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On 9/7/2025 at 7:44 PM, Scary Stranger said:


If it’s a Hyundai commercial, they literally call her Parker like 6 times.

it probably is. i try very hard not to pay attention to commercials, but when i heard her voice and then looked up and saw it coming out of a real doll it freaked me out.

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Smart shade...for people too stupid to work a twisty wand or pull a rope.  Now you just have to find the remote.

Also, incredibly awesome missed opportunity to market your product as a solution for Jerry World.

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I hate the voice of the voiceover woman in the Wendy's commercials. I also hate the substance of what she says - there's a purposeful simplemindedness to this latest moronic ad campaign. 

I'm sure it's effective for our populace though. 

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This may have been said, but the NFL’s “come on ride the float” commercial is HORRIBLE. First of all, it makes no sense. Second, it sucks. I cannot believe someone saw that and said “yeah, that’s the one”.

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"Some patients saw visible improvement in the intestinal lining"

 

 

 

I hope my intestines are never visible, and that I definitely don't see them if they are. 

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6 hours ago, elfenix said:

"Some patients saw visible improvement in the intestinal lining"

 

 

 

I hope my intestines are never visible, and that I definitely don't see them if they are. 

That line caught my attention as well. 

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On 10/1/2025 at 11:20 PM, Longhornstampede said:

Holy fuck...that's the WORST

I made in house local radio spots at KYOT in Refugio that were Peabody award worthy compared to this.

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So... is not fuck this stupid ass commercial,  but the nike one with The Kid playing the organ during the post season is pretty great. 

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Anything promoting Prevagen is a fucking lie.  My wife’s aunt was an extraordinary woman, loved life and kept fit well into her eighties by being in constant motion and helping others.  When she was in her sixties, hee husband and provider died of postoperative staph infection following bypass surgery. She literally had nothing to live on but SS and moved into smaller and smaller govt subsidized housing as time went by.  She began to have memory issues and after watching a single Prevagen ad, made the mistake of taking some. That poor lady began to hallucinate, imagining “creatures” were peeking at her and crawling out of the TV into her den.  One night, she fell and broke her hip trying to escape the creatures.  It was all downhill from that point. She flushed the Prevagen but saw hallucinations for the remainder of her troubled life. Prevagen = Death.  Fuck those assholes. 

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