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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

On fire today. 

 

The sheer ignorance and stupidity in this tweet is just astounding. My guess is our resident trolls here will be told to just ignore it. 

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

On fire today. 

 

Who would have guessed that threatening to abandon an ally to fend for itself would cause said ally to contemplate handling all defense measures on its own and without any US influence?  Who?

4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I think he can be "acting" and unconfirmed for 200 days or thereabouts. But I'm dumb

I haven't studied this but I think the Constitution and Vacancies Act control.  Vacancies Act (I think) provides for "recess" appointments that do not require Senate confirmation.  However, the Senate is in session so that's not applicable.  I don't think there is a way for him legally or constitutionally to do what he is trying to do.  Hence the DC Circuit's request for briefing from Mueller and Trump Admin. on the case challenging SC's authority.

"Acting" appointment for 7 months. Recess appointment, made while congress is actually in recess, can last until the end of the next session. Thats my understanding. 

Just reading the last few pages...

Why couldn’t the trolls go away like the caravan after the election?

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

"Acting" appointment for 7 months. Recess appointment, made while congress is actually in recess, can last until the end of the next session. Thats my understanding. 

Here's a pretty good overview of the Vacancies Act.  I of course was wrong.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/vacancies-act-federal-government-backfill-cabinet-level-departures/story?id=59045866

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Just reading the last few pages...

Why couldn’t the trolls go away like the caravan after the election?

BUILD THAT (ignore) WALL!

11 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

Who would have guessed that threatening to abandon an ally to fend for itself would cause said ally to contemplate handling all defense measures on its own and without any US influence?  Who?

Blow up 200 year old friendships to pwn the libtards. Totally worth it.

And not a peep from Congressional GOP.  fuck them.

13 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The sheer ignorance and stupidity in this tweet is just astounding. My guess is our resident trolls here will be told to just ignore it. 

DOTUS doesn't even understand his own shitty NATO policy.

6 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

And not a peep from Congressional GOP.  fuck them.

They got fucked good on Tuesday.

I got some letters today from manufacturers saying the tariffs are about hit consumers fucking hard at the beginning of the year.  Consumer goods going up like 20% almost across the board.  Thank goodness for me there’s plenty of flexibility in the dildo market so I think I can absorb the hit but small businesses are going to be taking it up the tail pipe.

So much winning.

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3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I got some letters today from manufacturers that the tariffs are about hit consumers fucking hard at the beginning of the year.  Consumer goods going up like 20% almost across the board.  Thank goodness for me there’s plenty of flexibility in the dildo market so I think I can absorb the hit but small businesses are going to be taking it up the tail pipe.

So much winning.

Something something absorb flexible dildo up tailpipe something. 

Reading is more fun if you don't sweat comprehension. 

10 minutes ago, retread said:

 

 

Good god he's awful.  When he dies we are going to find a dungeon of Putin sex dolls under his house.

1 minute ago, NWBuck said:

Something something absorb flexible dildo up tailpipe something. 

Reading is more fun if you don't sweat comprehension. 

Really glad someone picked up all the double entendres.

Why does he wear that long Penguin trenchcoat?  What a fucking doofus.

15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Really glad someone picked up all the double entendres.

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Why does he wear that long Penguin trenchcoat?  What a fucking doofus.


Because he’s a fatass, and vanity convinced him that it makes him look svelte?
2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

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Can we get a sock check on this Agent47 person?

Thanks.

I'm real. And I'm famous on the longhorn internets. I destroyed hornfans. And Austin360.

Trying to stay on topic in this thread, I find it interesting that he is now just being an asshole with everything and anything that is in front of his face at the moment.  He hasn't really been an asshole on any issues since midterms, just lashing out at reporters, Obamas, CNN, etc.  Seems like maybe he's distracted.

I think he probably believed his own bullshit that there would be no blue wave.  Now that the reality of not getting anything done without major compromises with the House, he is one cranky bastard.  Poor fellow.  I feel real bad for him.

I can't get his words to those 3 black ladies (reporters) out of my mind. So disgusting to talk like that.

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Look at our President.  Look at this absolute Dipshit.

A bunch of tweets today but nothing about California burning. Weird. 

59 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I got some letters today from manufacturers saying the tariffs are about hit consumers fucking hard at the beginning of the year.  Consumer goods going up like 20% almost across the board.  Thank goodness for me there’s plenty of flexibility in the dildo market so I think I can absorb the hit but small businesses are going to be taking it up the tail pipe.

So much winning.

This is correct.

Good thing all those middle class people got a big tax break, right?

What is Trump’s ultimate end game here? So long as he and his people are in power, they can interfere with and potentially defer accountability, but unless he’s authoritarian president for life, the bill will come due at some point. That’s the moment he’ll burn the country down to avoid, and that’s the scariest part of all this. 

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

A bunch of tweets today but nothing about California burning. Weird. 

Did he say anything about the nightclub shooting?

8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This is correct.

Good thing all those middle class people got a big tax break, right?

I also heard from someone in the apartment industry to expect a big rise in rents due to goods from China being more expensive. So all the construction and renovations being done are going to be very expensive for renters.  So cost of living going up while wages stay stagnant. Recipe for a booming economy. 

Yeah, we are about to embark on a significant remodel and add-on to our house, and our builder has already prepped us that his cost on lumber and other materials could go up as much as 25%. Thanks, Trump. Fucking asshole. 

In 10 years, the USA will look like Hill Valley when Biff Tannen ran the place in Back to the Future 2.

13 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

What is Trump’s ultimate end game here? So long as he and his people are in power, they can interfere with and potentially defer accountability, but unless he’s authoritarian president for life, the bill will come due at some point. That’s the moment he’ll burn the country down to avoid, and that’s the scariest part of all this. 

He has no end game.  His brain doesn't work that way.  He's incapable of thinking beyond the next few hours.  As for the people around him, I have no idea.  

2 minutes ago, TornACL said:

In 10 years, the USA will look like Hill Valley when Biff Tannen ran the place in Back to the Future 2.

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19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Did he say anything about the nightclub shooting?

Said he was 18 hundred miles from this ol nightclub, and a girl is turning 22 today.

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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11 minutes ago, TornACL said:

In 10 years, the USA will look like Hill Valley when Biff Tannen ran the place in Back to the Future 2.

If we’re lucky 

19 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I also heard from someone in the apartment industry to expect a big rise in rents due to goods from China being more expensive. So all the construction and renovations being done are going to be very expensive for renters.  So cost of living going up while wages stay stagnant. Recipe for a booming economy. 

I've heard the same thing. This is what happens when you elect a duplicitous self serving developer as president. You get a society of homeless people.

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He has no end game.  His brain doesn't work that way.  He's incapable of thinking beyond the next few hours.  As for the people around him, I have no idea.  

You mean the next few minutes, might even be the next few seconds nowadays 

25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Did he say anything about the nightclub shooting?

A T&P’s tweet. Although they’re so common now it’s not like the president can be bothered to address the country after each one. 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

You mean the next few minutes, might even be the next few seconds nowadays 

Am I hungry? Am I thirsty? Are people saying nice things about me? Repeat...

 

2 minutes ago, retread said:

Am I hungry? Am I thirsty? Are people saying nice things about me? Repeat...

 

Hmm. Maybe it’s time we started thinking about putting grandpa in a home.

“You already put me in a home!”

Oh yeah! Well maybe we’ll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 minutes!

”I’ll be good.”

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

This is all about 2020. He’s not leaving without a fight. 

He lost states on Tuesday whose electoral votes he cannot win without.  

This is about keeping control of the Senate in 2019 and Mueller's report.  If he loses Arizona, it will only take one or two Susan Collins to shake everything up.  A lot of people forget that two Senators are (I).  

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

On fire today. 

 

Crap, so much for my idea to convince France to keep him. 

1 hour ago, The People’s Elbow said:

What is Trump’s ultimate end game here? So long as he and his people are in power, they can interfere with and potentially defer accountability, but unless he’s authoritarian president for life, the bill will come due at some point. That’s the moment he’ll burn the country down to avoid, and that’s the scariest part of all this. 

He’s a fat piece of shit fueled by fast food and kisses to his asshole.  He cares about literally nothing else.  If Hitler were here to praise his worthless ass, there’s no way he could resist returning praise.  He’s a simple animal.  If it came down to missing his next chicken McNugget vs Don Jr being buttfucked to death by a rabid pitbull, you know his easy choice.  To be fair, I’d dip that fucker in some buffalo sauce too...fuck Jr.  And daddy.   

This is hilarious.  Trump thinks he's the master of diversionary tactics by just smearing feces on the living room wall so you won't notice the feces he just smeared on the dining room wall.

And as usually happens - the Reps had 2 years to create enough changes to benefit the rich, that will ultimately cause financial problems which will now be blamed on the Dems. We’ve seen this before. 

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

And as usually happens - the Reps had 2 years to create enough changes to benefit the rich, that will ultimately cause financial problems which will now be blamed on the Dems. We’ve seen this before. 

I mean we’ve pretty much been indoctrinated to blame everything on democrats.  

“MUH Trump is only President because Hillary was the worst candidate EVER!1!”

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