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3 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Ball bearings

 

Blinker fluid.

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2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Excuses are like assholes. Everyone's got one except futureman because he already blew his out

Well, you know... he's gotta be prepared.

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Of course you work out money before "wife approval."

 

"I don't want you to coach again."

"They said $10 million per, no state income tax, and I'm pretty sure they'll do $12 if I ask."

"OK, see you in a few years."

Your scenario sounded like informing rather than seeking sign-off.  Which is more what I would imagine would happen here....

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Of course you work out money before "wife approval."

 

"I don't want you to coach again."

"They said $10 million per, no state income tax, and I'm pretty sure they'll do $12 if I ask."

"OK, see you in a few years."

Your scenario sounded like informing rather than seeking sign-off.  Which is more what I would imagine would happen here....

1 minute ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

This is taking too long.

well it is the season of advent-----patiently waiting in anticipation

13 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.

breaking-bad-Bill-Burr-lying-money-Kuby-

 

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7 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

This is taking too long.

Way too fucking long.  Anybody hear about practice/team meeting today?

8 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

This is taking too long.

It’s not Tuesday 

12 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Of course you work out money before "wife approval."

 

"I don't want you to coach again."

"They said $10 million per, no state income tax, and I'm pretty sure they'll do $12 if I ask."

"OK, see you in a few years."

And if that doesn't work...

"Hey baby, this diamond studded pelaton sure would look nice in your bathroom."

14 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.

Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

*lying

Just now, Poolflood said:

Way too fucking long.  Anybody hear about practice/team meeting today?

Best damn Sunday practice ever!   Smash ball,  video game boxing, yahtzee and working on fake punts for 2 hours. 

On 11/16/2020 at 11:56 PM, CTC2 said:

When all is said and done, I will predict that we will discover that Herman was distracted but it wasn't from tearing up floor tiles.

I hate being right.

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

*lying

Truth, and not important right now.

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19 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Of course you work out money before "wife approval."

 

"I don't want you to coach again."

"They said $10 million per, no state income tax, and I'm pretty sure they'll do $12 if I ask."

"OK, see you in a few years."

"Btw, is your will up to date?"

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

"Btw, is your will up to date?"

It's always great when your wife asks about that and also if the life insurance policy is autopay.

Wonder if USC boards are pissed that they didn't can Helton when they had the chance. 

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

*lying

I appreciate your dedication to being the penultimate guardian of our grammar, future man.

Wonder if USC boards are pissed that they didn't can Helton when they had the chance. 
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Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

1 minute ago, Poolflood said:

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

Randy Marsh GIF by memecandy

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

I must have missed 60 minutes, what on earth are you talking about?

What did Meyer find out? That Herman got his ass fired?
Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

nm
5 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

So, it’s happening?

8 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

Mack/Saban all over again?

1 minute ago, The Dude said:

So, it’s happening?

If that is true then his conference call and presser should be cancelled and we will know that in the morning?  

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Mack/Saban all over again?

Mack still had some BMD's on his side, even after he was forced out. Herman is not in the same situation.

11 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

What movie reference am I missing here

11 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

What's the word on Urban/Herman situation?

11 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

Can someone translate this for us slow ones?

25 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I appreciate your dedication to being the penultimate guardian of our grammar, future man.

Har har, hardy fucking har! Who is the last guardian then Brad? I banged one prostitute during world war 2 and now I’ll never live it down 

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Just now, CTC2 said:

Can someone translate this for us slow ones?

I think he’s trying to say Herman is done and was not allowed to hold meetings to announce to team he’s done?

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

Can someone translate this for us slow ones?

Situation fluid

2 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Mack still had some BMD's on his side, even after he was forced out. Herman is not in the same situation.

I know, this just has all the earmarks of a story we'll be telling ourselves 5 years from now during our next coaching search after Coachy McCoachface flames out about how we almost had Urban Meyer but Herman somehow bought himself time and Meyer backed out.  

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

I think he’s trying to say Herman is done and was not allowed to hold meetings to announce to team he’s done?

That would be pretty shitty if true unless there is some other factor like he told CDC to fuck off. 

23 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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Lol what a smug-ass, bullshit comment.

"Texas takes football so much more seriously than we do."

Basically saying "it's okay if we suck, we don't take it seriously (even though we have one of the most storied cfb programs of all time)"

12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Randy Marsh GIF by memecandy

I’m out of pos rep and most times I just laugh a little bit but this shit right here made me L O L. Perfectly timed haha 

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1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

That would be pretty shitty if true unless there is some other factor like he told CDC to fuck off. 

Wouldn’t put it past Herman to go out like a petulant bitch. Especially if the rumors that he and CDC have an already heated relationship. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Lol what a smug-ass, bullshit comment.

"Texas takes football so much more seriously than we do."

Basically saying "it's okay if we suck, we don't take it seriously (even though we have one of the most storied cfb programs of all time)"

I took that as them lamenting that fact since they didn’t get Urban. 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Wouldn’t put it past Herman to go out like a petulant bitch 

Agreed but he should be given the opportunity to address the team. 

3 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Situation fluid

It's  piss

Tom Herman in front of the Board of Regents earlier today:

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2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I took that as them lamenting that fact since they didn’t get Urban. 

Yeah the context suggests they're lamenting the fact that SC doesn't give a shit and isn't replacing coach potato. It's kinda amusing that they think our people have their shit together. They must have it bad to be looking up at us.

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol what a smug-ass, bullshit comment.

"Texas takes football so much more seriously than we do."

Basically saying "it's okay if we suck, we don't take it seriously (even though we have one of the most storied cfb programs of all time)"

Reading comprehension is really, really hard.

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.

Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

Why are you laying (lying) in bed already?  It's too early. 

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Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Agreed but he should be given the opportunity to address the team. 

In my experiences in the corporate world is once someone is let go and they are deemed hostile then they are usually not allowed in facility or around others without escort and are generally not allowed to talk. 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

In my experiences in the corporate world is once someone is let go and they are deemed hostile then they are usually not allowed in facility or around others without escort and are generally not allowed to talk. 

That’s been my experience too but I’ve never heard of a coach not being allowed to speak to the team.  I believe some have chosen not to. 
 

 Not a huge deal to me but I’d prefer Texas take the high road if possible. 

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