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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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16 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Glorious. I don't think I've read that guy before. I like his style, dude. 

Everything Trump Touches Dies was therapeutic to me.  Rick definitely has a way with words that resonates with me ...

1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

why does he gotta be so divisive tho? 

He's black, erudite, and articulate. That really gets under certain people's skin. 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Wait.  We're gonna fight Canada?  I mean, having British Columbia as our 51st state would be cool though.   Of course our Dildo-in-Chief would probably demand renaming it to Trumpish Columbia.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

MAKE MADAGASCAR GREAT AGAIN!

Say that five times really fast.  

That that that that that. 

14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

haven't verified, but holy shit if true:

 

Hope it gets shot down. Arms race needs a salary cap.

Not enough bad shit going on, let's poke China just for the hell of it.

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

It seems like it was 30 1/2 years ago that this man was the President, not 3 1/2 years ago.  We have gone from apples to oranges.  Damn.

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58 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Everything Trump Touches Dies was therapeutic to me.  Rick definitely has a way with words that resonates with me ...

I'm already listening to it and it's hilarious. Lost it when he calls Christie Trump's "hitmanatee." 🤣 

The term Vichy Republican is perfect. 

I need to get my parents to read this, but that's probably a non-starter. 

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10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What is this press conference about?

Himself.  It's always about him. 

51 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

haven't verified, but holy shit if true:

 

No way. I'm out of here if true. 

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

tldnr

 

(I am kind of joking, but kind of not)

Trump yelling about China in the rose garden for some reason.

24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What is this press conference about?

Trump campaigning for reelection. That's all he's doing from now until November. 

Oh for fucks sake - he just ended our relationship with WHO.

 

He never even filled the open seat the US has on the WHO board.

 

Looks like all blame (and 100k deaths) is going to the WHO and China.

So he finally did it....war with China imminent???

Market taking this well.  Might be down 800 points by the time he’s done.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Oh for fucks sake - he just ended our relationship with WHO.

 

He never even filled the open seat the US has on the WHO board.

 

Looks like all blame (and 100k deaths) is going to the WHO and China.

He says “Hong Kong” like we say “Hong Kong” (when we’ve been drinking)

The Jan Brady of Presidents...  China, China, China. 

Oh cool - he just 'cut-off' all investments in Chinese businesses.

 

Also - he looks like he is going to stroke out before he finishes this speech.

We'll be in a war with China before election day. 

Politics aside, what the fuck is up his voice at the end of sentences?

And not a word about what else is going on. Oh the country is just unraveling right now, let’s start a war with China too. Didn’t take any questions either, what a PUSSY

Market down 400 at one point and now it's flat, all in the past five minutes.  WTF?

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This is the same asshole that still gripes about the "Central Park Five" being guilty as hell despite their having been fully exonerated

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