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18 minutes ago, Loco said:

He's good / reasonable.  I think he used to be a Navy pilot.  Worth a follow imho

Aviator.  They are called Naval Aviators.

tom cruise deal with it GIF by STARZ

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1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Aviator.  They are called Naval Aviators.

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10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

NPR is my sole source of broadcast news.

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

9 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

I think they are the ASMR OGs

First COVID-19 case found in Columbus. Some guy caught it on a cruise. 

We also had an 82-year-old die. Apparently slipped and fell in the shower. Mayor considering ordering all domestic water suppplies turned off.

Mulligan?

 

52 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

The one who I can't even listen to say her name is Nadia Hamdan. I'm sure the problem is with me, but it's like nails on a chalkboard.

48 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

You miss the greatest of all if you're not in the Pacific NW: "I'm Thom Kokenge". Curiously it's pronounced "Tom Cocaine".

1 hour ago, Loco said:

 

Are there still people in the media that are unaware that this is just a bot that repackages dotard's tweets? 

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Are there still people in the media that are unaware that this is just a bot that repackages dotard's tweets? 

In what material way does that matter?  (also everyone knows this)

13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Oh.

 

uh, that's not using an abundance of caution.  Affected people are reportedly highly contagious for 2-3 days before any symptoms appear.  If you don't reduce your social contacts by 80% and use a high level of caution...you do the math.

Looks like he’s headed to the course after this. Wearing a hat in the briefing room is a new one. I imagine if Obama had done it Fox would have been cool with it. 

Does he have to wear a hat when his staff doesn't have  the requisite time to sculpt that ridiculous fucking straw bale perched on his head?

My 8 year old nephew has a bigger vocabulary than this clown. Easily. 

57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

First COVID-19 case found in Columbus. Some guy caught it on a cruise. 

Buckeye Cruise for COVID? 

Why is my fucking computer audio not working. What's the orange moron saying?

Bragging about the stock market record. That’s all he’s talking about. What a dick. 

Rambling about how great his speech was for the stock market. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Rambling about how great his speech was for the stock market. 

Check back with us on Tuesday, Donald. 

What percentage of these briefings are just backslapping and self congratulations? 50? Trump standing up there just bragging about how great everything is. 

“It came out of China. We didn’t expect it. It’s nobody’s fault.”

As of this time there have been 50 deaths...could have been many more...lot of good decisions.

What a fucking idiot.

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

He must be very confident that we don't experience a large increase in deaths

He also said we’d have zero cases soon. 

Trump says he  took the test. 

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What percentage of these briefings are just backslapping and self congratulations? 50? Trump standing up there just bragging about how great everything is. 

He’s a narcissistic moron.  People are dying, the market is down like 15% in the past month, and he’s all jazzed there was one good day.  He’s a walking Aggy moral victory.  Fuck this stupid clown.  

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

As of this time there have been 50 deaths...could have been many more...lot of good decisions.

What a fucking idiot.

“We’re going to get that number down to zero.”  Remember that?

He just said he's been talking about how urgent this is from the beginning. 

And oh my god his explanation on hand shaking. 

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Haha.  He’s tried twice to leave for the Oval Office and can’t pull himself away from the media Q&A.  

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What percentage of these briefings are just backslapping and self congratulations? 50? Trump standing up there just bragging about how great everything is. 

wait til Pence takes stage and initiates Operation Fellatio

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