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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

Naw bruh. Sark's wife has cradle-robbing, cougar energy. Your mom? Well, more 7-Eleven. 

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1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Naw bruh. Sark's wife has cradle-robbing, cougar energy. Your mom? Well, more 7-Eleven. 

She only has a thing for 1st round receivers.

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5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I think you should probably consider the possibility that the person you're talking to knows things they can't repeat and is trying to give you a hint as to what the reality is.

Oh I’ve considered it. Then I considered the source. True crime aficionados don’t tend to rate high on my trust meter on the internet, which is already at rock bottom. 

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27 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Can we stop with the "Del Conte will do this" and "CDC will do that" ?  CDC isn't empowered to do shit on the HFBC at Texas.  That's Eltife and a cabal of BMDs driving that bus.  CDC is advisory at best and order-taker at worst if he's even on the bus.

Don’t know why this irritates me so much but it does. He’s good at a lot of things and I stopped ripping on him when he pulled the Schloss gambit but I doubt he’s even in the room if head fball coach replacements are being discussed. 

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh I’ve considered it. Then I considered the source. True crime aficionados don’t tend to rate high on my trust meter on the internet, which is already at rock bottom. 

Random pictures of Sark from playoff and Bama wins aren’t proof to you???

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well, nothing has actually happened 

if his wife acted like a hooligan, he relapsed, went to treatment with the expectation that the team would be other worldly and it's not you can probably bet your ass something is at least substantially likely to happen.

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Is this thread being moderated by the same guy that just this week was chastising posters for referencing the “unsubstantiated” rumors about Tom Herman and Kendra Scott?

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well, nothing has actually happened 

Exactly! (I don’t know how much more clear I can be with my gif below given the discussion of the last 13 or so pages in this thread, btw) 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Real question is when did Eltife’s flight ✈️ leave today? Where are our flight and curtain carpet people from the night crew? 

nothing private with a flight plan yesterday or today

guessing the sun country metal was the team's charter

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Exactly! (I don’t know how much more clear I can be with my gif below given the discussion of the last 13 or so pages in this thread, btw) 

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shit's been put in motion?

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Posted
1 hour ago, Stunns38 said:


Freeman has it easy. ND can lose 2 and even 3 games a year, no conference CC game and make the playoffs. Recruiting has picked up. Seriously, why would he come to this pressure-cooker?

Notre Dame is going to the Big 10 at some point. Probably soon.

 

 

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Cross Lane off

Uncross him off?

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Posted
15 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Three things I've learned today

1) Matthew Golden knocked up Sark's wife 

2) Jerry Jones leaked today's news

3) Xavier Worthy also banged her

You forgot “Sark went missing for 30 days after Ohio State loss last December”….image.jpeg.975c80e0df6a42e4181347f4a139de09.jpeg 

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Posted
1 minute ago, TejasPedro said:

Is Vince under suspension? When it comes to paternity? That would make one freak ass athlete. Good looking, fast, nimble, super high.., did I mention fast?

I always wanted Vince and Cat to get together....you know for science.

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20 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

you'd think we learned our lesson with Beard, nah we gotta have another significant other fucking up our plans.  We suck.

Great, now you've summoned someone else to this thread...

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1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Even if you had to wear the ridiculous ensembles she dresses Sark in?

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If you saw me proudly wearing the Cinnamoroll t-shirt my wife bought me, you'd know the answer to this.

Undefeated.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

nothing private with a flight plan yesterday or today

guessing the sun country metal was the team's charter

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That was the band and cheerleader’s flight

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Posted
33 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

There isn't going to be a news article out there that says "Loreal slept with x player". 

You're treating this like CR where I agree sourcing accusations is probably a little bit more important.  

The fact of the matter is a lot of people with fairly well-connected sources have heard some form of the infidelity stories going on a year now.  

This is fucking football....give it a rest.  

This, I have held this story back for a while now. I have made a passing comment about it a couple of weeks ago, but she definitely has been banging the players. She is a cheating hoebag. Also, the baby isnt Sark's. 

Posted
26 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Three things I've learned today

1) Matthew Golden knocked up Sark's wife 

2) Jerry Jones leaked today's news

3) Xavier Worthy also banged her

Link(s)…..can’t use Surly.

Posted
1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Missing a Junior Day is kind of a big deal.

Yes it is. 
 

But for some still cradling Sark’s Balls like South Austin’s mom does for half of Surly, The truth is inconvenient because they don’t want to accept it. 

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Posted
56 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i skipped ages 2-10 so if this take has already been posted apologies.....

my first thought was the mannings informed sark/cdc arch is going to portal and possibly shut it down as well and this is sexton's pre-emptive strike before that news broke

Why would Manning shut it down? He can't redshirt. Might as well get experience. 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

All I know is that I am now even more convinced that Texas is going to lose today. 

if what ctj is saying is true, it's a blessing in disguise

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