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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That kid is so fucking massive.

You weren't kidding.  Bonus - kid has no soul so you know he has no issues with trying to snatch defensive lineman's.

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16 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You weren't kidding.  Bonus - kid has no soul so you know he has no issues with trying to snatch defensive lineman's.

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Wtf is going on in that pic, Did they take his picture after a fight with ten guys who tried to strangle him and ripped his shirt?

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Shit…

7 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Did they take his picture after a fight with ten guys who tried to strangle him and ripped his shit?

Does this look like a man who just got ass raped?

On 11/24/2021 at 4:59 PM, Hookem2147 said:

Johntay Cook quote in an interview with IT:

"The trip to A&M was live. I had never been to a game at Kyle Field and it was loud as hell," said Cook. "But here is the difference between Texas and Texas A&M. Right now Texas has the scheme but not the players, A&M has the players but not the scheme. I mean A&M is running like the Wishbone offense, it's cool and all but if Jimbo opened it up that would be serious.

WTF ITS THAT SIMPLE!!!!! Why doesn’t Stewart think like this 

2 hours ago, D3zii said:

WTF ITS THAT SIMPLE!!!!! Why doesn’t Stewart think like this 

He does. He’s going to pocket the money in year 1 and then transfer

5 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Wtf is going on in that pic, Did they take his picture after a fight with ten guys who tried to strangle him and ripped his shirt?

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6 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Wtf is going on in that pic, Did they take his picture after a fight with ten guys who tried to strangle him and ripped his shirt?

Definitely a pic after an o-line camp 1-v-1 drills... those defensive guys go savage

6 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Wtf is going on in that pic, Did they take his picture after a fight with ten guys who tried to strangle him and ripped his shirt?

That should be a Tuesday for the guys we want. 

6 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Wtf is going on in that pic, Did they take his picture after a fight with ten guys who tried to strangle him and ripped his shirt?

You mean after having to fight off ten grown women trying to climb up red-headed baby brock lesner

5 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Can't decide if he's in the mold of Aidan Hutchinson, or if he's one of those "add 1 loss for a white defensive starter" guys. Hopefully he's the next Brian Robison.

He's got a chance to be really really good.

Hi Dalton Brooks.

Also I must regretfully agree with Roach, in that outfit Sark looks like a guy with opinions about Taylor ham and capicola.

 

This one hits close to home. KF grad here, pretty sure the last UT offer thrown out to a KF player was Tony Jeffery.

His tape is fun to watch. He’s long and athletic, looks like they moved him all over the field.

3 hours ago, Don Hornleone said:

Well at least this settles when the coaches think we're changing conferences. Seems like they're telling 2023 recruits they'll never play a Big 12 season.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

4 hours ago, Don Hornleone said:

This one hits close to home. KF grad here, pretty sure the last UT offer thrown out to a KF player was Tony Jeffery.

His tape is fun to watch. He’s long and athletic, looks like they moved him all over the field.

The premier SEC Texas school giving him his first SEC offer.   Am I doing this right aggy ?

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3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

So if we land Ewers does Ruben come back regardless of Manning?

when he sees Bijan go absolute ape shit because teams cannot afford to stack the box anymore... yes

On 12/3/2021 at 10:41 AM, Don Hornleone said:

This one hits close to home. KF grad here, pretty sure the last UT offer thrown out to a KF player was Tony Jeffery.

His tape is fun to watch. He’s long and athletic, looks like they moved him all over the field.

Luicci's recent tweets make a lot more sense now. He's been on a coke binge since the morning of the 3rd, 1st SEC offer has to eat him up.

 

Anthony Hill added to the Saturday visitor list.  Full list, from Horns 247.

 

OV

WR Savion Red - Grand Prairie

CB Xavion Brice - Arlington Seguin

 

UOV

CB Jaylon Guilbeau - Port Arthur Memorial

K Will Stone - Austin Regents

QB Quinn Ewers - Ohio State by way of Southlake

WR Brenen Thompson - Spearman

CB Jamel Johnson - Arlington Seguin

OL Cole Hutson - Frisco

EDGE Derrick Brown - Texarkana Texas High

2023 WR Johntay Cook - DeSoto (maybe)

2023 TE Lafayette Kaiuway - Arlington Sam Houston

2023 LB Anthony Hill - Denton Ryan

 

 

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Anthony Hill added to the Saturday visitor list.  Full list, from Horns 247.

 

OV

WR Savion Red - Grand Prairie

CB Xavion Brice - Arlington Seguin

 

UOV

CB Jaylon Guilbeau - Port Arthur Memorial

K Will Stone - Austin Regents

QB Quinn Ewers - Ohio State by way of Southlake

WR Brenen Thompson - Spearman

CB Jamel Johnson - Arlington Seguin

OL Cole Hutson - Frisco

EDGE Derrick Brown - Texarkana Texas High

2023 WR Johntay Cook - DeSoto (maybe)

2023 TE Lafayette Kaiuway - Arlington Sam Houston

2023 LB Anthony Hill - Denton Ryan

 

 

Isn't Hill a long shot? 

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Isn't Hill a long shot? 

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. 

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Isn't Hill a long shot? 

I thinks Hicks is the Aggy lean and Hill is the one we’re leading for

Since when do we lead for Anthony Hill? That would be news to me

Word on the street is the Black Unicorn will not be at EC next year. Looking at sitting out or playing at a private school with a friend.

13 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Word on the street is the Black Unicorn will not be at EC next year. Looking at sitting out or playing at a private school with a friend.

Lame

6 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Word on the street is the Black Unicorn will not be at EC next year. Looking at sitting out or playing at a private school with a friend.

Oh I think I know what school and friend

6 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Word on the street is the Black Unicorn will not be at EC next year. Looking at sitting out or playing at a private school with a friend.

Maybe he wants to reclassify, go to Ohio State and transfer back to us next year?

On 12/10/2021 at 5:08 AM, T-dog said:

Maybe he wants to reclassify, go to Ohio State and transfer back to us next year?


Using Ohio State as a farm team or feeder school?  I like it.

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