Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 43.7k
  • Views 2.8m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

  • Francisco 2.0
    Francisco 2.0

  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

Posted Images

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

“This is the very definition of ‘totalitariatism’”

 

Ulyssesius S. Grant. 

Edited by HenryJames

Is he still rambling?

I’ll skip this one...been having a good day, don’t want Dotards diarrhea like speech (per usual) to fuck up my day.

He's gonna bring out all the greatest hits on this set list. 

Fuck him for quoting MLK. 

This like listening to molasses.  Holy fuck, pick up the pace!

41 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Damn....the gov ain't bad lookin. 

About 10 years ago, I was standing against a fence at a 4-H rodeo, waiting for my daughter’s turn at pole bending (insert joke). Kristi Noem asked me if she could squeeze by so she could photograph her daughter who was up next. Let’s just say it was a gut-sucking moment. She’s smoking hot in a feed cap, even without makeup.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Ford F150 got the biggest cheer.

It was quite telling.  I am shocked they didn’t boo when he mentioned the abolition of slavery.  

He's glistening like a spit roast pig at a luau.

Poor bumpkins came out tonight to get the classic Trump Show but instead had to suffer through an hour of President Vyvanse half-heartedly fumbling his way through a teleprompter script comprised primarily of beer cap factoids regarding various events and figures in American history. 

 I'm sure it's just the camera, but all the fireworks look white. 

4 hours ago, F250 said:

 

 

 

The Democrats should hire her to write some ads.

Edited by AngryDragon

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

possibly, the worst presidential speech ever 

Texags thinks it is literally his best speech ever. Not kidding.

1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Texags thinks it is literally his best speech ever. Not kidding.

a 5th grader could give a better speech 

3 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Texags thinks it is literally his best speech ever. Not kidding.

Did he dry hump a flag?

52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

where are all the non whites sitting ?

 

If there aren't any seated behind Trump who are in view of the camera whenever it's pointed at  him then there aren't any there. 

 

bwahawhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahhahaha

per TexAgs

If you hate this speech you hate America or you don't want to give credit to Trump. No and ifs or buts.
 

My favorite is mentioning Frederick Douglass in a speech about how great America has always been...on the 4th of July.

 

  • Author
1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

My favorite is mentioning Frederick Douglass in a speech about how great America has always been...on the 4th of July.

 

 

Trump has never heard of Frederick Douglas and still doesn't know who he is tonight.  He just read the words that Miller put down on paper for him.

 

 

9 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Texags thinks it is literally his best speech ever. Not kidding.

they're passing around the jizz biscuit over there

51 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

“This is the very definition of ‘totalitariatism’”

It's even better on re-listen. Toe-talia...terry...tism.

 

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

possibly, the worst presidential speech ever 

His UN speech in 2018 when the world literally laughed in his face was the worst speech I’ve seen/heard until tonight. 

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

a mother fucking electric guitar for battle hymm of the republic ????????

what

the

fuck 

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Cracks me up that every fucking artist basically disavows Trump when their music is played at an event.

If he had someone smart on his campaign they would just lean into the clown show they've created and play this as his walkoff music. 

 

that was a fucking horrible rendition of the battle hymn of the republic

fucking air force 

Figure he would have had them play Dixie

18 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Texags thinks it is literally his best speech ever. Not kidding.

same with secrant....consider the audience.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.