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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

more details on what HJ posted:

I hope this woman prosecutes every case for the DOJ in their witch hunt. She's wonderfully incompetent.

Three things on this:

1) You generally don't get disbarred for gross negligence as a lawyer; it requires intentional and willful malfeasance.  That being said, incompetence of this level can result in some form of discipline from either the Court or the Bar.

2) Lindsay Halligan is really kind of hot, and as an officer of the Court I am willing to offer my services in carrying out whatever punishment the Court may deem appropriate for her.

3) At the risk of being presumptuous, I might suggest a year or two in my sex dungeon (which, we we have established on another thread, does not bear any resemblance to Sei Less in Manhattan) as the appropriate sanction for Ms. Halligan (that naughty and incompetent little minx).

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Posted
On 11/17/2025 at 1:19 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, they don’t have to worry about facing any consequences, so they’ve got that going for them.

I don't know.  Kirk seems to have faced some consequences.  Keep it up, dumbfucks. 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, cattail said:

To the lawyers here, how serious is this? Is this something those prosecutors could be disbarred for?

lol...disbarred?  this is baby shit compared to the shit any random prosecutor pulls all the fucking time in every one of Texas' 254 counties.  

here's the deal with this one....someone, somewhere realized that they're right on the ass of the statute, and tried to get the Autistic Wonderbunch (aka "career assistant U.S. attorneys") to put this in front of a grand jury asap and those autistic fucks said "Fuck your face...shit case, shittier timing" because, you know, they can't see what's really going on...they're spectrum folk, a simpler people....who'll cut your mother sans emotions.

anyways, the sitting guy refuses and now you're in a fucking bind b/c statute runs in 48 hrs.  

you're fired.

"lawyer whore!  you!  you've never spoken truth to power, so get in there and fuck this particular guy now!"

et al.

Fine'

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Posted
3 hours ago, gernblansten said:

Trump: That person needs brain surgery!!!!

Brain Surgeon: Uh, no, sir. That person does not need brain surgery.

Trump: Yes, brain surgery is clearly needed!!!!

Brain Surgeon 2,3,&4: No, brain surgery is not justified based on the symptoms and test results.

Trump: Nonsense! Hey, you, doctor! That person needs brain surgery and I need you to do it now!

Podiatrist: Yes, sir! I'm on it!

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Posted
4 hours ago, cattail said:

To the lawyers here, how serious is this? Is this something those prosecutors could be disbarred for?

Follow-up question: how would that affect her eventual Supreme Court nomination? 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Follow-up question: how would that affect her eventual Supreme Court nomination? 

Boosts her credentials for sure 

Posted
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She looks like a Fox News bimbo and will probably be one soon enough. 

She’s got pure 90s Silk Stalkings vibe

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Posted
4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The actual prosecutors are doing their job, basically, see post 494.  

The problem with them is that they for some unfathomable reason stepped up to handle a case where they knew or should have known that the government/administration would put them in difficult ethical positions.  See also post 494.

So far, what Halligan has been shown to have been done is incompetence, which is an ethical violation, but is usually addressed by malpractice litigation rather than lawyer discipline.

 

Uh, didn't she submit an affidavit that she had no other interaction with the grand jury after providing the original indictment? Perjury is more than a step more serious than mere incompetence

Posted
58 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

She’s got pure 90s Silk Stalkings vibe

 

42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Go on.....

 

31 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Damn, man.  You nailed it.

And hell yes.


I bet she’s also got one of those super high 90’s landing strips too….

I just had a flashback from flipping through my buddy’s dad’s playboys (he just left them on the end table in the living room!) circa 1995.

Damn.

Anyone got any Mountain Dew, Sam’s Club individual packaged chicken sandwiches from the freezer, and want to play some Sega?

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