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4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Who could have seen this coming?  Oh, actually the MAJORITY OF VOTERS.  

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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5 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Of all the things Dotard has done this Greenland thing has to be the most insane. Step back and look at it. The President of the United States states, out of the blue,  that he wants to buy a country, which is a territory of another country. This is summarily dismissed by the leadership of the country that oversees the country he wants to purchase. The President then publicly states that because the Prime Minister won't talk to him about selling the country, he's canceling a trip to that country that was supposed to happen in two weeks. Oh, and it's just a normal Tuesday. How in the ever living fuck is this ok?  How is the fact that Dotard is a fucking idiot, and needs significant mental therapy, not the lead story on every newscast around the world?  Amazing. 

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“The fake news is trying to convince the public to have a recession.”

How is Mehdi Hasan not the host of NBC's Meet the Press?

Not real comfortable with the continued use of "chosen one."

Its gonna be hell getting this asshole out of office.    Regardless if he loses the election.   He will never give up the office.   At best he will contest the election at worst he will start a war.

Basically said that Putin outsmarted Obama on Crimea and now that he's president, Russia should rejoin the G7. That's old news.

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

How is Mehdi Hasan not the host of NBC's Meet the Press?

(((SOROS)))

“I am the least racist person ever to serve in office.”

just “joked” again about serving 14 years. 

This is nuts. 

Hahaha he's going off on the media. What a little bitch. 

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Apparently we’re going to release ISIS prisoners into Germany if they don’t take them. 

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Going to release ISIS prisoners into Germany and other countries if they won't take them...

Nobody wrote that the shooting victims loved him. 

The fuck?

i've been watching this shit live (delay) on cnn for at least 20 minutes now.

holy fucking shit.

he's uttered the word "obama" about 40-50x.

and definitely said he was the chosen one....to deal with china.

when asked who american jews were being disloyal to, he went on a tirade about all the amazing stuff he's done for jews and israel, that no president has ever done more, and then at the very end, he sorta answered they were being disloyal to israel.  he also seems very proud of his "aoc plus three" nickname.

as one of the ignorant and disloyal chosen people who lives in america, gtfo of my white house please.

If this isn't evidence for the need of the 25th Amendment, I have no clue what is. 

Looking into ending birthright citizenship. 

 

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i've been watching this shit live (delay) on cnn for at least 20 minutes now.

holy fucking shit.

he's uttered the word "obama" about 40-50x.

and definitely said he was the chosen one....to deal with china.

when asked who american jews were being disloyal to, he went on a tirade about all the amazing stuff he's done for jews and israel, that no president has ever done more, and then at the very end, he sorta answered they were being disloyal to israel.  he also seems very proud of his "aoc plus three" nickname.

as one of the ignorant and disloyal chosen people who lives in america, gtfo of my white house please.

I was too, was CNN doing the delay?  If so, what is the point of delaying without correcting the lies on a sidebar? 

Bashed Denmark

Bashed Obama

Bashed Fed

Bashed Media

Bashed EU

Praised Russia

Today is the day Donald Trump became President of the United States.

 

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Looking into ending birthright citizenship. 

 

I'm in if we make it retro to at least 1945. No way dotard passes the citizenship exam.

2 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

I was too, was CNN doing the delay?  If so, what is the point of delaying without correcting the lies on a sidebar? 

Because they can now fill up hours with analysis

also the denmark pm should've just said "no thank you" but once she called it "absurd" then trump determined she was very nasty and that's why the trip was cancelled.

the u.s. will not be disrespected by such nasty rhetoric.

 

So Trump finally embraced himself as a cult leader today.  This should end well.

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Wayne Allyn Root spoke at the infamous Unite the Right rally, where attendees carried torches through the streets and chanted “Jews will not replace us!”  What a great barometer of what is and isn’t good for Jewish Americans.

Fucking A.  That dude is just a latter-day Paul, slandering Jews for allegedly betraying their Messiah.  It’s the same bullshit, 2000 years later.  If only the current “Messiah” were as fake as the first one.  

What a sad, scary time to live in America.

cyrus wasn't fake.

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So my Facebook feed blew up with family/friends who are Jewish and really fucking pissed off.  Had to go see what the fuss was about, and of course Trump doubles-down on twitter this morning.

Un-fucking-real.

Oh, and getting pissed at Denmark.  And backing down on background checks.

This all good though, this is really waking up a lot of people, and getting them to think about voting against him, rather than being their normal apathetic selves.


The Denmark thing is the fucking worst.   He dreams up this CRAZY idea that somehow Greenland is up for sale then gets in a snit because the Danes tell him they don't want to sell it.  It staggers me.   I am 100% certain that he's suffering from dementia.

My friend said to me "if Trump has a heart attack, a huge portion of the population is going to believe that he was actually attacked by the deep state."   

54 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who could have seen this coming?  Oh, actually the MAJORITY OF VOTERS.  

I saw shame and mismanagement. I didn't see all of this coming, my friend. My Pollyanny soul held out a tiny hope that maybe he would shake things up in a sometimes good way. Flynn and his appointments nipped that.

I didn't expect a tweetstorm of insanity growing increasingly less coherent. I didn't expect the absolute hostility toward democratic institutions. I didn't think I'd be pondering a fascist threat. I didn't foresee the GOP Senate happily holding his hand every step of the way.

We saw bad shit coming, but the main horrors of Trump were his easily evident unfitness to lead and his vile character.  I didn't anticipate a daily opening of a new Pandora's Box.

Agree that a majority of us saw it was bad, but this bad? I don't know.

I’m surprised it hasn’t been worse.  

Actually, it’s probably been much worse, we just don’t know about it.

And the train keeps speeding up coming down the tracks to blast us right in the face. 

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2019 deficit - $960 billion. 

2020 projected deficit - over $1 trillion. In a single year. 

Total will eclipse GDP within 2-4 years at this rate and inflation expected to be unbearable not long after. Might be a good time to start putting money into commodities and precious metals. Thanks fake conservative party. 

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Trump calls another woman who doesn't kiss his feet "nasty."  He's all butthurt.

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“I thought it was a very not nice way of saying something,” Mr. Trump told reporters. “But all they had to do is say, no, we’d rather not do that or we’d rather not talk about it.”

Yes, the Denmark PM should have gone to the Donald Trump School of Restraint.

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Still crying after his tantrum. 

 

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m surprised it hasn’t been worse.  

Actually, it’s probably been much worse, we just don’t know about it.

A lot depends on what happens this Friday:

 

 

59 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Big Pharma talked to him. Mentions Johnson & Johnson by name. Product is well known. We've got calls into Johnson & Johnson. lol

We've got calls into to them. We've done something about veteran suicide. Johnson & Johnson, when they return our calls, we've made a lot of them, will sell us a lot of pills for the veterans. We got that covered. 

He really cares about war-scarred veterans.

I wish a bone spur would grow on each of his testicles and constantly clang painfully with every steps. I loathe this "man."

 

"We have great mental illness."

my fat dumb president makes me smile sometimes

Also, I'll do some ketamine for America. Happy to volunteer.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

How long will it be until Trump makes snarky comments about the Danish PM's nose?

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He just mad cause Chelsea became the Danish PM

Anyone who would volunteer to join the US military at this point is insane. Volunteer to get used up and spit out either dead or physically/mentally/emotionally crippled for political wars meant only to enrich the politicians and their corporate masters.

1 minute ago, Junior Miller said:

Anyone who would volunteer to join the US military at this point is insane. Volunteer to get used up and spit out either dead or physically/mentally/emotionally crippled for political wars meant only to enrich the politicians and their corporate masters.

Most just do it now for the sweet Johnson and Johnson drugs that Trump buys for everybody. 

Biggest Snowflake ever, what an embarrassment 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

How long will it be until Trump makes snarky comments about the Danish PM's nose?

Image result for mette frederiksen nose

 

Soon to be Trump Tweet : Not my type, would NOT rape !!!!!

1 hour ago, d2o said:

Its gonna be hell getting this asshole out of office.    Regardless if he loses the election.   He will never give up the office.   At best he will contest the election at worst he will start a war.

You're talking about a guy too gutless to fire people in their presence, and who is easily offended.    He's a draft-dodger, and he sucks up to people tougher than him.

He totally leaves, and probably even leaves early so he doesn't have to face the media or the incoming President.

Meanwhile, Miller, Ivanka, and Kush will be stealing the "W" keys off of all of the computer and laptop keyboards.

I don't know anything about Wayne Allyn Root, but I don't think I've ever heard a more serial killer/mass shooter name. 

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