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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/26/21 in all areas

  1. SIL brought over a new boyfriend, I'm pretty sure he's not all there mentally. Ask him if he wants a beer, tell him I got an IPA from the local brew house. "What's it called" he asks. "V-6" I say. "V-6? Is that because of all the tornadoes you guys have around here?" he asks. Chuckling, "No, that's F-6, but it only goes to F-5, it's called the Fujita.... (realizing this isn't going to matter at this point).....it's V-6." I say. "F6! F6! Hey you guys have you tried this beer yet? It's named after the tornadoes around here!" he yells across the room to everyone and no one. I'm gonna shoot this motherfucker.
    18 points
  2. ITS BEEN 15 MINUTES SINCE HE SAID THIS AND NO COMMIT FUCK THIS CLOWN
    17 points
  3. Sark just admitted personnel changes were made after a lack of effort in the first half. So, #25.
    16 points
  4. Bingo. Nephew got his first buck. 4.5 year old 8 point. Field weight 165 lbs. .270 double-lung and heart shot. Got to track his blood trail 75 yards for the full effect. Skinned, caped, quartered and on the rocks in the box. Off to taxi after breakfast. His old man is ecstatic and my nephew is, as well. A great day!!
    15 points
  5. You know what. I may be drunk and a complete idiot but give me the bowl game. Who cares if it is the rose bowl or the Famous Idaho Potato bowl I will put this shit on and watch it like it’s the national fucking championship. We have limited numbers of these in our lifetimes and I will be the last one to bitch about watching Longhorn football no matter the opponent or location or stakes involved. Give me Southern Alaska in the Toilet Bowl or give me death!
    14 points
  6. What’s the Big 12 gonna do? Kick us out of the league?
    14 points
  7. Sister's cyber boyfriend shows up to make that first impression....in a Cowboys jersey. We're pretty casual on Thanksgiving but that's pretty low rent. Neither he nor my sister realize his 4 year old daughter has dried puke all over the front of her shirt. Nice. He decides his daughter is happy using our sofa as a bouncy toy so he starts slamming Coronas. He then drops the f bomb as I'm offering the dinner toast because the Raiders scored. My sis keeps giving me that manic "isn't he nice" look. He hasn't engaged in any conversation other than to throw out the fact he thinks Princes Di was assassinated and that 9/11 was an inside job. Bravo, sis.
    12 points
  8. Just spoke to a guy I’ve known since kindergarten that’s close with Dewberry’s family, and he confirmed that as of Monday, Texas is still very much in that race. Said the young man absolutely loves the staff. Doesn’t sound like he’s made a decision yet. In any case, the $9.95er smoke is legit in this situation.
    11 points
  9. Not seeing Foster play another down at Texas will be the best result of the season.
    11 points
  10. I’m not saying UT will turn around this 10-12 year run but if that happens RoJo will be the catalyst. Regardless he is a great Longhorn.
    11 points
  11. Going and taking the kids. Time for some life lessons*. *watch dad drink bloody mary's starting at 9:30 AM and yell at the coaches for a few hours.
    11 points
  12. Roschon basically willed this team to a win. Need more Port Arthur and Orange bred kids from the 409.
    10 points
  13. Amazing when the heartless players were taken out, the defense played with some passion. Hook’em
    10 points
  14. So, I showed up with a 18 lb turkey, and a glazed ham which set me back a little over $100 bucks. The entirety of the items brought by the rest of the Maypear Mafia may not have cost $50 in total. There was a bag salad, a bottle of Thousand Island dressing, one pack of King’s Hawaiian rolls, 2 store bought desserts, what appeared to be stovetop stuffing, and Kraft Mac and cheese. Larry brought a bottle of Smirnoff for the pot luck, and Gary has been pouring it into his sweet tea and telling everyone that is how you make Long Island teas. The Gay cousin and his partner brought fucking quiche….you can’t make this shit up.
    10 points
  15. I need a flowchart for this sentence.
    9 points
  16. Switches positions. Loyal. Fights harder than most I’ve seen in 30 years. That man will NFL, if he chooses. I’m proud he’s a Longhorn.
    9 points
  17. Defense played well. Roschon was a beast. Yeah the season sucked but enjoy a win because we don’t get a lot of those lately.
    9 points
  18. Like many or most universities, there is definitely a liberal presence on campus. And it tends to be visible. And sometimes on the more ridiculous end of liberalism. For many students, that winds up reinforcing the conservatism they were raised with, rather than "turning them into liberals." I remained conservative for a good 20+ years after graduating. But had become increasingly uncomfortable with the social conservatism that, in my mind, has little to do with governing and little place in government. And it also was becoming apparent that many of the core conservative policies were failing the country as badly as the liberal policies that I was against. And, they were not doing a thing to be fiscally conservative or to actually reduce the reach of government in people's daily affairs. Obamacare was bad for me. My last firm dissolved and I chose essentially to become self-employed rather than join another firm. That put me on a COBRA for 18 months. Well, Obamacare was more expensive than COBRA and I still wound up paying most of my medical expenses up to $7-8000. It sucked and I hated it. But I knew something had to be done about healthcare. When the Republicans voted umpteen times to repeal Obamacare, with absolutely nothing to take its place, I realized they weren't politicking in good faith anymore. That began to rip the fabric of my conservatism. Trump and the subsequent debasement absolutely tore it wide open. Conservative ideas and philosophies are useless if they aren't deployed in anything resembling good faith.
    9 points
  19. Update on this. I went for COVID kid duty. After we finished our plates, I said “well, I know it’s not what you imagined but I hope Thanksgiving was good.” ”It was GREAT!” ”Really? But you’ve been stuck here?” ”You brought me food, I have this whole room and bathroom to myself, and you and mom gave me unlimited iPad time.” ”……” Anyway, now I’m gonna try to go get COVID.
    8 points
  20. Hopefully this doesn’t mean he is going to Michigan state as well
    8 points
  21. this is a very important point that i think a lot of people need to understand. he doesn't think he is lying. he's not doing this on purpose. he's been misled, and fooled, and his brain is stuck in trumpland. it's part of the reason why it took him so long to answer the goddamn "was the election stolen?" question. i happen to think that he didn't allow himself to see it. i mean, he saw it, but he knew the answer and skipped right over it because his brain is broken because of trump. you see the same shit with bravo, but he's a bad actor, and very close to being a troll. ag with kids is not a bad actor. he is a fool, yes, but he genuinely thinks he is right and his mind will not allow him any semblance of critical thought. it's fucked up, but that's what i think is happening here.
    8 points
  22. 8 points
  23. 8 points
  24. Real treat hunt this morning. I shot my uncle's Franchi o/u that he left to me on his passing this year. It was just brought to me yesterday and couldn't wait to get it out. I won't be taking it on many duck hunts but will make an excellent dove gun.
    8 points
  25. Woke up with a hankering for a Reuben. Got the goods from central market. Reuben is the king of sandwiches.
    8 points
  26. Morally that was murder. Jesus would not approve. Seriously, he had no reason to shoot someone once the gun was secure and distance between the two were created. Dude is a murderer. Legally who the fuck knows. Dad was definitely dumb as fuck for escalating a situation where the other person was armed. Call the cops, video crazy dude with gun, call CPS, and then have your lawyer take it to court.
    8 points
  27. Yet you would vote for Trump a third time. A man who thinks your cousin was a sucker and loser
    8 points
  28. Sister just left with cyber boyfriend and his daughter that my wife and I (with no parental experience) entertained for the entire 2nd half and OT of the Cowboys game. Her dad ignore her. I put her on my shoulders for pony rides around the backyard. Showed her the power of the remote control for the LED patio lights. She was a giggling, happy girl. He bitched about the officiating, play calling, execution, etc. A minute after the Raiders won they were out the door. I asked Mrs GOTJ what she thought of him and her response was "I hope she moves on to her next mistake before the 4rh of July. "
    8 points
  29. Hello off season posting, you cold fickle son of a bitch.
    7 points
  30. I did good things today.
    7 points
  31. If Winfield decommit seals the deal on replacing Coleman, then I consider it a Win-Win
    7 points
  32. Send the lazy ass, no heart, no pride, freeloading tourists packing. If you wanna get in the portal, then get in the motherfucker.
    7 points
  33. Bevo left his mark on San Jacinto indicating we are going in the right direction. It’s an omen I tell you.
    7 points
  34. RoJo is a good example of why this team gets my support despite the win loss record. Just great heart and effort to almost carry the damn team to a win. That is worth celebrating.
    7 points
  35. My son is at the game. I just texted and asked if anyone was going to storm the field. He hasn't replied so I assume they are busy storming the field.
    7 points
  36. Losing Jacoby Jones those 5 games hurt this defense a TON. He hustles his ass off, plays with a motor and disrupts plays.
    7 points
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