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9 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

If there was not an offer then it is a Tom Herman screw up. If the offer was not for more money than it still points to a Tom Herman screw up. He has shown to be very good coach. Get him.

What a simple world you live in, Dan. 

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16 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

What a simple world you live in, Dan. 

That is the beauty of my world. I get to blame Herman instead of trying to rationalize away why Tom did not get the Okam hire done.

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53 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

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53 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

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At Austin Bergstrom now. Duane Akina outside Annie’s cafe and Bar. Gate 29. Has Stanford hat on, all flights over there going back to San Fran. 9.95 please

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1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

At Austin Bergstrom now. Duane Akina outside Annie’s cafe and Bar. Gate 29. Has Stanford hat on, all flights over there going back to San Fran. 9.95 please

Picture or it didn't happen

Edit to add: Doesn't Akina's family live here? Dead period ends tonight...this is nothing. Nothing to see here

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not that we really trust heavy breathing mike here, but he seems to think McGuire is gone. Possibility that Okam isn't retained goes up if McGuire leaves too, correct?

 

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1 minute ago, Mason Ramsey said:

not that we really trust heavy breathing mike here, but he seems to think McGuire is gone. Possibility that Okam isn't retained goes up if McGuire leaves too, correct?

 

Aaaaaand, there it is...Roach is very likely listening to Lightning Crashes or some shit by the Goo Goo Dolls while trying to cut himself with a plastic knife, weeping in a closet. 

That being said, wasn't Baylor sites floating McGuire as DC?

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Mike Roach actually just made a pretty good point regarding Joey M staying on staff at Baylor - if you were Aranda would you want to keep the guy all the players wanted as HC on staff?

If McGuire is gone at Baylor we might still have a chance with Okam. 

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5 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Are you sure? Looks like Junior Soprano.

Yea I knew I’d get grief for the pic. It’s 1000% Akina though. Stanford hat and gap front teeth gave it away when I walked by. Did a double take and walked by a second time.

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Mike Roach actually just made a pretty good point regarding Joey M staying on staff at Baylor - if you were Aranda would you want to keep the guy all the players wanted as HC on staff?

You retain him and then make him cut his son before the first spring practice. If he obeys, then you know he'll be loyal on the battlefield.

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2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Herman fucking up Okams interview would be too on brand

to be fair, if you think he is a dead man walking why would you leave Baylor today when you can use Texas to get a raise there, maybe add the entire DL to your title if McGuire moves up or on and then come back next year when Herman is gone? it is a win-win.

plus if Baylor sucks this year, you blame it on a new staff/scheme change if Snow leaves or losing a ton of dudes to the NFL.

 

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4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

McGuire to TE coach and Okam DT and wrap this up?  Nahh, we aren't that lucky.

That would be just too perfect.

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

And stop trying to tell us to go get Clint Hurtt or Bo Davis. That is some weak, tired ass and unoriginal shit. 

the Clint Hurtt stuff makes me laugh totally and completely. His coaching stops in college are Miami, FIU and Louisville...then he went to the NFL (amazing what a show cause penalty does!) and has been there since 2014. 

the *only* reason Clint Hurtt was ever considering Texas was because of whatever relationship he had with Charlie Strong.

 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Says who? Baylor pays through the nose for coaches.

*to clarify, I'm pretty annoyed. He seemed like the perfect hire for that spot.

people seem to think they are cheap or something. paid $7.5m for Rhule but sure - they are going cheap on assistant pool!

oh come on arrested development GIF 

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43 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Aaaaaand, there it is...Roach is very likely listening to Lightning Crashes or some shit by the Goo Goo Dolls while trying to cut himself with a plastic knife, weeping in a closet. 

That being said, wasn't Baylor sites floating McGuire as DC?

"b-b-but don't they know he's a CORCH???" *open sobbing*

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18 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Checking his phone, just outside the ladies' bathroom?  Dude, that's not Akina, that's Burt. Cleve Bryant, the OG freak nasty.

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39 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Yea I knew I’d get grief for the pic. It’s 1000% Akina though. Stanford hat and gap front teeth gave it away when I walked by. Did a double take and walked by a second time.

You didn't tap into his phone, read texts and listen in?

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4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Your mom’s tight end had an opening that I slid right into.

That doesn’t make sense. 

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Mike Roach actually just made a pretty good point regarding Joey M staying on staff at Baylor - if you were Aranda would you want to keep the guy all the players wanted as HC on staff?

If McGuire is gone at Baylor we might still have a chance with Okam. 

Hahahahahaha, you crazy, Hiphopopotamos, you crazy. 

I assume that the interaction with Herman was on such a bizarre level for Okam that he walked away thinking he'd rather die impoverished and of starvation than work for that lunatic. Hope you're right though.

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3 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

oh god no... an Anwar tweet

 

So he's an analyst candidate at Nebraska and he's a TE coach at Texas. We're getting outranked in interest by fucking Nebraska. 

The gap between hiring Sean fucking Snyder and hiring Joey McGuire is wider than all offsides, South Austin's mom, and the two neurons rolling around inside of Harvdog's thick skull, combined. This is a grand canyon chasm between one guy's capabilities and the next. Motherfucking fuck. 

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13 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Did someone say tight end?

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Holy shit, I would absolutely blast before I could even make it inside her.

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18 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Did someone say tight end?

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Tom could snort some coke off that ass 

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