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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Remember when they were alone in Helsinki?  

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, it probably started with a discussion about how great Ivanka's tits are.

If the Putin conversations come to light, I suspect much of what Putin told Trump was then shortly repeated by Trump in public or in a tweet.  

Puppet 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, it probably started with a discussion about how great Ivanka's tits are.

Let's be honest,  it's not the worst set of bolt ons I've ever seen.  Even tho they appear to be a bit googly eyed.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, it probably started with a discussion about how great Ivanka's tits are.

Donald's are bigger and his are natural. 

No googly eyed.  No googly eyes.  You’re the googly eyed.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Christ, you can't understand the difference between handing them a talking point that actually has some validity versus them gaslighting the American people about utter bullshit that they make up.  Stop with the "own goal" lunacy -- this WAS an own goal by Shiff. 

Does it rank up there with even the mildest Trump missteps?  No, it doesn't.  But it's still a misstep, and one that could have been completely avoided.  Nobody's pearl-clutching here.  You could let it die but you won't, and then you point fingers and say "see, this is why we lose elections!".  No, it isn't.

Good lord.

You're going full aggy.

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Agreed. Besides huge Democratic voter turnout, there is another possibility: a significant enough amount of 2016 Trump/anti-Hillary voters who decide to stay home on election day.

Praying for an all day Jerry Springer marathon!

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, it probably started with a discussion about how great Ivanka's tits are.

Probably how it ended. I think incest makes even Putin uncomfortable.

29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, it probably started with a discussion about how great Ivanka's tits are.

If it happens more than once, it's a tradition:

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Donald Trump: My daughter is beautiful, Ivanka. She…
Howard Stern: By the way, your daughter.
Donald Trump: She’s beautiful.
Howard Stern: Can I say this? A piece of ass.
Donald Trump: Yeah.

From interview with Howard Stern

 

17 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Probably how it ended. I think incest makes even Putin uncomfortable.

The last thing to make a Chekist squirm would be confessions of sexually compromising thoughts/act by a mark.

21 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Probably how it ended. I think incest makes even Putin uncomfortable.

Then how does he tolerate being around Rudy Giuliani?

23 minutes ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

Praying for an all day Jerry Springer marathon!

We are in the midsts of a 4-year Jerry Springer marathon.

38 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Let's be honest,  it's not the worst set of bolt ons I've ever seen.  Even tho they appear to be a bit googly eyed.

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DJ has gotten ahold of the remote and changed the channel. He has a new favorite: Blaze TV

 

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

 

Remember, Kevin D Williamson is a fucking imbecile.

don't search for 'soggy golf mummy'

33 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

DJ has gotten ahold of the remote and changed the channel. He has a new favorite: Blaze TV

 

Fox News ran some huugge stories about him yesterday, that he did not like.

How long before he loses it on twitter about this afternoon's stories? OR maybe since I"m sure Fox News isn't reporting them, he doesn't know anything else has happened.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Then how does he tolerate being around Rudy Giuliani?

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don't search for 'soggy golf mummy'

Too late!


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That GIF and Rudy marrying his cousin (whom he had known since childhood, and spent summers with at a place his grandma rented) will never get old.

52 minutes ago, sachick said:

How long before he loses it on twitter about this afternoon's stories? OR maybe since I"m sure Fox News isn't reporting them, he doesn't know anything else has happened.

when pompeo, barr, and rudy all turn on each other, it should get good.

although i have a feeling they'll all turn on rudy because of course they will.

Taking a step back for a moment, it looks like Trump set up his own internal compartmentalized international crime syndicate at the top of our government beyond the reach of any accountability or oversight.  The problem he ran into is his capos were fucking morons like him. 

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

when pompeo, barr, and rudy all turn on each other, it should get good.

although i have a feeling they'll all turn on rudy because of course they will.

Why wouldn't they?  Rudy can barely form a coherent sentence. He has patsy written all over him. 

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20 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

when pompeo, barr, and rudy all turn on each other, it should get good.

although i have a feeling they'll all turn on rudy because of course they will.

 

12 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Why wouldn't they?  Rudy can barely form a coherent sentence. He has patsy written all over him. 

 

Rudy in a few weeks, months, whatever after he's served his purpose:

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15 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Why wouldn't they?  Rudy can barely form a coherent sentence. He has patsy written all over him. 

it's the best case scenario for us too, because rudy also has by far the most dirt.

if he goes kicking and screaming, it'll be fantastic theater.

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1 minute ago, SameSame said:

Oh that's just lovely

 

 

 

Before long, it's gonna be one rally per week minimum.  He needs all the adulation he can get now.

 

 

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

it's the best case scenario for us too, because rudy also has by far the most dirt.

if he goes kicking and screaming, it'll be fantastic theater.

I will laugh my ass off if he just loses it and starts admitting everything 

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Oh that's just lovely

 

 

 

I may print up some "Execute Schiff!"  t-shirts and see if I can make some extra dough.

a campaign rally in texas? when was the last time a republican president running for re-election held a campaign rally in Texas?

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7 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Oh that's just lovely

 

 

 

Dallas, huh. Think I'll just leave that one alone. 

42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That GIF and Rudy marrying his cousin (whom he had known since childhood, and spent summers with at a place his grandma rented) will never get old.

Mentioning that Rudy is a cousin fucker will always get rep.

13 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Oh that's just lovely

 

 

 

I-20 West and I-45 North traffic is going to be brutal with all the Cletuses from Longview, Tyler, and Conroe on their way to the Metroplex.

17 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

I may print up some "Execute Schiff!"  t-shirts and see if I can make some extra dough.

Try a "lock him up" shirt with Biden's picture.

What the ever loving fuck? 

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

What does the split second clown thing mean? 

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Wow. That's actually in there.

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Never forget 

Yep. One meeting. Huge scandal. Meanwhile Barr lives in a gimp outfit under Trump's desk. 

6 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

What does the split second clown thing mean? 

Chuck Schumer 

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Chuck Schumer 

Thanks. Forgot who was in that scene.

This is just so bizarre even within the bizzaro world we find ourself in. That videos feel is a 180 from how they campaigned before. And the obvious political shot within it. 

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