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11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

He can barely get down that ramp.

 

That is one weird dude.

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34 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

He can barely get down that ramp.

 

He’s not well.

I’m thinking his unscheduled trip to Walter Reed was something major.

even his last few gatherings have seemed low energy

58 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

He can barely get down that ramp.

 

I’ve heard it’s hard to walk in heels. Must be equally as hard to walk with lifts in your shoes. 

He’s not well.
I’m thinking his unscheduled trip to Walter Reed was something major.
even his last few gatherings have seemed low energy
As someone who is fat as fuck and also has bad knees, I can totally understand walking down a ramp like that. Then again, I make no claims to not being fat as fuck.
5 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Thank fucking God. 

Young people, save us. 

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

He can barely get down that ramp.

 

Trump has aged!

17 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Trump has aged!

YOU try putting in three, four hours a day without rest.

But during his 2015 campaign his doctor said "Donald Trump has "extraordinary" stamina and physical strength and would be the healthiest person ever elected president." 



I was thinking a stroke too. My step-dad had a minor stroke and he’s like this. A little slower and unsteady.
51 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

But during his 2015 campaign his doctor said "Donald Trump has "extraordinary" stamina and physical strength and would be the healthiest person ever elected president." 

Superior genes !!!!

11 hours ago, TornACL said:

I guarantee you that fat fuck asks hourly how ticket reservations are going. 

His lackeys don't even look it up. 

"Two hundred thousand, sir! Incredible response!"

"Well over a million!"

 

Maybe thats why they moved it to a saturday, friday ticket sales were low.

‘slippery’ 

lololololololololololololol I’m sure West Point set up a slippery ramp 

 

bwahahahahahahahah

I think you mean “fall.”

Momentum!

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

El. Oh. El. 

 

This can't be life.

 

How the hell did we go from Obama to this?

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

How the hell did we go from Obama to this?

Obama was an uppity black man !!!

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

‘slippery’ 

lololololololololololololol I’m sure West Point set up a slippery ramp 

 

bwahahahahahahahah

 

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

El. Oh. El. 

 

President Michael Scott

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2 minutes ago, TornACL said:

President Michael Scott

You miss 100% of the ramps you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky

- Donald Trump

This can't be life.
 
How the hell did we go from Obama to this?

The racism of fragile white boomers.
Just now, Bama Chick said:


The racism of fragile white boomers.

Boomers have ruined this country 

16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

El. Oh. El. 

 

 

p = mv

With an ass that fat, he will certainly have a lot of momentum, even while crawling down a ramp.

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

El. Oh. El. 

 

Our president literally on a slippery slope. That’s up there with Phil Leotardo coming out of the closet

11 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, it's not exactly news.  Using it in the pejorative around here is comical.  Lockdown = 16 hours of one's favorite beverage, near as I can tell.  

i've casually become a heavy drinker during coronatime. it's counteracted the exercise i've been getting. 

1 minute ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

His water must be a lot heavier than what we can get.c0f55cceec97303a6740a9badf95225f.jpg

consuming heavy water would explain a lot

10 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

His water must be a lot heavier than what we can get.c0f55cceec97303a6740a9badf95225f.jpg

It’s huge water. Ocean water. 

Biden needs to have a glass of water on hand at every interview and speech and public appearance and just drink it down all manly constantly.

And request ramps at every public appearance as well and run and jump all over it.

It's crazy a man as rich and powerful as him could still be so insecure. 

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Just now, Bruh Man said:

It's crazy a man as rich and powerful as him could still be so insecure. 

Small penis syndrome 

A slippery ramp IS very dangerous for the elderly. 
 

But not as dangerous as a police officer is. 
 

Right, Mr. President?

The ramp of descent is steep, much like his poll numbers, our national morale, etc.

If you’re in the presence of hundreds of newly minted American military officers who you may ask to go into harm’s way in the very near future, maybe tweet about them and their bravery and accomplishments and not their choice in stage sets.  The most memorable photograph of your speech there is you drinking a glass of water like Stephen hawking.  

46 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

p = mv

With an ass that fat, he will certainly have a lot of momentum, even while crawling down a ramp.

F = (m * g * sin @) assumes friction is negligible if memory serves me correctly 

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