January 10, 20232 yr 28 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Well, just cool off Ojo. This isn’t doing your BP any good. Arguing in the heat of the moment won’t solve anything. I'm getting better, but I'm a slow learner. The Lexapro helps. The bitch of it is, the less I GAF about shit like this, the more my wife accuses me of "not being present" and "not caring." *sigh*
January 10, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, eljinca said: Good text received with no context yesterday: "They emailed about going back in February" 6 texts later I finally got that her office has determined that they will now require 1 day per week in person work. Only 6? That's how you humble brag.
January 10, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, eljinca said: Good text received with no context yesterday: "They emailed about going back in February" 6 texts later I finally got that her office has determined that they will now require 1 day per week in person work. This is my life in a nutshell. Random text/comment. No background. No clue wtf she is talking about. That's my clue to head to the garage and grab a beer.
January 10, 20232 yr Plus insistence that she has provided ample context previously. "You know the random comment I made a week ago Thursday when we were driving across town to see my sister.....that's what this is about"
January 10, 20232 yr We were at our cabin for Christmas, and I had driven my F150. My wife insisted on going to town with one of my daughters for some after-Christmas shopping. They get home after dark, and I see her maneuvering back and forth in the driveway. I go outside to help because I was afraid she would hit someone else’s car. By the time I got out there, she - with my daughter as navigator - only had one tire on the concrete. It’s not as flat as it appears in this pic, but if she had continued backing up, she would’ve been down in the creek. As it turns out, she had unilaterally decided to drive my daughter to the airport for her early morning flight and didn’t want to back out of the driveway in the dark. I told her to pull onto flat ground and let me park the truck. Zoom in for tire tracks as well as snow tracks: Who the fuck has concrete at a “cabin”
January 10, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, eljinca said: Good text received with no context yesterday: "They emailed about going back in February" 6 texts later I finally got that her office has determined that they will now require 1 day per week in person work. Wow they really like to live on the edge
January 10, 20232 yr 21 hours ago, TrashMaster G said: Dude, that should have been parlayed into some super freaky bedroom time with the new lingerie. Lol right, you do remember the wort "undefeated" Don't you?
January 10, 20232 yr On 1/10/2023 at 1:29 PM, luke duke said: Who the fuck has concrete at a “cabin” Some people call it a lodge. Edited January 12, 20232 yr by ImissWallyPryor
January 10, 20232 yr On 1/7/2023 at 11:49 PM, Sbbruin said: Is,it common in Texas to heat your house with electricity? Natural gas furnaces have to heat 98% of houses here. not 98%. in 2020, the number was 72% (source https://www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.php?id=52999#:~:text=Homes in California predominantly use,%2C and 73% for cooking ) and heat pumps are growing in popularity every day, and are almost mandatory for new construction under Title 24. See https://www.energy.ca.gov/sites/default/files/2021-08/CEC_2022_EnergyCodeUpdateSummary_ADA.pdf
January 11, 20232 yr On 1/8/2023 at 2:53 PM, tejas60 said: me: where's your car fob? her: in my purse. got damnit. Let’s just assume, for the rest of our lives, that I don’t at all times know where your fucking purse is.
January 11, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Frank The Tank said: Let’s just assume, for the rest of our lives, that I don’t at all times know where your fucking purse is. 50-50 odds it’s in her car
January 11, 20232 yr This is a top play in the Wives Playbook For Life. Last week I take the jeep out for a drive on Monday. Jeep needed gas so I stop and fill up. We hardly drive the jeep unless kids are split practices or I’m just running to the store. To my knowledge jeep hadn’t been taken anywhere except one practice. I get in Sunday afternoon to head to another practice. LOW FUEL. Not 40 miles to E or whatever the dash will say when it’s low. LOW FUEL.
January 11, 20232 yr But she thinks you're really thoughtful for filling the tank up, so you have that going for you.
January 11, 20232 yr She paraphrased the text after I asked her what she sent. I didn't see it. She offered to show it to me, but I was too pissed off at that point and told her I didn't want to see it. So I don't actually know if she sent the shitty part of the text or not. Either way, if she sent it or just told me she did, she done wrong.I agree that she fucked up either way, but in one scenario you just have an issue with the wife. In the other scenario, you have an issue with the wife AND the neighbor.
January 11, 20232 yr This is a top play in the Wives Playbook For Life. Last week I take the jeep out for a drive on Monday. Jeep needed gas so I stop and fill up. We hardly drive the jeep unless kids are split practices or I’m just running to the store. To my knowledge jeep hadn’t been taken anywhere except one practice. I get in Sunday afternoon to head to another practice. LOW FUEL. Not 40 miles to E or whatever the dash will say when it’s low. LOW FUEL. You never drive it but it's out of gas. Hmm. Where could she be going in a vehicle she doesn't normally drive?
January 11, 20232 yr This is a top play in the Wives Playbook For Life. Last week I take the jeep out for a drive on Monday. Jeep needed gas so I stop and fill up. We hardly drive the jeep unless kids are split practices or I’m just running to the store. To my knowledge jeep hadn’t been taken anywhere except one practice. I get in Sunday afternoon to head to another practice. LOW FUEL. Not 40 miles to E or whatever the dash will say when it’s low. LOW FUEL. We bought a Tahoe a year ago. The myChevrolet app works wonders for this. Oh would you look at that, 22% or 75 mi remaining. Looks like I get to go to the gas station today
January 11, 20232 yr Popular Post You never drive it but it's out of gas. Hmm. Where could she be going in a vehicle she doesn't normally drive? Apparently her car ran out of gas mid week and she used the jeep for running kids around town. Then when Jeep was on E she filled hers up and not mine.
January 11, 20232 yr Apparently her car ran out of gas mid week and she used the jeep for running kids around town. Then when Jeep was on E she filled hers up and not mine.Outstanding
January 11, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Fudbelty said: Apparently her car ran out of gas mid week and she used the jeep for running kids around town. Then when Jeep was on E she filled hers up and not mine. Sounds like shit my siblings and I would do to my dad when we were home from college.
January 11, 20232 yr We bought a Tahoe a year ago. The myChevrolet app works wonders for this. Oh would you look at that, 22% or 75 mi remaining. Looks like I get to go to the gas station todayUpdate from 30 min ago as she drives by a gas station after dropping daughter off at school
January 11, 20232 yr I drove my wife's company car yesterday and it was empty per usual. I filled it up without telling her. Today she noticed and acted like she had found $100. But that is not what this thread is about. If any of you idiots have not gotten a tile or something like it for your wife's keys, all of the wasted time and oxygen spent looking for them is on you. They keys find the phone and the phone finds the keys. Now she can lose both and you are still screwed but most of the time you can find one or the other.
January 11, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, huge said: I drove my wife's company car yesterday and it was empty per usual. I filled it up without telling her. Today she noticed and acted like she had found $100. But that is not what this thread is about. If any of you idiots have not gotten a tile or something like it for your wife's keys, all of the wasted time and oxygen spent looking for them is on you. They keys find the phone and the phone finds the keys. Now she can lose both and you are still screwed but most of the time you can find one or the other. I bought my wife one and she lost it. True story. 6 hours ago, Modessit said: On 1/10/2023 at 9:32 AM, Ojo Rojo said: She paraphrased the text after I asked her what she sent. I didn't see it. She offered to show it to me, but I was too pissed off at that point and told her I didn't want to see it. So I don't actually know if she sent the shitty part of the text or not. Either way, if she sent it or just told me she did, she done wrong. I agree that she fucked up either way, but in one scenario you just have an issue with the wife. In the other scenario, you have an issue with the wife AND the neighbor. Yeah, but I'm not trying to get any pussy from the neighbor dad.
January 11, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, huge said: If any of you idiots have not gotten a tile or something like it for your wife's keys, all of the wasted time and oxygen spent looking for them is on you. Does it take a battery? Because I guarantee that the battery is dead.
January 11, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Does it take a battery? Because I guarantee that the battery is dead. You can replace the battery. That is one of my primary functions in our house. Battery guy.
January 11, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: Update from 30 min ago as she drives by a gas station after dropping daughter off at school I left this part of life behind by transitioning to an EV for me and a PHEV with 35 miles of electric range for her. I just plug hers in to the home charger every night before bed.
January 11, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, huge said: You can replace the battery. That is one of my primary functions in our house. Battery guy. Huh. Me too. And roach-killer guy.
January 11, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said: Yeah, but I'm not trying to get any pussy from the neighbor dad. Not with that attitude you're not.
January 11, 20232 yr Popular Post This morning my wife asked me if a Ziploc sandwich baggie can hold two pieces of bread or just one.
January 11, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, SuperSport said: This morning my wife asked me if a Ziploc sandwich baggie can hold two pieces of bread or just one.
January 11, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, SuperSport said: This morning my wife asked me if a Ziploc sandwich baggie can hold two pieces of bread or just one. She’s right though. Some of those fuckers get thinner by the year. Sandwich bags, not wives.
January 12, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, SuperSport said: This morning my wife asked me if a Ziploc sandwich baggie can hold two pieces of bread or just one. I tell you, some of you guys must be married to the hottest, horniest women on the planet. Edited January 12, 20232 yr by SHOOTER12
January 12, 20232 yr Apparently her car ran out of gas mid week and she used the jeep for running kids around town. Then when Jeep was on E she filled hers up and not mine.I come home today and the jeep was gone again. So I text her. “Holy shit. I’m calling the cops!”“Why what happened?”“Someone stole the jeep out of the garage!”“Oh lol. My car needed gas and I didn’t have time”We get in her car and it’s literally down to 0 miles. They really should give you a 50 mile warning.
January 12, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Fudbelty said: I come home today and the jeep was gone again. So I text her. “Holy shit. I’m calling the cops!” “Why what happened?” “Someone stole the jeep out of the garage!” “Oh lol. My car needed gas and I didn’t have time” We get in her car and it’s literally down to 0 miles. They really should give you a 50 mile warning. Yeah good idea
January 12, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, Fudbelty said: We get in her car and it’s literally down to 0 miles. They really should give you a 50 mile warning. Whatta y'all have, a Model T?
January 12, 20232 yr Well fuckers you jinxed me and it finally happened. Wife was in too much of a hurry this morning and didn’t wait for the garage door to fully raise up before backing out. She hit the door and knocked it off it’s tracks.
January 12, 20232 yr 12 hours ago, Fudbelty said: I come home today and the jeep was gone again. So I text her. “Holy shit. I’m calling the cops!” “Why what happened?” “Someone stole the jeep out of the garage!” “Oh lol. My car needed gas and I didn’t have time” We get in her car and it’s literally down to 0 miles. They really should give you a 50 mile warning. 1950s & 60s VW Beetles had a lever switch to the right of the gas pedal. If the car stalled and the gauge read empty, just flip the lever with your foot and you had one “reserve” gallon in the tank good for 30 more miles.
January 12, 20232 yr 38 minutes ago, txhorns said: Well fuckers you jinxed me and it finally happened. Wife was in too much of a hurry this morning and didn’t wait for the garage door to fully raise up before backing out. She hit the door and knocked it off it’s tracks. Did that myself once - with my wife & grandson looking on in amazement/horror.
January 12, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, txhorns said: Well fuckers you jinxed me and it finally happened. Wife was in too much of a hurry this morning and didn’t wait for the garage door to fully raise up before backing out. She hit the door and knocked it off it’s tracks. Welcome to the team kid.
January 12, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, txhorns said: Well fuckers you jinxed me and it finally happened. Wife was in too much of a hurry this morning and didn’t wait for the garage door to fully raise up before backing out. She hit the door and knocked it off it’s tracks. Has she hit the front wall pulling in too far and blame you for it yet?
January 12, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, txhorns said: Well fuckers you jinxed me and it finally happened. Wife was in too much of a hurry this morning and didn’t wait for the garage door to fully raise up before backing out. She hit the door and knocked it off it’s tracks. *its
January 12, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Pokoloco said: Has she hit the front wall pulling in too far and blame you for it yet? Glad mine can't, she'd probably push the garage fridge into the guest bathroom.
January 12, 20232 yr 29 minutes ago, Pokoloco said: Has she hit the front wall pulling in too far and blame you for it yet? Thankfully no. This is her first issue with a vehicle. I’m sure mor are to come.
January 12, 20232 yr Whatta y'all have, a Model T?I’m just saying the digital reading for miles to E (most) all vehicles have now. Hers goes from like 35 to 0 and she always likes to take it to there. Also where she left the Jeep. Maybe I’m the weird one who starts getting nervous when the gauge hits 1/4 or less than 100 miles digitally.
January 12, 20232 yr 50 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: Glad mine can't, she'd probably push the garage fridge into the guest bathroom. Boy did you ever just jinx yourself....
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