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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/03/26 in Posts

  1. If we don’t get the Michigan Guard that I just found out about 7 mins ago I’m going to kill myself. For real this time.
  2. Accelerates the ruin of this sport? Listen I agree that I don’t want to overspend but let’s pump the brakes on waxing nostalgic about the sport that had a rotation of Alabama, Georgia, Clemson and Ohio state winning the national title every year with an OCCASIONAL blip by LSU or a sign stealing Michigan. While Texas sat on its balls. I’ll take this iteration which doesn’t include basic indentured servitude, thanks.
  3. So, ... Who was the Alabama WR coach during that time, you ask ? And what is he doing now? (Btw, I was chuckling until I realized we didn't do much better ... our record was salvaged by Worthy (and Mitchell, if you include him). But at east we don't have Coleman and Marion as our OC ... ).
  4. Trying to catch up in this thread where a quarter of the posts are from the same idiot is brutal
  5. Somehow an unauthorized war and kidnapping a foreign head of state is more impeachable than selling pardons for millions. What the fuck are we doing? This Congress is made up of the weakest losers in all of history
  6. So, just so we're clear on your logical consistencies: Supplying weapons and funding to a sovereign nation who was invaded unprovoked by a country with a heavily vested interest in destabilizing the United States without putting any U.S. boots on the ground = bad Using the entire weight of the United States military to force a regime change to a country that poses no direct threat to the U.S. under the guise of stopping "narcoterrorism" to greatly enrich our oil interests = good Pathetic, dude.
  7. I have to say, getting two guys that played together at Michigan might go a long ass way to remedying whatever the fuck it is Flood has been doing at OL. Hopefully they actually had the false starts coached out of them and we won’t have to hear idiots making excuses about an OL needing to “gel” and “learn to play together” through six games of the fucking season.
  8. Man….the stuff in the next round of Epstein documents must be TERRIBLE.
  9. They are phrasing it pretty definitely that he’s coming back.
  10. Nakos The expectation is that Rutgers CB Bo Mascoe will visit Texas on Monday, sources tell On3.
  11. It won’t. Contrary to typical US propaganda horseshit, sovereign nations always end up worse off when we pull off coups like this. You have to remember, this is only half of the process. The other half is the successful installment of a puppet dictator whose sole concern is the pleasure of US investors, which by definition means the population is always worse off. Edit: and that second act is coming. Do not for a moment assume the Trump regime has finished its work in Venezuela
  12. Kind of crazy, we can go invade another country to kidnap their president and put him on trial - BUT - it would be the gReAtEsT iNjUsTiCe to have an American president stand trial for his crimes? Jack Smith's recent congressional testimony is infuriating, especially compounded with all the Epstein files fuckery and child sex trafficking out of Mara Lago
  13. I fear this is going to tarnish the legitimacy of the Fifa Peace prize
  14. There’s a better than absurd chance that Orangebloods is being fed purposely misleading information.
  15. Backtracking on a feature story within hours is a great look, Stew. And Livingstone has certainly completed his heel turn by giving that clown an interview to run that story.
  16. Stewart Mandel is a moron who doesn’t know a fucking thing about Texas football
  17. No, you spastic monumental fuck up, I am not bleeding all over about Maduro. He's out of power and unable to continue with his illegal and immoral oppression of his people. I'm ok with that. But the manner in which it was done is wrong. I am refusing to back another illegal, immoral, stupid excuse to send young American men and women to die and be maimed while killing and maiming Venezuelans so that oil companies and American oligarchs can make money. Money which you and I will never see and will bring us no benefit whatsoever. Two wrongs don't make a right, dumbfuck. I wish that I had understood this in time to not back sending you to Iraq, also for illegal and immoral reasons.
  18. I am so tired of this imperial shit man. All this shit about right wing populism America first bringing back isolationism was just more bullshit. More lies. And all the supposed peace people like Tulsi don't give a shit. More grifters and bullshitters. Trump never ceases to disappoint me, no matter how low my opinion of him is. It is truly amazing.
  19. Fascinating how folks dive into the weeds, while the neon signs blink these messages: turnip is risking some of our son’s and daughter’s lives towards his goal of lining his own pockets, and, once again, Republicans are taking this country into costly hostilities, after cutting taxes for the rich, thus exploding the deficit, towards the goal of dismantling the safety net, because deficit. And that screws all our sons and daughters. Fuck the shiteaters.
  20. I didn’t read any of this. It’s all made up and guesswork. No one inside the AD talks to that bloated piece of shit.
  21. maduro's second amendment defense is going to be wild
  22. Lol bit late for that buddy, should have let us know in 2020
  23. So, almost all the fentanyl comes from China and Mexico. And most of the cocaine comes from Colombia and other places. And Venezuela has the largest oil reserve in the world. But this is about drugs. Is that right?
  24. This is great news! For us
  25. Bobby: Michigan all-conference offensive lineman Andrew Sprague has entered the transfer portal. Sprague entered with a no-contact tag. Texas is expected to be a real player in this recruitment.
  26. 16 points
    It always bugged me that Sonny Crockett was an All-American football player at Florida, and then became an undercover vice cop in Miami. Like if Colt McCoy had left school and became an undercover cop in Houston. "Hey man, got any drugs?" "You are Colt McCoy. Can I have your autograph?" "Nah man, that's not me." "Yes it is. You are Colt McCoy."
  27. Florida WR Tre Wilson visiting A&M leading to this delicious nugget
  28. It’s very possible this erodes the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
  29. This administration could not handle something as simple as giving a ton of old equipment we haven’t used in years to Ukraine, equipment we are literally spending money to store in the high desert or warehouses, and that we will never use again. This administration could not handle something as simple as knowing when they are getting played by Putin, even though the evidence is literally and publicly coming out of the mouths of Putin’s people, who openly mock Trump. This administration campaigned on releasing the files of a child trafficking sex ring and the AG claimed she had the files ready to go back in February and now we find out they don’t know what they have and that they changed their mind’s repeatedly over the last six months about whether to protect pedophiles. This same administration changed their minds repeatedly in just a few days about whether we were killing survivors from those boat strikes because they couldn’t get their story straight But the very same people that don’t understand right from wrong in Ukraine and who don’t know they are getting publicly played by Putin while everybody else knows, who can’t release files that were promised to be released almost a year ago, is going to suddenly get their shit together when it comes to regime change for a nation of 28 million people?
  30. MAGA President: Builds private army to round up immigrants; invades neighboring countries for their resources. MAGA Voters: “Stop calling us Nazis!”
  31. Diverting attention away from the Epstein files. Fuck this mother fucker.
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