic who praises john cornyn for not sending his job overseas. yeah, i can’t tell you how many guys i know who lost their auto mechanic jobs to china. all of my friends and neighbors get their auto repairs from china now. 

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Americus Diamond radio ads: 

"don't buy fake diamonds, because they're made in Chinese factories that pollute the air and use lots of electricity... 

 

instead buy these blood diamonds" 

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