April 24, 20232 yr 8 hours ago, Celery Man said: W: *turns it on, it goes wrrrrrrrr* W: “see? the sink isn’t emptying and normally it goes WRaBAbaBAbAbABaBA” CM: “yeah it looks like there are strawberries stuck in the flange” *pokes with knife* Garbage disposal:”WRaBAbaBAbAbABaBA” I want this in an audiobook.
April 24, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, Celery Man said: W: *turns it on, it goes wrrrrrrrr* W: “see? the sink isn’t emptying and normally it goes WRaBAbaBAbAbABaBA” CM: “yeah it looks like there are strawberries stuck in the flange” *pokes with knife* Garbage disposal:”WRaBAbaBAbAbABaBA” I initially read that in Boomhauer's voice, but ended up with something different:
April 24, 20232 yr Those freaking Stanley cups are menaces. Mrs. NNM takes hers everywhere. The stupid handle on it blocks out the whole console. No way there’s room for my normal size simple plastic water bottle or to-go cup of coffee. Those are THE new suburban Mom water cups. It’s ridiculous. They do nothing new and they all have them.
April 24, 20232 yr Popular Post 18 hours ago, nnm said: Those freaking Stanley cups are menaces. Mrs. NNM takes hers everywhere. The stupid handle on it blocks out the whole console. No way there’s room for my normal size simple plastic water bottle or to-go cup of coffee.
April 24, 20232 yr 19 hours ago, nnm said: Those freaking Stanley cups are menaces. Mrs. NNM takes hers everywhere. The stupid handle on it blocks out the whole console. No way there’s room for my normal size simple plastic water bottle or to-go cup of coffee. The base doesn't even fit in the car cupholders, so that why we need the smaller cups too, for on the go... 16 hours ago, KaiserSoze said: It sounds like you're both idiots, so more power to your coupling and saving others from your idiocy. Rude.
April 27, 20232 yr Popular Post GF tunes to Netflix to some Whitney Houston show. She says "Whitney Houston...she was married to Ike Turner, right?"
April 27, 20232 yr Those freaking Stanley cups are menaces. Mrs. NNM takes hers everywhere. The stupid handle on it blocks out the whole console. No way there’s room for my normal size simple plastic water bottle or to-go cup of coffee. Lol. Mine has talked about getting a second cup in the past but thankfully she’s forgotten about getting one whenever she’s at target. Probably would be a good excuse to clear out the 4 other bottles we don’t use to make room for a second Stanley tho [emoji848]
April 27, 20232 yr On 4/23/2023 at 6:50 PM, nnm said: Those freaking Stanley cups are menaces. Mrs. NNM takes hers everywhere. The stupid handle on it blocks out the whole console. No way there’s room for my normal size simple plastic water bottle or to-go cup of coffee. I wish my wife had a Stanley Cup. Damn.
April 27, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: Probably would be a good excuse to clear out the 4 other bottles we don’t use to make room for a second Stanley tho
April 27, 20232 yr 9 hours ago, Gil Bang said: GF tunes to Netflix to some Whitney Houston show. She says "Whitney Houston...she was married to Ike Turner, right?" Weird way to brag that you have a 20something year old GF
April 27, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, Gil Bang said: GF tunes to Netflix to some Whitney Houston show. She says "Whitney Houston...she was married to Ike Turner, right?" "No, that was Rhianna. Whitney was married to Chris Brown."
April 27, 20232 yr During dinner last night, I picked up my phone to check an email I got from my boss. My wife snipped "Checking your phone during dinner? Can't you ever leave it alone?" This comes form the woman who gets on FB as soon as we clear the table to play those stupid FB games until 11 every night, while she streams reruns of that god awful show "Drop Dead Diva" and demands no interruptions. And some of the episodes she watched last week. All I can say is "sorry to interrupt your stories grandma".
April 27, 20232 yr Something new. Whenever my wife comes in to a room to talk to me or axe me something, if I’m on my phone I put it down so I can pretend to pay attention. It’s 50/50 if it’s face up or down, I just lay it aside because, manners. Last night she flips out and wants to know why I’m always hiding my phone whenever she comes around and what am I trying to hide? Which surprisingly, is nothing.
April 27, 20232 yr 29 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said: Something new. Whenever my wife comes in to a room to talk to me or axe me something, if I’m on my phone I put it down so I can pretend to pay attention. It’s 50/50 if it’s face up or down, I just lay it aside because, manners. Last night she flips out and wants to know why I’m always hiding my phone whenever she comes around and what am I trying to hide? Which surprisingly, is nothing. That does seem suspicious.
April 27, 20232 yr My wife doesn't enjoy sex (she says). She has orgasms, but says they don't feel good. She has major body image issues that go way back. She doesn't like the things that I like, sexually. So I said to her last night, "You should do X with me so at least one of us can be happy. You are going to be unhappy either way." She said, "That's the same thing as a husband telling his wife they cannot afford a LV purse and the wife goes and buys it anyway and tells him that at least one of them is happy." Not. The. Same. Thing.
April 27, 20232 yr Popular Post My wife doesn't enjoy sex (she says). She has orgasms, but says they don't feel good. She has major body image issues that go way back. She doesn't like the things that I like, sexually. So I said to her last night, "You should do X with me so at least one of us can be happy. You are going to be unhappy either way." She said, "That's the same thing as a husband telling his wife they cannot afford a LV purse and the wife goes and buys it anyway and tells him that at least one of them is happy." Not. The. Same. Thing.Maybe don’t ask for the pegging right off the bat.
April 27, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said: My wife doesn't enjoy sex (she says). She has orgasms, but says they don't feel good. She has major body image issues that go way back. She doesn't like the things that I like, sexually. So I said to her last night, "You should do X with me so at least one of us can be happy. You are going to be unhappy either way." She said, "That's the same thing as a husband telling his wife they cannot afford a LV purse and the wife goes and buys it anyway and tells him that at least one of them is happy." Not. The. Same. Thing. Damn. That sucks, man.
April 27, 20232 yr Popular Post 42 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said: My wife doesn't enjoy sex (she says). She has orgasms, but says they don't feel good. She has major body image issues that go way back. She doesn't like the things that I like, sexually. So I said to her last night, "You should do X with me so at least one of us can be happy. You are going to be unhappy either way." She said, "That's the same thing as a husband telling his wife they cannot afford a LV purse and the wife goes and buys it anyway and tells him that at least one of them is happy." Not. The. Same. Thing. YOU NEED MARRIAGE COUNSELING Holy fuck dude, that's no way to live. Trust me, I've been there. My (ex) wife went from a firecracker in the sack to a depressed woman that never wanted sex. It's a miserable way to live. Edited April 27, 20232 yr by Gil Bang
April 27, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said: She has orgasms, but says they don't feel good. Narrator: she doesn’t have orgasms
April 27, 20232 yr That does suck. Surely she wouldn’t mind you getting it somewhere else then, right?I mean, you can’t get a dog and then not feed it just because you don’t feel like it or enjoy it. Also, just to tweak you married guys, woke up to a text from the GF this morning that simply said “I’m sorry for being crabby last night.” I realize that if she ever becomes more than a GF I’ll never see anything like that again. But for now I just felt the need to gloat.
April 27, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said: My wife doesn't enjoy sex (she says). She has orgasms, but says they don't feel good. She has major body image issues that go way back. She doesn't like the things that I like, sexually. So I said to her last night, "You should do X with me so at least one of us can be happy. You are going to be unhappy either way." She said, "That's the same thing as a husband telling his wife they cannot afford a LV purse and the wife goes and buys it anyway and tells him that at least one of them is happy." Not. The. Same. Thing. Have you offered her a LV purse if she does X with you?
April 27, 20232 yr So no idea your specific circumstances @Ojo Rojo but mine had some serious early menopause issues. Weight gain, moods, and loss interest in sex. She got some hormone therapy, and while THAT has been it's own adventure I can tell you it definitely rekindled her libido.
April 27, 20232 yr 23 minutes ago, tbone_ said: Surely she wouldn’t mind you getting it somewhere else then, right? Literally fuck around and find out.
April 27, 20232 yr 24 minutes ago, tbone_ said: That does suck. Surely she wouldn’t mind you getting it somewhere else then, right? This. I'm not becoming a monk for anyone.
April 27, 20232 yr Popular Post 4 minutes ago, mooseoutfront said: This. I'm not becoming a monk for anyone. Your options seem... limited.
April 27, 20232 yr Popular Post 3 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said: My wife doesn't enjoy sex (she says). She has orgasms, but says they don't feel good. She has major body image issues that go way back. She doesn't like the things that I like, sexually. So I said to her last night, "You should do X with me so at least one of us can be happy. You are going to be unhappy either way." She said, "That's the same thing as a husband telling his wife they cannot afford a LV purse and the wife goes and buys it anyway and tells him that at least one of them is happy." Not. The. Same. Thing. Tell her that it is okay you all don't share the same desires. To remedy this she will let you have sex with other women, and you will let other men buy her LV purses. Win-Win!
April 27, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, ABSR said: Tell her that it is okay you all don't share the same desires. To remedy this she will let you have sex with other women, and you will let other men buy her LV purses. Win-Win!
April 27, 20232 yr 35 minutes ago, ABSR said: Tell her that it is okay you all don't share the same desires. To remedy this she will let you have sex with other women, and you will let other men buy her LV purses. Win-Win! If I ever need a negotiator I'm hiring you.
April 27, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: *Rihanna I'm not the least bit bothered by not knowing how to spell her name. 🤷♂️ 3 hours ago, Gil Bang said: YOU NEED MARRIAGE COUNSELING Holy fuck dude, that's no way to live. Trust me, I've been there. My (ex) wife went from a firecracker in the sack to a depressed woman that never wanted sex. It's a miserable way to live. Been there. Got divorvced. Having sex now. Sex is better than no sex. Would you like to subscribe to my newsletter?
April 27, 20232 yr Popular Post 5 hours ago, GoPokes83 said: Something new. Whenever my wife comes in to a room to talk to me or axe me something, if I’m on my phone I put it down so I can pretend to pay attention. It’s 50/50 if it’s face up or down, I just lay it aside because, manners. Last night she flips out and wants to know why I’m always hiding my phone whenever she comes around and what am I trying to hide? Which surprisingly, is nothing. Look at Mr. Big Time over here. Wife enters the same room before asking him a question.
April 27, 20232 yr Look at Mr. Big Time over here. Wife enters the same room before asking him a question. No shit. Mine just yells unintelligibly from across the house.
April 27, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: Look at Mr. Big Time over here. Wife enters the same room before asking him a question. Ah yes, the shouting of questions from downstairs that I don't care about Edited April 27, 20232 yr by Cheeseweasel
April 27, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said: No shit. Mine just yells unintelligibly from across the house. Start a policy of only responding to questions asked from within the same room. Let her know it's the new policy. Sleep on the couch tonight. Profit.
April 27, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said: No shit. Mine just yells unintelligibly from across the house. I've learned if you just reply "what" enough times, they'll quit asking questions.
April 27, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said: No shit. Mine just yells unintelligibly from across the house. Just yell something unintelligible back at her, then she'll come into the same room just to yell at you for yelling at her across the house
April 27, 20232 yr 21 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Just yell something unintelligible back at her, then she'll come into the same room just to yell at you for yelling at her across the house
April 27, 20232 yr 25 minutes ago, Crapinon said: I've learned if you just reply "what" enough times, they'll quit asking questions.
April 27, 20232 yr Actually the imported summertime talent is off the charts. Lots of 18 to 20 somethings come up here for seasonal work and an adventure. Being local has it’s advantages this time of year.
April 27, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, mooseoutfront said: This. I'm not becoming a monk for anyone. 3 hours ago, Ten Bears said: Your options seem... limited.
April 28, 20232 yr 14 hours ago, mooseoutfront said: Actually the imported summertime talent is off the charts. Lots of 18 to 20 somethings come up here for seasonal work and an adventure. Being local has it’s advantages this time of year.
April 28, 20232 yr 22 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said: Narrator: she doesn’t have orgasms 22 hours ago, tbone_ said: That does suck. Surely she wouldn’t mind you getting it somewhere else then, right? I mean, you can’t get a dog and then not feed it just because you don’t feel like it or enjoy it. Also, just to tweak you married guys, woke up to a text from the GF this morning that simply said “I’m sorry for being crabby last night.” I realize that if she ever becomes more than a GF I’ll never see anything like that again. But for now I just felt the need to gloat. She did recently tell me that she would be okay if I sought sexual gratification elsewhere. Me:
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