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9 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

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4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lyle lovett fucked julia roberts in her prime

in surlyville, that's currency

they should put it on the wall

I think I might give Robert Earl Keen a pass too since the Road Goes on Forever and the Party Never Ends.

Have to say I always liked the Joe Ely version better.

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Always remember that John Richmond Sullivan, the aggy poo flinger, is every aggy. He is a perfect representation of that classless university.

Any one of them would have done the same thing, and most aggy embrace him as a hero. Lowlife trash with no perspective on the real world. “Good bull.”

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6 hours ago, Nino Brown said:

Sure you wouldn’t be calling anyone little fella in person. Living and coaching in Austin after playing college ball has for sure has taught me that about some ut grads. 

I'm your Huckleberry.

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Just now, MissingInAction said:

I'll be your Huckleberry.

I’m guessing that fuckstick is like all the fake visitors to Kyle from other schools who decide to sentence send their kids to A&M because they’re so damned wonderful. It’s really a 140 pound virgin who thinks we’re afraid of that shitty fanbase. 

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aggy big game theme (almost as old as their last MNC in football) and all the items needed to live the dream at the hotel 

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So glad I haven't had to suffer the retards in an office setting the past 6 years. Yes, they are retarded. I'm not talking about intellectually challenged people doing their best to function in society.  I'm talking about people who make a concious decison to be retarded. aggy.

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14 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

Look, y’all have had a great season, something you haven’t seen in any of your lifetimes.  You have yet to play a team in the top half of the conference but you’ve taken care of business and won those games, you’re 11-0.  Let it sink in, bask in the glory.  
 

Ohh, and can you clean the skimmer baskets and check the chlorine level in the pool on your way out?  Thanks.

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