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44 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Does CUM ever really go away? 

Ask you kid(s).

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

oh shit...Wells on IT

 

Sources tell IT football practice won’t be held today, instead it will be replaced by team meetings.

OU eliminated Texas last night, so the postponed game vs Kansas (12/12) may just be officially cancelled.

At this point we have no reason to believe this is related to the uncertainty around Tom Herman’s job.

Yep. Meetings. One for Tom to say tearful goodbyes, and one for Urban to say there's a new sheriff in town.

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1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

Word on twitter is Texas Takeover , Herman's publicity twitter is closed. 

That would seem to be significant.

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Smoked a couple of pumpkins for soup. Mrs GOTJ is baking bread and has her chicken verde white bean chili in the crock pot. The house smells awesome. We don't cancel practice in our domicile, emoji217.png Tom.dd50a9f4900760204fd86e17fbc1a4c3.jpg

That’s amazing.

its happening laura dern GIF by The Academy Awards

1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

Word on twitter is Texas Takeover , Herman's publicity twitter is closed. 

it's fetch

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Hamilton said team meeting at 1:30 With positional meetings to follow

1:30 was 30 mins ago.

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Smoked a couple of pumpkins for soup. Mrs GOTJ is baking bread and has her chicken verde white bean chili in the crock pot. The house smells awesome. We don't cancel practice in our domicile, emoji217.png Tom.dd50a9f4900760204fd86e17fbc1a4c3.jpg

I'm going to need to know more about this. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Mayo is a great binder for brisket though

Huh? Fuck that binder shit.

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4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Smoked a couple of pumpkins for soup. Mrs GOTJ is baking bread and has her chicken verde white bean chili in the crock pot. The house smells awesome. We don't cancel practice in our domicile, emoji217.png Tom.dd50a9f4900760204fd86e17fbc1a4c3.jpg

How do you pick out a pumpkin to cook? Just grab two? What do you look for? 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Hamilton said team meeting at 1:30 With positional meetings to follow

that was 30 minutes ago right after players were sighted in west campus eating??

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Hamilton said team meeting at 1:30 With positional meetings to follow

Its Happening Ron Paul GIFIts Happening Ron Paul GIF
 

Jk (or maybe not jk).

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3 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Word on twitter is Texas Takeover , Herman's publicity twitter is closed. 

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3 minutes ago, troph said:

Did get laid this morning though so there is that. 

Got laid this morning as well, so doing my part.

6 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Word on twitter is Texas Takeover , Herman's publicity twitter is closed. 

 

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

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means this account i think

https://twitter.com/texastakeover05

here's the cached version - https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:rlR_ZwB3ocoJ:https://twitter.com/texastakeover05%3Flang%3Den+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

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1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

It's been like that since summer 

Yup, I was more just showing the account isn't closed.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Got laid this morning as well, so doing my part.

GF is out of town, so I beat my dick like it owes me money.

7 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Word on twitter is Texas Takeover , Herman's publicity twitter is closed. 

@TexasTakeover05? Is that the right handle? I can confirm that account is closed.

Shaka with hair > Turtle Tom?
This is a good random point. Imagine at any point telling someone Shaka would outlast Mensa. You'd get laughed out of the room.
Yup, I was more just showing the account isn't closed.


Wrong account.
5 minutes ago, Viper said:

1:30 was 30 mins ago.

Sorry guess he meant called for the team meeting at 1:30

Just now, Gil Bang said:

GF is out of town, so I beat my dick like it owes me money.

This made me lol and the wife asked me Wut?! Oh nothing.  

terrible
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1 minute ago, wood said:

@TexasTakeover05? Is that the right handle? I can confirm that account is closed.

What was on that account?   Just sunshine pumping or legit run by one of the coaches or staff or something? 

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

GF is out of town, so I beat my dick like it owes me money.

Username ✔

Just now, RollLeft said:

Not waiting on the game, also the women play on ESPN later.  

lol

What was on that account?   Just sunshine pumping or legit run by one of the coaches or staff or something? 
It felt like a paid pr campaign for Herman.

Not waiting on the game, also the women play on ESPN later.  

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Just now, pops said:

What was on that account?   Just sunshine pumping or legit run by one of the coaches or staff or something? 

It was either Tom or Michelle’s burner account 

Just now, pops said:

What was on that account?   Just sunshine pumping or legit run by one of the coaches or staff or something? 

Sunshine pumping. Prob run by a Herman lackey. 

Just now, pops said:

What was on that account?   Just sunshine pumping or legit run by one of the coaches or staff or something? 

No experience with it myself. Other guys saying it's TH's propaganda tool.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Imagine thinking women’s basketball matters enough to affect a coaching change announcement lol

fify. I like womens bball

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Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Herman. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

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regard

3 hours ago, GRHorn said:

One thing I hadn’t considered that would play into this thing running into next week is the Michigan game. Urban is loyal af to OSU. His wife has that X in her twitter screen name. I guess that’s an aggy like thing they do because they don’t do Ms. seriously. But if he accepts the job the shitstorm really fires up around if any of the current support staff and assistants are leaving. That will cause a big distraction the week of their most important game. It wouldn’t surprise me if he weighed that in his timing.

Anyway, that’s all I’ve got. I’m heading to an outdoor, socially distanced 6 year old birthday party. If anything happens in the next couple hours, have Nicole text me. Kthxbai. 

Dude. Covid gives you full cover to not go to things like six year old birthday parties. Learn to use it to your advantage 

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Is this guy just reading surly and posting our shit? 

Yeah he's a bullshitter. Is asking people to bet him over the Urban stuff and is telling people to venmo him the money. He's an opportunist.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Imagine thinking women’s basketball matters lol

like men's bball matters?

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