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  1. I went to the shooting range yesterday and when I came home my neighbor was loading a bunch of bottled water into his garage. There was this surreal moment when we locked eyes while he was carrying his water and I was carrying my rifle. He realized he just bought my family a shit ton of water.
    30 points
  2. Sars was 2002/2003. It ended in 2004 with the last transmission. H5N1 "Avian or Bird flu" first appeared in 1996 or 1997 and transmissions outside China began in 2003 H1N1 or "Swine flu" first reported transition to humans was April 2009. It's extremely rare in humans and doesn't transmit easily from human to human. Middle east respiratory syndrome is a type of beta Coronavirus that was found in September 2012 Zika was first isolated as a virus in 1947 Ebola has been around forever. It had an outbreak a couple of years ago in Africa and made big headlines here because the two Dallas nurses, one of them I know, got it from a man who just arrived from Africa. I can assure you it wasn't fake, and I don't remember anyone in the media politicising it then. If there was it was small isolated accounts. This strain if Coronavirus is already way more prevalent than any of those diseases and has spread farther faster than any of them did in the first months. Frankly, idiots believing little graphs and charts they get off social media is a big part of the reason we got into this mess of political shit in the first place. Stop propagating false garbage.
    13 points
  3. Maybe the 19 year old male identified as a 50 year old woman? Ever think of that?
    12 points
  4. No one ever told him being President meant you may have to go through shit like this. He thought you could just show up, play golf, shake some hands, make "deals", etc. He truly thought being President is the easiest job in the world, and to this point, for him, it's been that. Every fucking crisis of this Presidency has been of his own doing. He's been fortunate in that regard. And now, something's happening, and there's not one single fucking thing he can do to stop it. It's non partisan, invisible, and isn't something created by the Democrats or can get dismissed by the Senate. And after 3+ years of just riffing and lying on a daily basis, he and his administration are caught, literally, with their pants down (especially Pence).
    12 points
  5. 9 points
  6. A Baltimore cruise? Whaddya do, cruise around the Back River fishing for crabs with a used condom and a piece of string?
    9 points
  7. Tank continues to think he can fit in a cat bed.
    8 points
  8. Let me preface this with the fact that I've been married 16 years and I have three kids, so sex can be anything from wild monkey sex to a 5 min quickie. Depends on the situation and available time. My wife does a good job of keeping things fresh, but sometimes it's more of a pressure relief than a drawn-out event. Last week, Aunt Flo was in town, so my wife offered up a BJ. I gladly accepted. Just before beginning, she said, "do you think your mom still gives your dad head?" I'm usually not one to let things distract me, but I gotta admit, this got into my head. I powered through, though. Just took some serious mind shifting.
    8 points
  9. We're at Lake Tahoe to ski. I used to live here and have been here dozens of times. The water out of the tap is awesome. Tastes great as it's water that's melted snow filtered through rocks. Kids are going to bed and want some water. Wife: Can you go to the store and get some bottled water? Me: the tapwater is great here, drink from the tap. Wife: Isn't it dirty? We're close to the lake. Me: WTF does being near the lake have to do with tapwater? Boys drank tapwater and somehow survived and are still alive today. Wife doesn't ski so she dropped us off at Gondola on California side. We are staying on the Nevada side and are about 500 yards from the Stagecoach lift. I called her to come pick me up at the stagecoach lift. You would have thought I was asking her to pick me up on the moon. me: "It's 500 yards from the condo. go out the parking lot, the street is one way, it will take you around a corner and there is a ski lift and a lodge I am at the lodge her: So the same place I dropped you off? me: no, It's 500 yards from the condo. go out the parking lot, the street is one way, it will take you around a corner and there is a ski lift and a lodge I am at the lodge. We passed it on the way out of the neighborhood this morning. her: what? me: I'll text you my location and the address of it. So now she has the address, she has my location on find my friend, and I texted her my exact lat and long. 5 minutes later I'm frantically waving my arms at her as she drives by the lodge at 40 miles an hour.
    8 points
  10. Love my view. Horns game with my son Sent from my SM-G930P using Tapatalk
    7 points
  11. I guess tinder's ok. Just don't take boys camping and show them how to use grinder. That's what bankrupted the Boy Scouts.
    7 points
  12. Siap. First hand account from someone with cv from the cruise ship. https://m.stamfordadvocate.com/opinion/article/I-have-the-coronavirus-So-far-it-isn-t-that-bad-15093664.php
    7 points
  13. Got after it with old girlfriend the second we got in the door. Pulling of clothes, grabbing, groping, tugging and pulling. She was all ready to rock after a black tie shindig and some champagne. We just couldn’t get after it fast enough. As I’m thrusting into her I notice her toes are curling up and as I de-thrust I notice her toes uncurl. After 2-3 minutes of this action, she says “deadshank, take my panty hose off, would you?”
    6 points
  14. Canada - 15 cases Mexico - 2 cases Which border to close? Tis a mystery.
    6 points
  15. 6 points
  16. Will you Cloak Room fucks go discuss this in the fucking political thread you already have. jfc p.s. while you’re at it take this Somnio dude with you.
    6 points
  17. Fly out ends it! Texas out hit 4-2 but 1-0 on the scoreboard. 4th top 15 win of the week Great game by Shea! 4 hits, 1 walk, 6 K and NO RUNS! And no errors!
    5 points
  18. We offered Andrew Mukuba today.
    5 points
  19. Lmao we are never getting rid of this dude.
    5 points
  20. Rocket's back living that cone-free life, at least till it's time to operate on the next hip. He's recovering really well, considering he had part of his femur removed. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    5 points
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  22. 5 points
  23. Newy coming in and telling us he was right in retrospect 9 months before NSD is exactly the kind of quality content we all needed on this fine Saturday.
    5 points
  24. Three or four years ago, she had to go to the doc to get some skin removed for biopsy. Local anesthetic. I was completely slammed that day at work. The night before, I asked if she wanted me to go with her. “It’s no big deal. I understand if you are busy.” I passed, but told her to call me and I’d come get her if she felt she needed it. Guess what just came up tonight in February of 20 fucking 20?
    5 points
  25. Nobody spreads the flu for a week or two without symptoms, nor do 10-20% take up hospital beds for a couple of weeks, all the while requiring their medical caregivers to be fully suited up head to toe in PPE.
    5 points
  26. Purchased my first mechanical watch, a Sinn 104. My Tissot PR50 served me well for 12 years, but it was time for an upgrade. So far keeping great time, only a few seconds off per day. This thread was a great resource looking for something I liked, thanks for all the posts.
    5 points
  27. Better use of his skill set. Last year he broke up quite a few passes that looked like sure completions.
    5 points
  28. One of the biggest embarrassments of my life is admitting that for about 3 months I read Jesus Shuttlesworth as something other than fiction.
    4 points
  29. [Her]: Yea, that does smell like chlorof.........
    4 points
  30. grilled swordfish w/ a mediterranean salsa - side of pesto pasta - side of broccolini
    4 points
  31. You see if you’re making 17 million dollars a year you’re making a lot of money
    4 points
  32. Why would I answer a poll from a fuckwad who swore he'd perma-ban himself years ago if someone proved him a liar? Is there a No Derka answer?
    4 points
  33. Very nice! I feel like it's new gear day today. Got the 52 AV telecaster back from the music store dude, who put the Custom Shop '51 Nocaster pickups in it. Sounds like what I always wanted it to sound like. So the backstory is that it's a 2016 Wildwood Thin Skin 52 American Vintage telecaster. I got this one because I wanted the 9.5" radius fretboard. It's a beauty, although the skin is thinner on the back and the nitro on the neck can get sticky (took a bit of sandpaper and guitar polish to it early on). But the thing that I found pretty curious was the fact that these guitars were spec'd with Custom shop twisted tele pickups. They're nice, but they always seemed not right for the guitar and not very tele like at all. The bridge pickup was really hot and the neck pickup was very strat like. Just not what I wanted. That 64 AV I posted above is a twangy/chimey tele if I ever have heard one. Well, the Nocaster pickups were just the ticket. The bridge pickup is a little tamer, but still has a good deal of 50s bite to it (more mid than chime). The neck pickup is way mellower than the twisted tele, but still sings, especially if I play directly over it. Very well balanced and I finally feel like I have the guitar I was after when I bought the 52. Now, I just need to take some Finesse it Car polish to the neck and board to get them moving a bit better. This is why I sometimes hesitate to get a new guitar. I know the solution is to let this thing live outside the case for a while so the nitro can do whatever curing it has left to do. But it's so dad-gummed pretty (and kids, dogs, etc). Obligatory repost of the day I got it in late 2017.
    4 points
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