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  1. Since when is making fun of anti-vaxxers political? I thought that was just standard making fun of stupid people, which is what we do here. It's kind of the whole basis of this thread.
    39 points
  2. You look at Oklahoma over there and it's just all about the tradition of no matter what time of the day it is, OU still sucks.
    34 points
  3. 25 points
  4. Debated where to put this and whether to post it at all - I've haven't been around much because, well, assholes gonna asshole, but this is too good not to share and chances are a few of you may know this guy. Austin Compounding Pharmacy has been preparing two controlled substance prescriptions for me on a monthly basis for about 18 months. During Covid I had them delivered because I was spending my lockdown in cancer treatment (BTH out of it, second time, FU cancer). So anyway three out of the first four months I had the prescriptions delivered they "forgot" to put one in the bag. This freaked me out because no way was the doctor going to replace the script. I always called and they would say "Oh, yeah, sorry, we forgot to put one of the prescriptions in the bag". We'll send it out tomorrow. Well, I figured the odds of that happening so regularly was pretty close to 0% so I figured someone was trying to steal the drugs. So I started picking them up. Then began a series of months where one of the scripts was randomly not ready when promised. Whenever that would happen I'd just pick up the one and have them delivery the other. They always waived the delivery fee. Not that it was a lot and I didn't want to be a Karen but my medical bills are high enough and I sure as hell wasn't interested in repeatedly paying for someone else's mistake. Fast forward to last month, I went to pick up my prescriptions, made the mistake of not checking, and of course when I got home 20 minutes later there was only one prescription in the bag. I called back and the same lady who had told me they were both ready tried to tell me some bullshit story about the needing to call the doctor about the second prescription and he didn't call back until I had already picked up the first, which was total crap because I had just left 20 minutes before. I asked her to please deliver the second prescription. Two days later I called back to check the status and got some kid who said he had one script ready for pickup. I said no, it needs to be delivered because it wasn't ready when promised. He snapped back that he was only reading what was on the screen and that he'd take care of it, then slammed the phone down in my ear. OK fine, whatever. The next day I got the prescription with a delivery charge. I called to get the fee removed and I get put on hold. Their hold advertising was pimping Ivermectin. And Zinc and Vitamin C to prevent Covid. And all sorts of other shit they said you should come get if you tested positive and didn't want to call your doctor. None of that sat well with me. Next thing I know the owner (who didn't identify himself, I just knew his voice) got on the phone and just started bitching. He was tired, he was overworked, he was stressed, and was I really calling to bother him about a delivery charge? Last straw. I told him to do whatever the hell he wanted with his delivery charge, that I was switching pharmacies and he should be ashamed at himself for shilling Ivermectin. Then I hung up. The owner called me back and left me a voicemail telling me I was fired (you can't fire me, I quit), that he wasn't going to take my shit about Ivermectin, and that I should just piss off. I'm now going to Tarrytown Pharmacy. They are much nicer, much more proactive, and I even got my third Covid shot when I was there this month. Anyway, don't got to Austin Compounding Pharmacy. TLDR: Austin Compounding Pharmacy may have been trying to steal my drugs Austin Compounding Pharmacy is totally incompetent Austin Compounding Pharmacy pushes Ivermectin Austin Compounding Pharmacy's owner is a psycho who called and left me an expletive-laden voicemail.
    25 points
  5. Let he who hasn't abandoned his grandkids in the next door dining room to finger bang a big head blond college girl, cast the first stone.
    23 points
  6. They were out trying to help make sure late arriving Mississippi State fans could find the stadium
    21 points
  7. just in time? Pretty sure his return was one of the signs and wonders foretelling the great aggy meltdown And I looked, and behold 6 figs: and his name that sat on him was Toilet Smurf, and Melt followed with him. - Aggilations 6:8
    16 points
  8. Pornhub still works so it's not time to panic.
    15 points
  9. as long as urban wasnt caught on film wearing a mask or encouraging people to get the vaccine, his wife probably won't care.
    15 points
  10. Once upon an evening drearyI watched our team look weak and weary.Then came a grackle from a distant shoreLanding on the Kyle Field floorHe stood there stoic, as if nappingSometimes crapping, crapping on the Kyle Field floor."Tis some visitor" I muttered, "crapping on the Kyle Field floor.Only this and nothing more."Ah, distinctly I rememberTwo whole months before DecemberThe crystal trophy we adoreBeyond our grasp forevermore.Quoth the grackle, "Nevermore."Eagerly, I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrowFrom the playbook surcease of sorrow-something we could use to scoreAnd renew hope for the trophy we adoreAbsent here forevermore.Quoth the grackle, "Nevermore."Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating there no longer.We were only down a score. Only this and nothing more.But then Calzada was cast upon the end zone floorAnd hopes were dashed forevermore.Quoth the grackle, "Nevermore."And the grackle, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sittingOn the pallid crust of Kyle Field floor;And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,And the stadium light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floorShall be lifted nevermore! Thanks to texags poster.
    14 points
  11. 14 points
  12. Anytime you have a five star prospect visit for a game two consecutive weeks, you have to believe things are going well. Well, with five star Cypress Park linebacker Harold Perkins, things are going just fine between him and the Texas Longhorns. I caught up with Perkins last week following a blowout victory over Cypress Lakes to get the latest on his recruitment and to see where thing stood following the Texas visits. “They played Rice,” Perkins said about why he wanted to return to Austin for a second consecutive week. “I knew Texas Tech was their conference opener and I wanted to get back and see what they were about.” Perkins was impressed with the Texas faithful and their attendance for the Rice game. “That game was packed for a Rice game. I got there late so I didn’t really get the full day experience and stuff like that. So I was like ‘I’m going to go back’ and I left the day before.” Perkins said the reason for being late the previous week was a delay in his high school game that caused his schedule to back up a little bit preventing him from getting to Austin to see kickoff. Regardless, it spurred enough momentum in his mind to make the return trip back and get the full experience. “When I went back a second time, the time was raw,” Perkins said. As for the Texas Tech game, Perkins told me he really enjoyed his time and seeing the Texas team blowout their opponent on the field was a great sign as well. Perkins mentioned having fans at the game ask him for pictures, something that really surprised him. “I feel like I got more than I expected,” Perkins said. “I didn’t know people knew who I was. People were asking to take pictures and I was like ‘I guess if you want to.'” It is a full on press from the Texas staff. Led by Jeff Banks, several other Texas staffers are personally involved in this recruitment as well. Perkins mentioned Head Coach Steve Sarkisian, Director of Recruiting Brandon Harris and Senior Offensive Analyst Cordae Hankton as the most active members of the Texas staff that he hears from. Said Sark texted him prior to the kickoff of his game on Thursday night. As for Banks, Perkins said he and the Texas special teams coach talk every other day for the most part. “I like Banks,” Perkins said. “He is real down to earth. He’s not like a stuck up coach. I like his spirit, I feel like he has a young spirt to him.” Perkins was in Baton Rouge this weekend to watch LSU who fell to Auburn at home. Interestingly enough, Texas A&M was anticipating an appearance from Perkins this past weekend, and the trip to LSU ruffled some feathers from the Aggie camp. As for future visits, Perkins said he had flirted with Florida for a little but opted against making a trip out there. Oregon is getting involved and it appears that Perkins has enough interest in the nation’s No. 8 team to possibly OV out there later this season. Nothing is set in stone, but it is worth watching for the time being. Perkins mentioned Kelvin Banks and Cam Williams as Texas guys committed to Oregon that had caught his attention. As I mentioned last week, Perkins is taking things day by day and a final school list could come at anytime. A commitment date is firm to the Under Armour All American game and I don’t see him wavering from that timeline. I do think Texas is sitting within striking distance. A win this weekend and a rise in the rankings to following will go a long way here. If official word comes out about Texas joining the SEC for the 2022 season, I would expect a commitment to Texas from Perkins. Until then, it is a waiting game.
    14 points
  13. Lulz, he pauses thinking the crowd is going to cheer for the Starkville insult but you can just feel the crowd thinking that it hits a little close to home
    14 points
  14. Holy shit! I didn't know Thujone's drawing was an actual person.
    13 points
  15. can you imagine a world with no smartphone social media?
    12 points
  16. The producers said they only worked that deal out to get Derka's hopes up. They plan on having even less soccer content next season.
    12 points
  17. You remembering the Kansas game with crystal clarity is just so on brand.
    12 points
  18. FUCK BARRY SWITZER FUCK BRIAN BOSWORTH FUCK QUENTIN GRIFFIN FUCK BILLY SIMS FUCK BOB STOOPS FUCK LINCOLN RILEY FUCK CADE GUNDY FUCK JOSH HEUPEL FUCK ROY WILLIAMS FUCK DUSTY DVORCEK FUCK TEDDY LEHMAN FUCK KYLER MURRAY FUCK JASON WHITE FUCK SPENCER RATTLER FUCK ROCKY CALMUS FUCK BAKER MAYFIELD FUCK SAM BRADFORD FUCK LANDRY JONES FUCK DERRICK STRAIT FUCK TOBY KEITH FUCK THE ENTIRE STATE OF OKLAHOMA FUCK ALL THE LAND THEIVES FINALLY, FUCK THAT MUSICAL TOO.
    12 points
  19. I’ll admit, this is a pretty gotdam brilliant move by Urban. Fingerbang some ho in a Ohio bar on during your bye week and get blasted on the internet. Jags fire you, batshit crazy wife divorces you, and land the USC job. I applaud you, Coach Meyer.
    12 points
  20. Instead of arguing about the size of our nickel, maybe y’all can fucking shoot each other in the face instead.
    10 points
  21. Thanks, but no thanks. I believe in masks and vaccinations.
    10 points
  22. He was fingerbanging himself during the presser....can't get enough...
    10 points
  23. A quote from one of the Twitter threads, “Can a man not get a lap dance from his QB anymore?”
    10 points
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