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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Trump voters really are the worst this country has to offer.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

^^^^^ 100% this.

Objectively speaking, it's amazing, fascinating, and impressive as hell.  Best goddamned con-man I've ever seen.

 

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Donald Trump knows what all good con men know and that's that the lie is easier if you want to believe it.

took the dog out, come back and hear him talking about hillary.

seems about right.

I love how the “Blacks for Trump” guy is in his usual position.  Because his schtick has worked so well over three years with the blacks. 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I love how the “Blacks for Trump” guy is in his usual position.  Because his schtick has worked so well over three years with the blacks. 

You mean Zirconium and Cotton aren't there? I thought this was supposed to be a MASSIVE rally.

yeah, let's move the george washington comparison up to paragraph 5.

ok, now it looks right.

if dems have presidency and congress in 2020, they'll "take away your freedom of speech."

good to know.

Why is this being covered as news of his running for re-election?   He filed for re-election on the day of his inauguration in 2017 and has been raising money and holding rallies as a candidate ever since. 

Trump campaign spent more money recruiting those two black guys behind the stage than Auburn did recruiting Cam Newton.

This is America's bare ass when our pants fall down while vomiting in the parking lot of an RV and boat show. 

Why is this being covered as news of his running for re-election?   He filed for re-election on the day of his inauguration in 2017 and has been raising money and holding rallies as a candidate ever since. 


Because he is losing Florida and is scared.

Dannie Goeb sitting next to Graham making us all proud.

jesus can i get a transcript of the double-negative-a-thon healthcare portion?

When he does these, I always wonder if there's anything he could say that would cause the crowd to go quiet, and say "wait, what did he say? That's awful". 

Like, if he proposed putting every democrat into a spaceship and launching it into the sun, would that do it? 

lulz, "whose lives they wanna run."

i think the word is "ruin" mr president.

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

When he does these, I always wonder if there's anything he could say that would cause the crowd to go quiet, and say "wait, what did he say? That's awful". 

Like, if he proposed putting every democrat into a spaceship and launching it into the sun, would that do it? 

No. His people are morons.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

When he does these, I always wonder if there's anything he could say that would cause the crowd to go quiet, and say "wait, what did he say? That's awful". 

Like, if he proposed putting every democrat into a spaceship and launching it into the sun, would that do it? 

If by do it, you mean excite them, yes.

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Remember, for all intents and purposes, these people are aggy. Their team is just Trump instead of aggy football. These are their midnight yells. Normal rules do not apply. 

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Well, you know, you kind of kill the lobby industry if you put lobbyists in charge and cut out the middle man. 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

No. His people are morons.

What if he said that he was going to begin exterminating all minorities? Serious question. What would the reaction be? Even by both of the minorities in the crowd.

7 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

 


Because he is losing Florida and is scared.

 

I know why Trump is doing it, but the media shouldn't be playing along.   If Trump wants to get the benefits of filing for re-election in January 2017, the media shouldn't give him free air for a fake announcement in 2019.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What if he said that he was going to begin exterminating all minorities? Serious question. What would the reaction be? Even by both of the minorities in the crowd.

Serious answer, I wouldn't be that surprised if we find out at some point.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What if he said that he was going to begin exterminating all minorities? Serious question. What would the reaction be? Even by both of the minorities in the crowd.

They'd blame it on Obama.

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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If by "mistake" they mean extremely accurate, then I agree.

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

When he does these, I always wonder if there's anything he could say that would cause the crowd to go quiet, and say "wait, what did he say? That's awful". 

Like, if he proposed putting every democrat into a spaceship and launching it into the sun, would that do it? 

In a word, no.

 

Just now, henrygandorf said:

there's no way a speechwriter wrote this, right?

If it sounds like an aggrieved fifth grader, it's all Donald.

The crowd at Trump rallies always looks like a regional wrestling match where they gave out free tickets at Arby’s.

Just now, Anastasis said:

Y’all know baseball is on tv right?

Cool, go to the baseball thread. 

The sad part is Mussolini actually provided free healthcare and education for his people.  

Perhaps that was his mistake because they ended up murdering him for treason. 

Dannie Goeb sitting next to Graham making us all proud.

Marco Rubio keeps making faces like he ate something that tastes off.
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