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Pilot sues Southwest after colleague exposes himself
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — A Southwest Airlines pilot is suing the company, her union and a former colleague who pleaded guilty last year to dead-bolting the cockpit door during a flight and stripping naked in front of her.

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Janning said that when they reached cruising altitude, Haak told her this was his final flight and there was something he wanted to do before retirement. 

She said he bolted the door so no flight attendant could enter. He then put the plane on autopilot, stripped off his clothes, began watching pornography on his laptop and committed a lewd act for 30 minutes while taking photos and videos of himself. 

Salnick said it was Janning who asked Haak if there was anything he wanted to do before retiring. When he replied he wanted to fly naked, she told him to go ahead and then made sexual advances after he disrobed, Salnick said. He said Haak rejected those and adamantly denied a lewd act occurred.

https://apnews.com/article/business-florida-fort-lauderdale-airlines-sexual-assault-7baf1b82979b1a86101a06ceb6d849ae
 

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8 hours ago, nnm said:

Pilot sues Southwest after colleague exposes himself
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — A Southwest Airlines pilot is suing the company, her union and a former colleague who pleaded guilty last year to dead-bolting the cockpit door during a flight and stripping naked in front of her.

….

 

Janning said that when they reached cruising altitude, Haak told her this was his final flight and there was something he wanted to do before retirement. 

She said he bolted the door so no flight attendant could enter. He then put the plane on autopilot, stripped off his clothes, began watching pornography on his laptop and committed a lewd act for 30 minutes while taking photos and videos of himself. 

Salnick said it was Janning who asked Haak if there was anything he wanted to do before retiring. When he replied he wanted to fly naked, she told him to go ahead and then made sexual advances after he disrobed, Salnick said. He said Haak rejected those and adamantly denied a lewd act occurred.

https://apnews.com/article/business-florida-fort-lauderdale-airlines-sexual-assault-7baf1b82979b1a86101a06ceb6d849ae
 

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"Haak, of Longwood, Florida, was a pilot with Southwest Airlines for 27 years before retiring at the end of August last year."

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what's the point in living??

https://gizmodo.com/man-allergic-to-orgasms-antihistamine-1849654242

In a recent case study, doctors describe the unfortunate tale of a man who developed an allergy-like reaction to his own orgasms. The bizarre and rare affliction left him unable to pursue sexual and romantic relationships.

The condition is known as postorgasmic illness syndrome, or POIS. Sufferers (almost always men) experience symptoms similar to hay fever or a flu following ejaculation, such as fatigue, itchy eyes, stuffy or runny nose, and even memory problems. These symptoms appear after every or nearly every orgasm, usually within seconds but sometimes up to hours later, and they can last anywhere from two to seven days.

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Wonder what his Surly handle was . . . so much surly here . . .

https://nypost.com/2022/10/25/worlds-dirtiest-man-amou-haji-dead-at-94/

‘World’s dirtiest man’ Amou Haji — who last showered 60 years ago — dead at 94

An Iranian hermit who had been unofficially dubbed the “world’s dirtiest man” after not showering for some 60 years has died at age 94, state media reported.

Amou Haji – not his real name, but an endearing nickname given to elderly people – reportedly died Sunday in the village of Dejgah.

Haji, known for his grime-covered skin and matted hair, abstained from washing because he believed soap and water would make him sick. He lived in isolation for most of his life in an open brick hut, which villagers made after he started sleeping in a hole in the ground.

Locals attributed Haji’s eccentricity to “emotional setbacks” in his youth. In 2014, the Tehran Times reported that Haji also avoided fresh food, opting instead for rotted porcupine, and smoked a pipe of animal excrement. 

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On 10/25/2022 at 12:56 PM, nnm said:

Wonder what his Surly handle was . . . so much surly here . . .

https://nypost.com/2022/10/25/worlds-dirtiest-man-amou-haji-dead-at-94/

‘World’s dirtiest man’ Amou Haji — who last showered 60 years ago — dead at 94

An Iranian hermit who had been unofficially dubbed the “world’s dirtiest man” after not showering for some 60 years has died at age 94, state media reported.

Amou Haji – not his real name, but an endearing nickname given to elderly people – reportedly died Sunday in the village of Dejgah.

Haji, known for his grime-covered skin and matted hair, abstained from washing because he believed soap and water would make him sick. He lived in isolation for most of his life in an open brick hut, which villagers made after he started sleeping in a hole in the ground.

Locals attributed Haji’s eccentricity to “emotional setbacks” in his youth. In 2014, the Tehran Times reported that Haji also avoided fresh food, opting instead for rotted porcupine, and smoked a pipe of animal excrement. 

I think I was behind this dude at a 7-11 last week.  At least it smelled like it. 

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10 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I think I was behind this dude at a 7-11 last week.  At least it smelled like it. 

He sat near to me on a flight from Inchon to Bangkok a few years ago. But he looked Indian, not Iranian.

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LEXINGTON, Ky. —
A University of Kentucky student has been arrested for physically and verbally assaulting another student.

Sophia Rosing has been charged with assault, public intoxication, disorderly conduct and assault of a police officer.

Arrest records show Rosing was arrested at Boyd Hall by UK police.

She was then booked into the Fayette County Jail, initially, as Jane Doe.

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Video has since surfaced online showing Rosing attacking another student who was on duty as a desk clerk in the school dormitory at the time.

In the video, Rosing appears to attempt to run the student over with a shopping cart that was in the building lobby. Rosing is also heard saying the n-word more than 200 times.

According to her arrest citation, Rosing told police that she "has lots of money and gets special treatment." The citation also said she kicked and bit a police officer during her arrest.

UK released a statement saying they are investigating the incident. UK President Eli Capilouto says the actions in the video are "deeply antithetical to what we are and what we always want to be as a community."

The university has launched an investigation into the incident.

Rosing is set to appear in court for her arraignment Monday afternoon.

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Sorry for partying.

Reminds me of the story about Bob Bullock. Was drunk, walked out to the parking lot, climbed in the back of a car and passed out. Lady comes out later, gets in her car and starts it up. Bob Bullock sits up in the back and says, “Hi, I’m your comptroller, Bob Bullock.”
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There's wanting to bang your sister, and then there's wanting to bang your sister's dead body...

I will hold judgement until I see pics of sister, nekkid if possible.

 

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-722225

The victim said that her brother “entered my room at night, suddenly pulled out a knife and started to stab me in the head. I ran out of the room; [if not] he would have killed me – I don’t know what happened to him,” according to N12.

"[He] entered my room at night, suddenly pulled out a knife and started to stab me in the head. I ran out of the room or he would have killed me, I don't know what happened to him."

Police claim that the motive for the attempted murder was the defendant’s wish to have sex with his sister’s corpse.

The defendant said in his interrogation that he is a fan of necrophilia movies, and that is why he planned to kill his sister, according to N12.

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Maneka hit Precious with a $22 meat log

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/meat-beat-plea-deal-642815?ICID

Garner reached into Jackson’s cart and removed the $22 meat log. Cops described the tube of ground beef as a “blunt object” in an arrest report (a Walmart meat log is seen in the above police photo).

Garner, investigators charged, struck Jackson “a couple of times in the face with a ten pound log of prepackaged ground beef.” Garner was arrested at the scene and a relative subsequently took custody of her son.

Jackson was not injured by the meat blows. 

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Maneka hit Precious with a $22 meat log
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/meat-beat-plea-deal-642815?ICID
Garner reached into Jackson’s cart and removed the $22 meat log. Cops described the tube of ground beef as a “blunt object” in an arrest report (a Walmart meat log is seen in the above police photo).
Garner, investigators charged, struck Jackson “a couple of times in the face with a ten pound log of prepackaged ground beef.” Garner was arrested at the scene and a relative subsequently took custody of her son.
Jackson was not injured by the meat blows. 

10 pounds of hamburger for 22 dollars? Count me in!
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5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Maneka hit Precious with a $22 meat log

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/meat-beat-plea-deal-642815?ICID

Garner reached into Jackson’s cart and removed the $22 meat log. Cops described the tube of ground beef as a “blunt object” in an arrest report (a Walmart meat log is seen in the above police photo).

Garner, investigators charged, struck Jackson “a couple of times in the face with a ten pound log of prepackaged ground beef.” Garner was arrested at the scene and a relative subsequently took custody of her son.

Jackson was not injured by the meat blows. 

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