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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/04/19 in Posts

  1. Goddammit you stupid cunts stop quoting tjhooker.
    14 points
  2. This tweet has been liked by: Hudson Card's mom Chad Lindberg's mom Logan Parr's mom Jake Majors' mom Zach Evans' brother and... Oscar Giles
    14 points
  3. Parker also knows the best way to spell Hook 'Em!
    13 points
  4. Herb Hand is basically the home run hire at OL coach that we all thought/hoped Joe Wickline would be.
    12 points
  5. First off, Russians have already been indicted. Second, there are Russians on that list you stupid shit.
    10 points
  6. We need to vote for a new mascot now that Kate has aids.
    9 points
  7. I’m sorry but that was so bush league to do that to their bus.
    9 points
  8. Giles is Txbigeasy. Turns out graphic design was his passion all along.
    8 points
  9. Of course his hands are completely obscured...
    8 points
  10. These appeared in the house this weekend. Me- WTF Wife- You can make a grill cheese in the toaster Me- Does that mean you're no longer vegan? Wife- THE LOOK
    8 points
  11. This is BRILLIANT. It is scary how quick AI is learning. Draw something here, and the page’s AI will try to correct it for you based on what it predicts you drew. Superb. And scary… http://seoi.net/penint/
    7 points
  12. Remember the days when we had like 5 scholarship linemen?
    7 points
  13. Got back last night from a week-long trip to Colorado skiing. We drove. I pack the car. I also unpack the car. Luggage, skis, boots, gear, etc. Skis and poles go in the roof box. This time so did the boots. She assists with the unload. Her: Why did you put the boots in the roof box? They were in my boot bag. Me: I pulled them out so I could flatten the boot bags. Easier to see out the back with the rear-view mirror. H: They were in the bag though. M: Yes. Yes they were: H: I didn't want them up there. M: What difference does it make? It's storage space for shit we don't need in the car. They were up there on the ride up too. H: I wanted them in the bag. Especially on the ride up because I don't like putting on cold boots. You could have put the bag to the side. M: The boots had all night to get to room temperature, so that's not a good reason. Tell you what, next time you can load the gear. So she doesn't like my tone. And because she's irritated, instead of setting my skis down on the concrete driveway like they should, she decides to de-tune the edges by setting the tips down and sliding them across the driveway until she puts the tails down. I know her and she didn't do it on purpose out of spite - more likely she's frosted about the boot thing and not paying attention. M: The fuck you do that for? H: ???? M: I could hear the edges grinding on the driveway (someone may accurately point out that edges on the tips should be de-tuned anyway, but it shouldn't be with the driveway method, so that's not the point). H: They're fine. M: You'd have a conniption if I did that to your gear. Help me get the roof box off please. The roof box is light, but bulky. Helps to have two people. I slide the front of the box off the rack towards her to grab. I have the back and am ready to lift. M: Ready? H: . . . . . . . . . M: Ok? H: . . . . . . M: It's customary to have a verbal acknowledgment if you are asked if you are ready or not. Ready? Yes or no? H. Maybe.
    6 points
  14. Remember that time they charged Al Capone with tax evasion? I bet you libtards didn’t realize that that proves NO organized crime or murder.
    6 points
  15. I may have to withdrawl my earlier argument that her chief of staff is underpaid.
    6 points
  16. Tyler is replacing Hudson. Texas is losing 7 OL in the next 2 years and will only have The 2018 class of RS Jr.'s, Tyler is technically a part of this class now if he RS's this season. The 2019 class where you had Johnson and 2 projects. The current 2020 class where you have 3 strong prospects committed and working on 2-3 more. There is plenty of room to take 5-6 in both the 2020 and 2021 classes.
    6 points
  17. And the whole thing would be all about Rick Barnes.
    6 points
  18. If you heated that Salmon in an office (communal) microwave, I hope it gives you the squirts.
    6 points
  19. THose CB picks from aggy aren't meant to be accurate. They are meant to create fake "momentum".
    6 points
  20. Fong just said Kimber's top 3 is Alabama, ND, and Texas. Seems all the aggy CB's are useless.
    6 points
  21. Sean Hannity is that little screeching fucking gremlin sycophant thingy on President Jabba's lap.
    5 points
  22. I legitimately/continuously forget that I used to snow shoe/climb escarpments/howl across the tranquil waters of the Königsee. It slipped my mind that I was once considered The Yodel King. But yesterday by chance I came across the last jodeln I performed. It was years ago (I had already quit yodelling by then) when I did a yodel on the Bavarian variety show Lustige Musikanten. I figured I'd share it here.
    5 points
  23. OG is cool. We have chatted a couple times. He likes my work. He is a really good coach!
    5 points
  24. I'm torn. Fuck that merger. Also, fuck Trump. I've got the solution: Guillotine Trump and the executive boards of Time Warner and AT&T. Everyone wins.
    5 points
  25. College football teams have lots of black guys on them. He's not going to break out the good shit for them.
    5 points
  26. Broken ankles and jockstraps on the field
    5 points
  27. jesus fucking christ, would the two of you shut the fuck up
    5 points
  28. Gallindo doesn't call the game so much as he assaults the viewer with empty observations.
    5 points
  29. Some Americans won't inoculate against measles, how do you expect them to protect themselves from political propaganda?
    5 points
  30. No, it is an indictment of you. I'm talking about you and your general attitude towards people. You're a piece of shit, and you treat people who invest passively in the stock market the same way as you treat people in crypto markets. You know, the people with money in 401ks or IRAs. "Plebs," as you call them. You will gleefully leave them holding the bag as well. All you care about is manipulating value momentarily so that you can steal from actual producers. You offer absolutely nothing to society. It is why you are terrified of AOC. What would you even do in a true socialist economy?
    5 points
  31. Leftover jambalaya. Crisped it up in the pan with bacon fat and mixed in a couple of eggs.
    5 points
  32. Naming generations is fucking stupid and always has been. Then everyone acts like it's their team in the generation wars, which is entirely created by the stupidity of naming them in the first place. The entire conversation is dumb.
    5 points
  33. "I don't give blowjobs, so stop asking."
    5 points
  34. KKK on the same team? Advantage aggy.
    5 points
  35. Some people just never come home from the war.
    4 points
  36. Your mom's toaster slot can hold way more.
    4 points
  37. Someone dug up video of Kirk Herbstreit's first-ever appearance on ESPN; during the Texas vs. Hawai'i game in 1995. Featuring a freshman Ricky Williams crushing the Rainbow Warriors.
    4 points
  38. Dutiful evangelicals should contemplate Trump's suffering over the course of this Lenten season. Walk with Trump. Feel his persecution by very bad and corrupt people. Then on Ass Wednesday, smear feces on your forehead that the world may know you follow Lord Shithead.
    4 points
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