Texas at TCU - 2:30 on FOX: Because what else were you going to do with your Saturday?

[SunUvAbitchMarcos 129]

Orlando, dumbass:  you press corner on that second to last play and rush 4 and see if you can force their dipshit qb to expire the clock.  

Have you let TO know?


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[AUS-97HORN 11644]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

If there’s a way to screw up on defense, we’ll find it. And if there’s isn't, we’ll find a way to screw up on offense. That takes special ability.

you forgot that special ability is covered by our extra special teams

[UTEX_ME 4752]

Tom Herman's "in game prowess" is just as bad as Strong's. 

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

5 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

After watching that shitshow, are we sure that Jake Smith wasn't the Gatorade ZERO Player of the Year?

Careful....@texpete might neg you.

[Sgt Hulk 13617]

dear god,  ill start going to church again and stop making fun of aggy if you please for the love of god give me a competent football team in austin 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

So you plan to ice the kicker on a +50 yarder, but you wait long enough that the kicker gets a warm up kick. 

That's super mensa!

[GreenspointTexas 9545]

Herman is Strong with more talent

 

plain and simple

[futureman 22382]

9 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You are an expert at sucking, no questioning that.

and I like money

[LTtxfan 48823]

Zero points off 2 tcu turnovers, and one other possession that started in TCU territory....

DAMN...

17-13 lead sucks!!!

Edited October 26, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Pato del Muerto 52233]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

if he didn't call it and he made the kick these same guys would be crying  about not using the timeouts to ice the kicker

The way to do it is call it before they can snap it, so he doesn’t get a practice kick.  If you’re going to do it. 

[Augustus 3061]

If you're gonna ice a young kicker on a 50+ yd attempt, do it soon enough not to give him a practice kick.

 

[Horn Dog 9584]

Imagine being such an insecure bitch that you paid money and took several hours of your free time to take a test that’s only purpose is to tell others that you are “smart” and part of a “smart club”.  

[Laga4 1270]

Densa.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Texas, OU, Big 12, Pac 12, USC, Leach's no defense squads and Oregon's cheating ass Nike bunch all suck ass. Oklahoma State will put ISU out of their misery today.   

[dcar00 14002]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

if he didn't call it and he made the kick these same guys would be crying  about not using the timeouts to ice the kicker

if you want to make the guy think about it use the TO earlier.  Don't give the guy a practice kick.  fucking stupid.  he's the back up long distance kicker because he is erratic already.

It was dumb and really the problem is TH not what message board guys think.

[BradInATX 9208]

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Imagine being such an insecure bitch that you paid money and took several hours of your free time to take a test that’s only purpose is to tell others that you are “smart” and part of a “smart club”.  

They use your test scores from when you were a kid. He's still a douche for making it a thing. It's possible he was a genius at one point, several mountains of blow ago.

Edited October 26, 2019 by BradInATX

[Augustus 3061]

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Imagine being such an insecure bitch that you paid money and took several hours of your free time to take a test that’s only purpose is to tell others that you are “smart” and part of a “smart club”.  

That's not what Mensa is about...

....unless you subsequently broadcast that you're in Mensa.

In which case, for you, that's obviously what it's about.

Edited October 26, 2019 by Augustus

[Cap Hooked 68]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

if you want to make the guy think about it use the TO earlier.  Don't give the guy a practice kick.  fucking stupid.  he's the back up long distance kicker because he is erratic already.

It was dumb and really the problem is TH not what message board guys think.

Exactly! It’s not the fact he iced him. He gave him a fucking practice kick

[Dbeasy 14931]

Way too much negativity on this thread given how bad we’ve looked defensively in past weeks and now starting Owens and Estell at safety. That was a decent half for Texas, especially the defense. Just need to keep on keeping on.

[futureman 22382]

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

I qualified for Mensa, twice.

Just let that sink in for a minute.

no, you didn’t.  sorry, pal. 

[AUS-97HORN 11644]

6 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Whats the stat on points given up 2mins before half? Feels like it happens every single game

I just checked,  8  end of half or end of game scores by the other team inside 2 mins this year so far

[Treefidy 1463]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

this guy is fucking charlie strong reincarnated

Coordinator won an MNC under Urban... Check

parlayed that into a HC gig in G5... check

Had a couple good seasons at G5 school...  check

Parlayed that success into HC gig at Texas... check

Brought along almost entire staff despite having the funds to upgrade any/all....  check

has to demote OC in year 2 because of suckage.... check

DC devolves into train wreck.... check

man, I just don't see the similarities leading to your conclusion.   Herman is not as bad a coach as Strong, not by a long shot.   But Strong set the bar so fucking low, that's not saying much   

 

 

[Valmy77 13086]

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Tom Herman's "in game prowess" is just as bad as Strong's. 

So we are kicking off to start the 3rd quarter after all. Damn.

[NAVY 6737]

Time to smoke a bowl 

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The way to do it is call it before they can snap it, so he doesn’t get a practice kick.  If you’re going to do it. 

 

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

If you're gonna ice a young kicker on a 50+ yd attempt, do it soon enough not to give him a practice kick.

 

Don't you guys know that Mensa is smarter than us? Binder says call TO late....

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Way too much negativity on this thread given how bad we’ve looked defensively in past weeks and now starting Owens and Estell at safety. That was a decent half for Texas, especially the defense. Just need to keep on keeping on.

This is like walking into a Mensa convention and complaining about too many fat, unattractive people there.

This is a surly game thread, and it's a close game.

Surly is negative on its best day, when everything's going perfectly.

[elguapo 4577]

Herman needs to hire a playcaller

[Disco Missile 456]

24 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

This is a normal nose piercing, brah

Now that it's half time. What's the point in nose rings, or any other cranial accessories?

- They draw attention. Is your nose/eyebrow/cheek that great?
- They aren't great to touch. I mean. They're metal.
- A lot of pain and discomfort to go through for something that's not worth more than a 'yeah, looks fine'.

Full disclosure: current gf has piercings. She's attached to them (hurr), but I think they're pretty lame. To each their own I guess.

Edited October 26, 2019 by Disco Missile

[Colonel Mustard 325]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I just checked,  8  end of half or end of game scores by the other team inside 2 mins this year so far

FFS

[LTtxfan 48823]

So how many more points do Horns need to score in 2nd half to win today's game??

My guess is at least 21 more points...

[futureman 22382]

Just now, NAVY said:

Time to smoke a bowl 

name does not check out

[TexArcher 37414]

Just now, Augustus said:

Surly is negative on its best day, when everything's going perfectly.

No, fuck you!

[BabaYaga 15190]

What a bunch of grab-ass nonsensical bullshit.   Zero points with the turnovers and field position we’ve had.  What an abortion of a game.  

[taybo20 2812]

I’ll take PJ Fleck

[F250 28623]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

name does not check out

That was a code word for ghey sex.

[dcar00 14002]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

So how many more points do Horns need to score in 2nd half to win today's game??

My guess is at least 21 more points...

I think 34 points total should do it but I can see Cumbie complete bitch stomping Orlando in the 2nd half.

It really sucks that we are so bad this game isn't over already.

[El Squared 1792]

Mentarded.

[Auto Driller 2504]

Final score will be 37 - 34

[lemonandaturd 4285]

I hope we are not the Southwest version of Iowa.  Is mensa a better coach than Ferentz?   

[NAVY 6737]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

name does not check out

Name didn’t check out and now years later name does check out. You feel me? 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I’ll take PJ Fleck

Be interesting to see if they can win out

[Disco Missile 456]

1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

Final score will be 37 - 34

Us or them

[GreenspointTexas 9545]

1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

Final score will be 37 - 34

Neither team will have over 30

[Surly Bevo 24686]

I just got home from a funeral, sounds like it was a better time than watching this first half

[williemackgarza 1826]

I hope we are not the Southwest version of Iowa.  Is mensa a better coach than Ferentz?   

No

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Even our new commercials suck balls

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I just got home from a funeral, sounds like it was a better time than watching this first half

Depends on who died, I guess.

[RPM 26167]

Just now, Disco Missile said:

Us or them

Yes

[NAVY 6737]

Let’s go horns!!

[williemackgarza 1826]

Plain sad. We def arent back, nor anywhere close.
In fact were pretty fuckin far from back