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1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

I dislike the man but my zero respect for him inched up a tad with this “resignation letter.” He might as well have told Dotard to go fuck himself. 

The Mattis resignation letter was pretty awesome.  It stopped just short of calling Trump a traitor. 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Brennan, McRaven, et. al. did a masterfully deft job of capturing our counter-terrorism efforts (both foreign and domestic) since 11 September today on the campus of UT.  They also pontificated on what needs to be done going forward as the danger evolves and bastardizes itself.  All without every saying the word "Trump"...but make no mistake...if you support Trump---you are a child in their eyes.  And if you don't take these people seriously because he talks like you want to be spoken to...you really aren't going to like what happens next.  

The only cure for Steve Mnuchin's mouth is John Bolton's moustache. 

9 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

How can you run up even close to that large of a bill for limousine service?  Even if it was several 180 mile trips back and forth, that is still an outrageously unfathomable number.  

I asked the same when the limo costs for POTUS' last trip to the UK were posted.  I was told by several wingnuts that "Obama spent way more than that per trip".  When asked to provide evidence . . . crickets.

Thought Bolton claimed he resigned last night, but Dotus said he fired him today. I sure wish letter was dated 9/9.

 

Also,drumpf contradicts himself after less than 24 hours

 

 

 https://twitter.com/feliciasonmez/status/1171485269050003456?s=19

 

 

 

 

44 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Very cool and very legal

 

How is this cool?  

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

How is this cool?  

Well, see, you have to remember that time Obama spent $200m per day on that trip to India, and then you'll realize what a bargain this limo service really was ...

presto, the cast and script for the next 4 months of distract-o-tainment.

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2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I wonder how his talk at the Renaissance is going this afternoon?

 

"Well, I am happy to be here to talk about HBCUs. I had a busy morning today. I fired people, my polls are great, the economy is ticking along. We're going to defeat ISIS, I was right about Alabama. Well, nice being here to talk about HBCUs. They love me on campuses, just love me. Well, bye!"

you weren't too far off:

 

This dude is sick AF

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, yoladu said:

so at a minimum, 4 National Security Advisors in under 3 years.

Flynn, McMasters, Bolton, Mr/Ms. X

Obama (8 years) - 3

GWBush (8 years) - 2

Clinton (8 years) - 2

GHWBush (4 years) - 1

The President has had three national security advisers -- Bolton, Michael Flynn and H.R. McMaster. He has summarily fired a secretary of state, Rex Tillerson, by tweet after undercutting the former ExxonMobil CEO for months.
Secretary of Defense James Mattis resigned, reportedly in frustration over Trump's decision to pull out of Syria.
The President has also churned through two Homeland Security secretaries, John Kelly and Kirstjen Nielsen, and a National Security Agency director, Mike Rogers. He's lost a deputy national security adviser, K.T. McFarland and an ambassador to the UN, Nikki Haley. Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats and his deputy, Sue Gordon, left their posts last month.

Trump's foreign policy & defense = Clown shoes at a goat rodeo.

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I love how Trump's voice goes into that gentle sing-song when he's spewing shit he (a) doesn't believe (b) thinks is exactly what the audience wants to hear.

18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you weren't too far off:

 

I'm hearing about HBCU students who want to become scientists, engineers, and even astronauts...which surprised me because I thought all you people wanted to be professional athletes or rappers.  - Trump

4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Sir, David Duke is not a Congressman.

No, but Steve King is 😉

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

God damn it!

Can you imagine how long that person must have been undercover to reach that level?  How anyone can support this guy is really mind blowing.

52 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Well, see, you have to remember that time Obama spent $200m per day on that trip to India, and then you'll realize what a bargain this limo service really was ...

Can you back that up with a link?  (from a reliable source).

Just now, Bullneck said:

Can you back that up with a link?  (from a reliable source).

No, no, I can't ... because that was sarcasm.  I understand it's hard to tell in this timeline, though.

32 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

The list of  officials Trump wants gone:

1.Tiffany

2. Jared

3. Pence

4. “Mexicans”, which he wrote after seeing the story on FEMA in Puerto Rico.

5. Shepard Smith

6. That one guy in the Secret Service that Ivanka is always looking at.

7. Ivanka’s tennis coach.

8. Ivanka’s personal trainer.

9. Ivanka’s gynecologist.

10. Ivanka’s pool boy.

11. Every single person in the Secret Service that is in charge of Melania’s protection detail.

12. Melania’s food taster.

13. Everyone with the same blood type as Melania.

14.  All officials that are possible organ donor matches with Melania.

15. All officials that have EMS training and understand Slovenian.

 

I'm not sure what this means but Mexicans from Puerto Rico is pretty funny.

45 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you weren't too far off:

 

It looks likes he's using some bronzer over the orange. He's looking more brown than Cheeto the last couple of days.

16 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Can you imagine how long that person must have been undercover to reach that level?  

You can’t even put a dollar value on that guy.  Literally a priceless human resource that could prevent a nuclear holocaust because he would be in the right place at the right time, fighting for our side.  

But because Trump is such a treacherous piece of shit, he’s useless to us now. 

MAGA! (Pours gasoline all over body, lights match).

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46 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

On behalf of the white race I apologize for this unfortunate tie. To my black and brown friends, please vote in record numbers, us whites cannot be trusted to cure this cancer. 

2 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

On behalf of the white race I apologize for this unfortunate tie. To my black and brown friends, please vote in record numbers, us whites cannot be trusted to cure this cancer. 

^^we

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Mattis resignation letter was pretty awesome.  It stopped just short of calling Trump a traitor. 

 

 

I am suddenly envisioning at the Trump Presidential Library a separate room - the  "HALL OF RESIGNATION LETTERS" -  resignation letters beautifully displayed on individual pedestals, preserved in protective glass and exquisitely well lit.

 

they would be all there... Mattis, Bolton, McMasters, Tillerson, Priebus, Bannon, Kelly, Nielsen, Flynn, Porter, Spicer, Scaramucci, Hicks, Shine, Sanders, Bannon, Cohn, McGahn, Jackson, McMahon, Pruitt, Coats, Shulkin, Haley, Acosta, Comey, McCabe, Sessions, Rosenstein, Zinke, Price, etc (off the top of my head, excuse misspellings)

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I’m so tired of white people.

In other more encouraging news -

58 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

He talks like us!

They should be more specific in their polling.

 

NECK COLOR:

White

Red

Black

Marron
 

 

Thanks to trump, as a white guy, if I get really pissed off at something I think some black guy did, I now have the right once again to call him a nigger. MAGA!  Fuck that black guy.

Thanks to trump, as a white guy, if some other white guy does something that pisses me off like getting too close to my personal space or says something remotely anti-trump,  I can call them a libtard or whatever else I prefer to call them like a libtard loser. because they have a beard.

MAGA!!!

We white men need to be consigned to the bench for at least ten years as far as running things goes. I truly have no doubt that the country would be better off for it.

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

We white men need to be consigned to the bench for at least ten years as far as running things goes. I truly have no doubt that the country would be better off for it.

I’m a white guy and given our collective apparent support for trump, I wholeheartedly endorse this message. I’ll give up my right to vote for a few years if every other white guy dumbass has to for a few years. At least until the boomer white old guys have died off. 

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not the loquacious type that Bolton.

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Who the hell still indents the beginning of a paragraph?

Still seems too high.

Diamond and Silk and Candace Owens are three people not three percent.

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Still seems too high.

Diamond and Silk and Candace Owens are three people not three percent.
 

That's within the margin of error of 0%, which sounds about right.

44 minutes ago, housious said:

Who the hell still indents the beginning of a paragraph?

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2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Anyone know if the Hispanic number is limited to non-white Hispanics?   If so, it's amazing that he's getting 29% approval. 

2 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Anyone know if the Hispanic number is limited to non-white Hispanics?   If so, it's amazing that he's getting 29% approval. 

I’m quite shocked it’s that low. Maybe it’s a Texas thing but I know a bunch of Republicans-over-everything hispanics. Also quite a few coconuts & self-haters among us. 

Any Latino voting for trump in Texas needs to be excommunicated 

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