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3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

Not a great sign...

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4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Take pic on your phone, then hit click to choose files. Unless your on tapa

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I'm on my phone and I don't see "click choose files"

3 hours ago, CUM2TX said:

can we organize an official fan boycott if fuckface is not fired...

This will happen organically anyhow.

Hate to say it but the prospects of him. Being fired today are looking slim.  We would've heard more than likely by now and team meeting regarding it. It's getting a little late in the day now. I haz sad setting in. 

Just now, ztejas said:

jimmy fallon no GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

so he's been fired, great

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

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1 minute ago, Lou Sassle said:

 

I'm on my phone and I don't see "click choose files"

Make sure your phone is on

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

That was two hours ago. Still lots of "today" left.

We f'ed this up didn't we.

1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

That was two hours ago. Still lots of "today" left.

Says 5 minutes ago?

1 minute ago, Octavian said:

Not a great sign...

Oh, we're taking Fuck Kirk Bohls seriously now for the first time in the history of Fuck Kirk Bohls? Fuck 2020.

We f'ed this up didn't we.
I had no part in it honestly.

Nothing's happening for the next couple of hours, 'Heidi' just started on CBS.

Shit, I knew I was doing something wrong...

Edited by Lou Sassle

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Fuck cold chili in general

Friend of a friend says it goes down better with a dollop of warm mayo.

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

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1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

That was two hours ago. Still lots of "today" left.

Especially if you're on the west coast, even more if in Hawaii. 

had to make an account to say what a glorious dumpster fire this thread has been.  🤘

Just now, washparkhorn said:

Friend of a friend says it goes down better with a dollop of warm mayo.

Get out. 

had to make an account to say what a glorious dumpster fire this thread has been.  [emoji869]


You’ve never seen a dumpster fire.
2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Nothing's happening for the next couple of hours, 'Heidi' just started on CBS.

well that is an obscure reference I didn't expect...

they're waiting for the texans game to be over since they know how many fans are watching

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Nothing's happening for the next couple of hours, 'Heidi' just started on CBS.

LOL...  Jets/Raiders are playing today.  So well done. 

3 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

That was two hours ago. Still lots of "today" left.

Talk about reaching part 2

2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

had to make an account to say what a glorious dumpster fire this thread has been.  🤘

what? this thread is perfect an absolutely perfect thread.

Edited by dcar00

Ahoy ahoy, surly community. Long time lurker. I mostly just made this account so I can show off my beautiful meat as well! Also, come on down to Austin, CUM, and cement your legacy as an all time great coach! 
P.S. how the hell do you attach a photo on here?
No one wants to see your penis.
3 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

had to make an account to say what a glorious dumpster fire this thread has been.  🤘

Not if you like Texas BBQ....

Just now, cdain3 said:
16 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:
Ahoy ahoy, surly community. Long time lurker. I mostly just made this account so I can show off my beautiful meat as well! Also, come on down to Austin, CUM, and cement your legacy as an all time great coach! 
P.S. how the hell do you attach a photo on here?

No one wants to see your penis.

He can just PM them to @Nicole44

I just heard urban said no.  I hope it’s bullshit.  

Edited by Johnny Sack

I could see Bohls knowing when Herman is fired.  I don't see him knowing anything else though.

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

RGL tweeted this 2 hours ago

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RGL then “liked” this response:

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No offense to anyone, but this RapGameLarry guy called his shot as today. Pretty sure he’s dead fucking wrong and a complete clown. 

1 minute ago, cdain3 said:
16 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:
Ahoy ahoy, surly community. Long time lurker. I mostly just made this account so I can show off my beautiful meat as well! Also, come on down to Austin, CUM, and cement your legacy as an all time great coach! 
P.S. how the hell do you attach a photo on here?

No one wants to see your penis.

Are you sure? It's pretty beautiful meat. And after that I could show y'all a picture of my brisket and ribs.

Hard to believe Elizabeth has been the Queen since Truman, Stalin, and Churchill were in power, which is a little less time than this thing is taking to play out.

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

what? this thread is perfect an absolutely perfect thread.

Seriously. Best thread ever.

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

I just heard urban said no.  

well no bueno there.  herman has the quickening.

 

6 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

You’ve never seen a dumpster fire.

 

Would Urban bring couch fires if hired?

Could be a stumbling block.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No offense to anyone, but this RapGameLarry guy called his shot as today. Pretty sure he’s dead fucking wrong and a complete clown. 

He bet $500 on it.  I'd wait and see.

I had a feeling the Fox stuff yesterday was those guys knowing Urban was saying no and just fucking around.  will be interesting.

5 minutes ago, cdain3 said:
21 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:
Ahoy ahoy, surly community. Long time lurker. I mostly just made this account so I can show off my beautiful meat as well! Also, come on down to Austin, CUM, and cement your legacy as an all time great coach! 
P.S. how the hell do you attach a photo on here?

No one wants to see your penis.

https://memegenerator.net/instance/67666195/sam-elliot-roadhouse-i-sure-as-hell-aint-gonna-show-you-my-dick

I have a bad feeling about this


When’s the last time you felt good about anything?

What a clusterfuck.  Just say no from the beginning.

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