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4 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I'm dumb, I don't get the ulcer in Columbus joke lol.

Think he was alluding to Urban taking Texas job but Urban’s reaction to his question caused him switch to Covid and Michigan which really didn’t make any sense.

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2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He and Shelley have been stressing over the decision

I think that's how UM took it initially. That's why he had that reaction. 

26 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

united flight arrived at the gate 5 mins ago

I'm at the airport and I saw CDC. 

 

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

These are important questions damit!   How many pounds?   Did you crutch?

Answered above but 12ish lbs. never ever ever crutch, paper only

I could have sworn Manny Diaz didn't make it on the plane after BYU in 2013.

I don’t think he made it on the plane before the BYU game in 2013.
4 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Another week of this and I'm fucking dead. TH should've been fired after Iowa State.

JMHO. 

Agree.  But maybe that turns up the urban heat.  I think it may take another week

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11 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

lets hope they dont hire that cocksucker stoops to take his place on set

Who gives a shit who they hire if we get Urban. 

3 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Yes.  I agree with you.  What I am hearing has more to do with what UM saw when he "looked under our hood".  I am also thinking that we don't have the BMD's that we all think we do.  I want them to be wrong.

How long ago did UM not like what he saw under the hood?  There seems to be the idea that he originally said no but may have been persuaded.

11 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Funded by UT Admin, alone???

You really need to shut up because you just look dumber with each post. 

Are you under the impression that Alabama or other schools pay for athletic improvements with university and athletics administrative funds and no booster funds? 

6 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

FIFY --- Manny _iaz (No "D")

If only that was still fresh and clever.

33 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Poor emma.

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Anyone else catch Brando on the Baylor-OU game say something about Stoops auditioning for Urban's current job or something along those lines?

You really need to shut up because you just look dumber with each post. 
Are you under the impression that Alabama or other schools pay for athletic improvements with university and athletics administrative funds and no booster funds? 

Huck, I like you man...so I say this with love. Ignore this jackass. It’s not worth your time. Apparently our football problems are exponentially linked to the homeless problem.

Fuck I hate y’all.
49 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Brisket- Done

Alcohol- Consumed

Horns- Up

Herman- Fired

Urban- Hired

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what do u do 4 a living bruh u r my idol u have $$$$

Everyone knows you cook brisket to temp and feel. Time is literally irrelevant most times.

i am a no foil/paper guy. Let’s get some bark going!!!!!

Brian Davis is just saying what is already self evident. Texas isn’t firing Herman tomorrow or before the season is over unless they are ready to announce Meyer the next day. Until Meyer is signed, expect Herman to coach the Kansas game. 

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Meyer is damn good at this TV thing. Surprisingly so. 

Yeah, it’s gonna hurt them when he’s gone.

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1 minute ago, GTX Horn said:

Anyone else catch Brando on the Baylor-OU game say something about Stoops auditioning for Urban's current job or something along those lines?

Stoops did the voiceover on today's blOU QB segment for FOX

1 minute ago, GTX Horn said:

Anyone else catch Brando on the Baylor-OU game say something about Stoops auditioning for Urban's current job or something along those lines?

15 minutes ago, troph said:

FOX BROADCAST- ANOTHER SLIP...

Brandon said stoops was auditioning for meyer’s job with the OU intro.  Spence chuckled. 

fox is leaking more than the titanic right now.

come on Coach get on the plane!!!

Yes

Catching up. We're trusting Brian Davis now? The guy that said Urban was "no slam dunk"?

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3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Well, based on the pregame that actually sounds like exactly what could/would happen. They basically alluded to that reality in reference to his "voice over work". While you might hate the prospect, the actions precipitating that event would be... Fucking Awesome.

I'm good with it.. 

community agree GIF

What are Surly's resident insiders hearing now?

Fox was clearly giving UM a hard time but to me that doesn't necessarily mean he said yes. Could still be deciding. I continue to believe no one would benefit from stringing it out if he had really said no though.

WOW. Thanks for posting. That was uncomfortable in a good way (that's what she said).

Brady cracking up again is also telling.
16 minutes ago, troph said:

FOX BROADCAST- ANOTHER SLIP...

Brandon said stoops was auditioning for meyer’s job with the OU intro.  Spence chuckled. 

fox is leaking more than the titanic right now.

come on Coach get on the plane!!!

 

18 minutes ago, troph said:

FOX BROADCAST- ANOTHER SLIP...

Brandon said stoops was auditioning for meyer’s job with the OU intro.  Spence chuckled. 

fox is leaking more than the titanic right now.

come on Coach get on the plane!!!

I’m all for renaming the thread “Come on coach, get on the plane!!!”

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“Gotta be some ulcers in Columbus, right Coach?”

Urban:

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15 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Only thing we might hear late tonight is a leak TH is fired and that won't be until after ou wins to officially knock us out of Big12 championship. That's the cover CDC needs before it happens. 

Hammer meet nail. Exactly. You keep a promise until it is mathematically impossible. The other side can't bitch. I believe CDC would even give Herman a decent recommendation at a lesser program. He was way too inexperienced for a job like Texas. Maybe this dose of humble pie and watching his coordinators roll through KSU like a rolling ball of butcher knives without his input (while drunk) might be a life altering moment for him. I don't hate the guy, just really disappointed. This is really his first fall from grace as a failure, it's up to him to put the pieces back together and succeed or wallow in mediocrity from now on.

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They all know about the very public pursuit of Meyer by UT while UT still had a coach. They could just be messing around and joking to mess with you

https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/2020/12/05/longhorns-crushed-kansas-state-but-herman-not-out-woods/3844396001/

“...........Meyer clearly could put an end to all the rampant speculation he will replace his former offensive coordinator in Austin with a single tweet. So he either likes the attention or is using it as leverage or he is seriously considering it.I’m buying the latter. One Texas higher-up suggested Saturday he was thinking Meyer was 70/30 in favor of coming to Texas. Later in the day he reduced that viability to a 50/50 proposition. It's very tenuous.But no one truly knows other than Meyer and his family..............”

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Catching up. We're trusting Brian Davis now? The guy that said Urban was "no slam dunk"?

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We are not “trusting” him just clowning on him for stating the obvious. 

8 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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what

I for one are going enjoy the shit out of watching UM go straight in the shitter as Texas coach. cause thats what he will do. worse than chuckie s.

Ditka or bust!

Holy shit. Coastal may actually pull off the win vs BYU.

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Urban is coming.  Nicole, send nudes 🤣

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

What are Surly's resident insiders hearing now?

Fox was clearly giving UM a hard time but to me that doesn't necessarily mean he said yes. Could still be deciding. I continue to believe no one would benefit from stringing it out if he had really said no though.

I’m hearing the OU-Baylor game.  Brando and okie Tillman are kind of a beat down.

39 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Probably bought that shit at Bill Miller’s 🤣

Bill Miller could NEVER

Urban knows how important recruiting is. I gotta think if he was coming he wouldn’t want to waste time and would want to start calling recruits asap.
Hed push CDC to make a move if he was committed to coming here.

Just now, williemackgarza said:

Urban knows how important recruiting is. I gotta think if he was coming he wouldn’t want to waste time and would want to start calling recruits asap.
Hed push CDC to make a move if he was committed to coming here.

Tomorrow/Monday is plenty fine.

Think he was alluding to Urban taking Texas job but Urban’s reaction to his question caused him switch to Covid and Michigan which really didn’t make any sense.

No, the Michigan-Covid thing is directly related to why people in Columbus would have ulcers, because tOSU needs to play a certain amount of games to get into the Big 10 Championship game, which winning a conference championship helps to get you into the playoffs. If Michigan can’t play because of Covid, that would leave tOSU a game short of qualifying.
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No, the Michigan-Covid thing is directly related to why people in Columbus would have ulcers, because tOSU needs to play a certain amount of games to get into the Big 10 Championship game, which winning a conference championship helps to get you into the playoffs. If Michigan can’t play because of Covid, that would leave tOSU a game short of qualifying.

Right, and Urban reacted as though he thought it was something else - the Texas job saga.  It wasn’t, the fact he thought it was is the tell.

the early signing period should have been pushed back in this clusterfuck of a year

Tomorrow/Monday is plenty fine.
That's where I'm at. I can't imagine waiting another week and losing a recruiting cycle. I'm still mostly positive, but after midweek it's probably on to phase 2.
32 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Thanks- so to clarify, lump charcoal or post oak chunk/limbs or both?

Ceramic or steel smoker? 

What temp was the stall?

Post oak chunk/limbs, try to avoid charcoal Unless I’m doing something I can smoke hot. Steel smoker, have a Traeger that I use for easy shit like ribs and wings but brisket is all offset. Stall was actually a real bitch this time, hit early at like 157 but paper helped a lot to push through

Just now, alphahorn said:

Herman to South Carolina

Stick to baller M&A, IPOs, hedge funds and crypto bro. 😉

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