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2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

And her father? He passed onto her his moral compass, she said, according to two event attendees.

She's telling the truth, I'm sure. But, his moral compass would suggest constantly lying.

It's a paradox.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

"sounds good, will do."

-100% of Republicans

 

Trump's moral compass is literally a compass that he doesn't understand how to read.  He believes that whichever direction he's facing is north so east and west are on his right and left.  Seriously.  I would bet everything that he couldn't read a compass.  He looked directly into an eclipse and proudly pointed at it to let everyone know he knew exactly where the sun could be located.

28 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Find out who his friends are and ask them if they want to start a business in Kentucky.

How nice.  The night of the long sickles.

18 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Trump's moral compass is literally a compass that he doesn't understand how to read.  He believes that whichever direction he's facing is north so east and west are on his right and left.  Seriously.  I would bet everything that he couldn't read a compass.  He looked directly into an eclipse and proudly pointed at it to let everyone know he knew exactly where the sun could be located.

His only compass is one that points straight to himself at all times. His only metric is: how does this benefit me and how does it make me more important in the eyes of others? 

Guess that was what had him so riled up this morning.

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7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I like the framing of it as a fight for the "competitive fairness" instead of just going after Trump the president.

6 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I like the framing of it as a fight for the "competitive fairness" instead of just going after Trump the president.

yeah, I noticed that and thought it was clever as well.

8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Guess that was what had him so riled up this morning.

Or just that the sky is blue today.  The man gets riled up by Debra Messing, NOAA, light bulbs, and by simply breathing.  There's no logic or rhyme or reason to it, other than he's a thin skin narcissistic asshole.

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Which one of you is this?

Awesome!

sometimes I really, really love being a Texan. After listening to that, today is one of those days

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Which one of you is this?

Awesome!
 

Man, Randy Taylor is WOKE

so trump revokes the 2015 waters of the united states rule today?  the one that was put in place to protect waterways from pollution through smaller tributaries and water sources, as well as sensitive wetlands? 

seems like a good, long-term vision.  we don't want to make property owners have to deal with any oversight on their behavior that may have the consequence of poisoning water.  lord knows we have no reason to believe such a thing would ever be a problem.

 

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Man, Randy Taylor is WOKE

Somebody ate a good breakfast today.

I've said this before, but I think Trump will be the best president the Dems ever had, assuming we can get him out of the office.  He's held up a big 'ol mirror to the American people and most of us don't like what we see.

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Somebody ate a good breakfast today.

Not some damn measly 12oz breakfast, neither!

Or just that the sky is blue today.  The man gets riled up by Debra Messing, NOAA, light bulbs, and by simply breathing.  There's no logic or rhyme or reason to it, other than he's a thin skin narcissistic asshole.
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Some god forsaken librul went and switched out the sun with a got damned led bulb.

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16 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

To be fair to the President, "Pounce" is the VPs Grindr handle.

3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Trumpism = cutting off your nose to spite your face, and then fucking bragging about it.

A better metaphor for Trumpism is cutting off your genitalia to spite your dishwasher and then grabbing a fancy dinner at Golden Corral to celebrate the victory.

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1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

I've said this before, but I think Trump will be the best president the Dems ever had, assuming we can get him out of the office.  He's held up a big 'ol mirror to the American people and most of us don't like what we see.

There's some truth to this. I didn't really think we lived in a racist country anymore. I thought we left the days of prevalent racism back in the 60's. Boy was I wrong.

And, if the country gets through this test, he would have been the main catalyst in draining the swamp. 

5 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

And, if the country gets through this test, he would have been the main catalyst in draining the swamp. 

Trump isn't draining the swamp, but he has installed so many more gators, they have displaced all the water. 

16 minutes ago, suddenly shaggy said:

Trump isn't draining the swamp, but he has installed so many more gators, they have displaced all the water. 

What I mean is that he's made corruption so out in the open that "the swamp" has been given a neon sign for all to view. It's not in the abstract anymore. 

42 minutes ago, suddenly shaggy said:

Trump isn't draining the swamp, but he has installed so many more gators, they have displaced all the water. 

bruh, that's fucking deep and shit

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

There's a Tweet storm a comin'

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

They are fine with this.

Disappointed, maybe.  But will accept it, take a big ole bite and give you a thumbs up. 

Republicans in Congress would be perfectly fine with Trump claiming jus primae noctis over their wives and daughters.   

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Republicans in Congress would be perfectly fine with Trump claiming jus primae noctis over their wives and daughters.   

No they wouldn't.

They'd be upset Trump wouldn't be having sex with them. 

"Where's my favorite dictator?"

Spolier:  He was already in the room the whole time

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fucking wow

Wow indeed.

Lil' Kim, Vlad and Salman are going to be really upset when they see that video. 

 

40 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

He's waiting for his subpoena. 

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I'm ready to declare that both Switzer and Sherrill are  more dignified and honorable than The President of the United States of America.

Scary. 

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6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm ready to declare that both Switzer and Sherrill are  more dignified and honorable than The President of the United States of America.

Scary. 

Don't forget the other "S" coach: Sandusky.

Another Matt Gaetz fanboy editorial from Fox. You truly cannot tell the difference between the GOP and their propaganda arm.

Meanwhile...

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Migrants' bodies found near Ajo & Arivaca; Officials left other remains in desert cave for 16 months

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These light bulbs make the orange spackle I have jet sprayed onto my hideous husk look orange.

"Where's my favorite dictator?"

#bothsides!

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Where's my favorite dictator?"

#bothsides!

Over there by your (former) African American!

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Attaboy. Conflating two different issues in the effort of making breathing room for the trump admin. Expressing an unsolicited favoritism (and a pattern of preference for dictators) is 100% the same thing as juggling policy decisions to prevent the middle east from falling into a further breeding ground for terrorist organizations. 

Keep up the good work. 

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Attaboy. Conflating two different issues in the effort of making breathing room for the trump admin. Expressing an unsolicited favoritism (and a pattern of preference for dictators) is 100% the same thing as juggling policy decisions to prevent the middle east from falling into a further breeding ground for terrorist organizations. 

Keep up the good work. 

The reality is the same.  We send money and military hardware to third world dictators because it effects our geopolitical ends.

Oh, but you found a rawstory piece that Trump said something stupid out loud. That makes all the difference I guess. 

 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

That’s a bad post, even for you. Disingenuous as hell. But whatever floats your boat. 

Wake me up when we stop arming dictators with F16s and hundreds of millions of dollars in military aid. 

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