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Wife's car burns oil, so I have to occasionally top it off. But since she's been working from home due to covid, and I do all the grocery shopping, her car hardly ever gets driven, so its been awhile since I've bothered to check it. I keep a quart in the cargo area along with a funnel and paper towels.

The other day she asked me if the oil was "still good". I asked her why it wouldn't be. She said "well, its been getting really hot lately..." (talking about the weather and it getting hot inside the car).

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10 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Wife's car burns oil, so I have to occasionally top it off. But since she's been working from home due to covid, and I do all the grocery shopping, her car hardly ever gets driven, so its been awhile since I've bothered to check it. I keep a quart in the cargo area along with a funnel and paper towels.

The other day she asked me if the oil was "still good". I asked her why it wouldn't be. She said "well, its been getting really hot lately..." (talking about the weather and it getting hot inside the car).

I mean you need to be careful. If it gets up past 500 degrees outside the oil could start to evaporate. I know we haven't seen those temps yet this summer but it's just now August.

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Wife's car burns oil, so I have to occasionally top it off. But since she's been working from home due to covid, and I do all the grocery shopping, her car hardly ever gets driven, so its been awhile since I've bothered to check it. I keep a quart in the cargo area along with a funnel and paper towels.

The other day she asked me if the oil was "still good". I asked her why it wouldn't be. She said "well, its been getting really hot lately..." (talking about the weather and it getting hot inside the car).

Dude, just be glad she actually is aware the car uses oil.  

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11 hours ago, nnm said:

What the hell happened to this thread? Guys arguing about the proper order of produce and groceries on a conveyor?  What the hell kind of twilight zone did I wander into?  Metrosexual thread is over on another board somewhere. 
 

Thanks to @wd40 for trying to get it back on track. It sounds like your wife has a lot of things between her legs. Are her and south Austin’s mom related?

aren't they all related in that regard?

it goes back to the women trashing their vehicles.  done with it?  drop it on the floor.  can't find it again later?  huh.  that's weird.

just got home.  while I'm unloading the car, she starts a load of laundry.  hot water.  because, you know, no one would want to maybe take a shower after a 12 hour drive and 5 minutes outside in the steambox we call Austin.

home sweet home

 

 

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13 hours ago, wd40 said:

aren't they all related in that regard?

it goes back to the women trashing their vehicles.  done with it?  drop it on the floor.  can't find it again later?  huh.  that's weird.

just got home.  while I'm unloading the car, she starts a load of laundry.  hot water.  because, you know, no one would want to maybe take a shower after a 12 hour drive and 5 minutes outside in the steambox we call Austin.

home sweet home

 

 

Do you tankless water heater, bro?

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On 7/31/2020 at 8:23 AM, HornOnTheBayou said:

Seriously, quit talking about grocery bagging on the thread about hat size.

And for the record, some of you have some huge noggins. They're virtual planetoids. They're like an orange on a toothpick. Go cry yourself to sleep tonight, on your huge pillow.

Waterheads

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Not my wife, but has been married twice.

Hanging out at my mom's today. She asks if I want to ride with her to pickup something from Craigslist and grab food. Sure, I have nothing else going on.

"Okay! Let's go!"

We're currently sitting in her car waiting for the seller to text her the address. 

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26 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

You thought a woman had it all planned out?  Rookie.

I'm not sure what I thought. I probably didn't care, just along for the ride. 

It gets better though - we get to East Austin - she finally gets the address. It's off of Oak Knoll and 183. So we return home. Then she realizes that the address she got was from a different listing she had been replying to. Then the first seller gives her the address, which is in East Austin - not a block from where we were.

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59 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not sure what I thought. I probably didn't care, just along for the ride. 

It gets better though - we get to East Austin - she finally gets the address. It's off of Oak Knoll and 183. So we return home. Then she realizes that the address she got was from a different listing she had been replying to. Then the first seller gives her the address, which is in East Austin - not a block from where we were.

Fuuuuuuuck!

 

I’ll be at the bar.  

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On 8/1/2020 at 3:10 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

Yeah, since the Super Bowl, I've watched the Ken Burn's Doc. And about 100 replays on the MLB network. Nothing else much on a Sunday. Did try NASCAR a couple of times, but it didn't hold the boys interest much after about 30 laps.

 

Wait... they won't watch NASCAR but BASEBALL does keep their rapt attention on the TV?

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On 7/31/2020 at 4:28 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

What thread am I in? 

It got Stanco-ed. He broke it with his nasty ass shit in the dishwasher.

BTW- Agitation while submersed inside a washing machine it going to clean those items way better than the sprayer arm in a dishwasher.

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

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4 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm not sure what I thought. I probably didn't care, just along for the ride. 

It gets better though - we get to East Austin - she finally gets the address. It's off of Oak Knoll and 183. So we return home. Then she realizes that the address she got was from a different listing she had been replying to. Then the first seller gives her the address, which is in East Austin - not a block from where we were.

Well done. Back on track. 

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1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

It got Stanco-ed. He broke it with his nasty ass shit in the dishwasher.

BTW- Agitation while submersed inside a washing machine it going to clean those items way better than the sprayer arm in a dishwasher.

The grease fighting power of dish detergent does better than laundry detergent.  

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13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why doesn’t this happen in the dishwasher?

It does if you put Dawn in the dish washer.  I did that once upon a time.

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I have washed quite a few loads of laundry with dish soap. It works fine. Obviously inferior to actual laundry detergent but in a pinch it's a decent alternative.

I've never put dish detergent in the washing machine, however.

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Not my wife, but has been married twice.
Hanging out at my mom's today. She asks if I want to ride with her to pickup something from Craigslist and grab food. Sure, I have nothing else going on.
"Okay! Let's go!"
We're currently sitting in her car waiting for the seller to text her the address. 

You just wanted to bang her didn’t you

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Wife once again FB shared a blatant piece of political bullshit about how an N95 mask was issued to a "Christopher Harrington with "CV19" patent ID .  I responded with the truth from easily found sources - by the time I spotted the deletion, her sister, & mom had "SMH'd" the post & 7 other women had all liked or angry faced the post (here it is 0305 hrs as I post this on Shag²).

So I re-posted it just a few minutes ago AND reported it as "Fake News".  2nd Time I've "FN" reported her posts.

Additionally, the author (person she got it from), I tracked down easily via that OP (through the phone app... easily done) & posted the same info AND reported her post as FN.  That person has since deleted my comment & then a few moments later blocked me from her page, so I doubt she has actually removed her post due to the facts.

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