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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Escalation between China and US is ongoing. Difficult to pin down but accusations of virus 'source,' etc and a healthy dose of both sidesism. Twitter/social media is taking it over and amplifying it best I can tell. American journalists have been kicked out of the country and if I can find the source, an un-named official leaked from the WH that there is a current strain of anti-China sentiment in the administration that is driving much of the dialogue.

 

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Him / his free loading family / pence / entire cabinet need to be removed today. 
 

they all should have been forcibly removed a long time ago.  

2 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

they all should have been forcibly removed a long time ago.  

 

im pretty good with a military coup right about now. let admiral mcraven lead it

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im pretty good with a military coup right about now. let admiral mcraven lead it

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Im fucking serious. These clowns have no idea how to handle this. IMpotus is now claiming he knew everything all along. He probably wants us to be thanking Him 

10 days Ago #IMpotus and his followers were all saying this was all a hoax by democrats and ‘this isn’t even as serious as the flu’. Now we have a WH claiming they’re taking no responsibility for all this, a president getting advice from his unqualified son in law - the media is over covering all this and zero leadership out of Washington. 

Someone needs to be the adult in the room 

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They're too busy admiring the Emperor's new clothes.

All of a sudden he know loves press conferences. Having another one today. Well duh, he gets to stand in front of cameras and show everyone how important he is. He is in narcissistic heaven. 

The last couple of days he's been straightforward and appeared like he was at least trying to be presidential. Now he's back to being a fucking asshole.

March 9: 546 cases. 22 deaths.

March 18: 6496 cases. 114 deaths.

We're thinking about that. A lot. Also thinking that some cases and deaths are going unreported thanks to the lack of testing. #Trumpvirus #TrumpCrash

20 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

100% of Republicans completely buy this.

March 9: 546 cases. 22 deaths.
March 18: 6496 cases. 114 deaths.
We're thinking about that. A lot. Also thinking that some cases and deaths are going unreported thanks to the lack of testing. #Trumpvirus #TrumpCrash


NBA Players with Corona: 7
% with Confirmed Corona: 1.6%
Using NBA Corona Index: 5.1 million Americans have Corona +/- 2 million
1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

All of a sudden he know loves press conferences. Having another one today. Well duh, he gets to stand in front of cameras and show everyone how important he is. He is in narcissistic heaven. 

I think it's because he got good reviews for his Monday press conference so he's just going to try to keep rerunning that. 

35 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

The last couple of days he's been straightforward and appeared like he was at least trying to be presidential. Now he's back to being a fucking asshole.

He's always an asshole on Twitter. And whenever he is made to appear under control in an official setting, he usually lashes out afterward, either on Twitter or at a rally. 

Whatever happened to that rally they scheduled?

11 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

100% of Republicans completely buy this.

Yes they do.  I had a female trumper tell me yesterday the only reason this is happening is because it's an election year.  

That's a standard talking point for them.

Trump hasn’t conducted a single press conference in the last two weeks where he hasn’t repeatedly mentioned the China travel he fell ass backward into.  
 

I suppose it’s because it’s the only thing he’s done correctly since this whole thing started.  

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5 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said:

Trump hasn’t conducted a single press conference in the last two weeks where he hasn’t repeatedly mentioned the China travel he fell ass backward into.  

Oh, you mean the UNPRECEDENTED STEP AND DECISIVE LEADERSHIP of closing the borders after China got their shit on track to being contained? Not saying it shouldn't have been done, but it was just too fucking late. 

I love his overt and obvious (and failing) efforts to dub this the "Chinese Virus"

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what's a good link to the unedited, yet compressed for your pleasure, to this latest speech?  He almost looked like he was half human the last 36 hours, but I understand he basically fucked that up again today.

4 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Dotard dropping knowledge on WW 2 like it's rare info.

Check out Colbert last night, he had a small bit on what FDR may have sounded like using trumpspeak. It's a fucking trip

 

He should probably stop holding these daily briefings. He just sounds stupid and defensive now. Mike Pence is a piece of shit sycophant. 

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He should probably stop holding these daily briefings. He just sounds stupid and defensive now. Mike Pence is a piece of shit sycophant. 

Dow below 20k.  He certainly isn't helping.

"No one's ever been swamped like this."

I'll give the Swamp Thing credit for being right on that. 

24 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Dotard dropping knowledge on WW 2 like it's rare info.

you can always tell when he's learned something new.

We're a nation of over 300 million people. Stop saying a million or two million tests coming soon is a solution. 

Jesus the lies are coming too quick to handle. He's on a roll. They need to keep hammering him with questions. See if they can get him to snap. 

It would've been helpful if we knew about it earlier. We could have ignored the problem sooner. 

The war. The war. The war. The war. The war. 

Against the invisible enemy. 

Sounds vaguely familiar. 

nice to see the press finally join the president in the dgaf circus.

14 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The war. The war. The war. The war. The war. 

Against the invisible enemy. 

Sounds vaguely familiar. 

This is how American democracy dies.

28 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

you can always tell when he's learned something new.

Like when we all knew Mike Tyson learned the word 'ludacris'.

Every interview after that....

They're absolutely going to do everything they can to try and sell it as a war and Trump as a war-time president fighting against China.

 

I mean, you can't vote against a war-time president.  Can you.

6 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Like when we all knew Mike Tyson learned the word 'ludacris'.

Every interview after that....

Now that's just ludicrous 

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37 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

We're a nation of over 300 million people. Stop saying a million or two million tests coming soon is a solution. 

Given the way the virus seems to work, more tests and more ventilators is not a solution for ending the crisis but is certainly a solution to lessening the symptoms. 

 

 

it's so ridiculous it's worth repeating: we have a germaphobe president who has been fighting a trade war against China whose presidency is being brought down by a virus from china.

simulation.

Someone should ask him why Republican presidencies always seem to end in massive bailouts.

I think he is doing a pretty good job!  

 

The next transition team is going to call the Obama Administration for guidance.  

2 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Now that's just ludicrous 

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We both know which one he meant.

19 hours ago, RPM said:

They're too busy admiring the Emperor's new clothes.

Speaking of new clothes have you noticed how big they are these days?

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He's always an asshole on Twitter. And whenever he is made to appear under control in an official setting, he usually lashes out afterward, either on Twitter or at a rally. 

Whatever happened to that rally they scheduled?

That guy is so sold on himself. I have never seen Anyone that egotistical. The Reps would have beaten up Obama brutally had he acted like that. 

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6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dow below 20k.  He certainly isn't helping.

We were told, it's because we're fighting an invisible enemy....told several times in fact.

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dow below 20k.  He certainly isn't helping.

Have you heard of Hunter Biden ?????

or Hillary’s emails ???????

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